>”now listen here, brother! This ain’t Hulk Hogan talking to Andre the Giant, dude! This is Terry Bollea talking to Andre Roussimoff, jack!”
”now listen here, brother! This ain’t Hulk Hogan talking to Andre the Giant...
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>this isn't The Undertaker talking to Stone Cold anymore, this is Mark Calaway talking to Steve Williams
>This isn't Alexa Bliss talking to Mandy Rose, this is Rabbi Lexi Kaufmanbergstein talking to Amanda Saccamano, and you're going to hell you Catholic Bitch!"
>Terry I am still here because you can’t do your job”
really articulates how fucking cringe that promo was
>Andre didn't show up for work today...
which promo is being made fun of?
Dayton. I heard Heyman talking about what a great town this is, this to- this town SUCKS! The only people that think Dayton is a great town are people who have NEVER BEEN anywhere else! Then it's, suuure! It's a 'great' 'town'. I think the town sucks.
And this building! Heyman called me and he said "Bubba Ray, we've got this great venue, you're gonna love the look of it," are you kidding me? Salvation Army not available, maybe? I've played in bigger buildings and nicer buildings than this in Biloxi, Mississippi!
Dayton.
There is literally no excuse to break kayfabe just to get yourself over.
Jews don't believe in Hell.
Why did people like Punk when he did cringy shit like this all the time?
>this isn't Rock rock bottoming Austin, this is Dwayne Douglas Johnson throwing Steven James Williams
newfag
>this isn’t Luke Skywalker talking to Darth Vader, this is Mark Hamill talking to James Earl Jones.
Can any of these womemes do something original?
>David Prowse
>Hayden Christensen
Awwwww shit it’s VADER TIME
fixd
>This isn't Lou Thesz talking to Bruiser Brody
>This is Aloysius Thesz talking to Frank Goodish
>Sebastian Shaw