Why is this dude so fucking cringe?

Why is this dude so fucking cringe?

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Dude doesn't know shit about HEMA.
Broke 10000 aluminum chairs.
Never drew a sword

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back to wooo you go, nami

Canadian. Can't help it.

damn that nigga ugly

>He doesn’t appreciate Based Bird
Cringe desu fampai.

>aw, that's better

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Based as fuck

because he is a large earwig draped in a mansuit

Captain Charisma is BASED

One thing Vince definitely had the right idea about

Based

Based Christian Coalition. TNA Chads rise up

is that you, Edge Phoenix?

>AT LAST!
>YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!

His “wwe” ecw run against Regal was a thing of fucking legend.

I don't remember this

Lose weight

t. Tommy Dreamer

I swear he was my server at a local Boston Pizza

His WWE ECW run is one of the best face championship runs of all time. Don't (you) me.

...

>Calls himself captain charisma
>Has no charisma

What's this supposed to mean?

It was a douchey heel move and it worked

He's a loser

it was a rib

Ugly as sin

I lolled at his TNA segment where he was avoiding Tomko by hiding in the garbage can.

Where Christian belong