Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?

Tomasso Ciampa looking real rough lately.

>tfw currently growing out a scraggly beard just like Phil

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so this is what the straight edge lifestyle gets you?

>patchy
>unkempt
Cringe Man Phil living up to his name

Can any heemsters break down Phil's technique here? What's the practical combat use of a pirouette?

there’s literally nothing wrong with what he wrote

joe has the best fucking facial expressions

i miss him lads

omg i cant even youre so progressive and virtuous, im literally shaking, im so impressed, you are so enlightened and such an ally to all the oppressed people of the world oh great and moral user

Yo' Mike has decent footwork! fucking cuck man phil unironically has negative footwark, flat feeted as shit

I can draw a dime

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Well you see user, it's all about strategy. Watch his long hair flap around while he does it, literally perfect fighting technique. These fake fighters here don't get it, cm punk is a legit cage fighting mma bad ass and it drives them crazy.

Severe telegraphing due to nonexistent athleticism. If Mike Jackson had a brain and not decided to clown him all night, the attempts at 3:40 and 1:30 should have led to a KO of the night and Punk would've been leaving the building in an ambulance.
That being said, the cuckman shuffle in the Gall fight is still worse. Maybe on par with this for the worst strike attempt ever.

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He's mimicking what he has seen much better fighters do. When a properly trained kicker misses a leg kick they are doing it with such a force that it's more effective to follow through with the momentum and just spin back to your stance rather than try and stop the kick. This spastic is not fast enough to throw an even passable kick but he still wants to spin around like he saw the bigger boys do.

exposed

>backing a corporate shill like kamala rather than big dimes Bernie
>Assuming AOC have anything politicially in common just cause there brown women.
>Thinking capatilism would be any better just cause it’s lead by women
Y I K E S and libpilled

Based berniebro

Wagner should have never took his mask off

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> CM BUM, CM BUM, CM BUM, CM BUM

How do you even get that haggard before turning 40 if you aren't an alcoholic chain smoker crack head?

Who is this sandnigger? HOLY YUCKOLA

Being a tryhard faggot with autismal anger issues will age you fast

No joke my dude, motherfucker shoot looks 56 there. how can anyone get that old? maybe the whole straight edge thing was always a work and he actually smokes weed or crack everyday

>supporting that old retard
Yikes and dumbass-pilled

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>There were actually diehard fans of CM Punk ever

HAHAHAH I just laugh at those people who ever liked this guy.

Have you matched their donations yet? You don't need that new [insert what you want here], give the Bernman all your cash for the future.

Jesus Christ he looks like death

Is this sad cuck homeless? Did Ape kick him out of the house again?

Lmaoing at all these dimeless Neets voting to get poorer.

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>Still looks like shit
Remember, kids. Straight Edge is bullshit.

this has been a running joke for years. Both Triple H and The Rock brought this up in their feuds with him

this is peak storytelling compression. the only recent photo i can think of that does more with a single image is pic related

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Trips doesn't drink and smoke at all though

The smug ref
Every time

red pill me on this screeching coal burner

Imagine if MJ did a HOOOOOAAAAAAAAA and superman punched him after the twirl

White people ding-dong diddly age fast

>fake tweets
This isnt 2016

look at other long term vegans they look like sbsolute hell, juaquin phoenix and travis barker come yo mind, it even aged daniel bryan but he is not vegan anymore

Dude looks 25 years older than he is.

Nigga going for that Twin Peaks aesthetic.

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exactly. There was an episode of SD or Raw where he said to Punk that he doesn’t drink either but at least he doesn’t look like a crackhead

You could ride a bike in between that space. I thought Japs were supposed to be good at throwing kicks.

Nice of him to shout out The Ugandan Giant himself.

How can an athlete who doesn't drink or smoke look like complete shit like this?

he’s a vegan it’s hell on the body especially the face

vegans think they are getting ugly because the are detoxicing but they are really slowly killing themselves

BAH GAWD KING! WHAT THE HELL IS AL KEDA DOING IN THE AEW ZONE??????

Nah thats tomasso chiumpa

>Dude

>Not THE dude

>THE

You sound 25 years younger than you are. And if you're 24 and 3 months old or younger, then I wish you were.

Spending every day of your life bitter and angry also takes a toll.

>Spending every day of your life bitter and angry also takes a toll.
i spend every day like this how do i stop?

bumfights gimmick in aew when?

Got a light?

The sweet embrace of pic related

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> That 56%er offspring

gross

how fucking depressing, what a sick disgusting world we live in

its actually real, time to accept your former hero fooled your dumb ass
>twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1070504146112004097

Bummy millionaires is not the move.

Story?

April kicked Phil out of his apartment and now he's living on the streets of Chicago because he wasted all of his money on MMA training.

You'll be the first against the wall commie faggot

Vegans age like that?

Isn't he on #TeamNoSleep? I think this is part of the reason why you're supposed to sleep.

welcome to AEW

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>athlete

Is that Phil or Anthony Cumia?

Old Man Phil

based cara poster

lmao larper

I hear it's in your contract in AEW that you have to kiss Cody's ring after every show