Book my debut

I won by DQ right?

With that physique and mask? Getting bashed with garden tools in CZW.

Paki heel that jobs to Manny at the next Saudi event

The masked pervert

Drawing the rednecks, nice

As I'm latin i was thinking in something like: "Solido Snake"; but that's good tho

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The Masked Child Rapist

I'm thinking something involving drunk driving and drug smuggling

Rent free, monkey

>Daniel Bryan is walking through the concourse of Barclay Center and slides on up to the pretzel stand
>He smacks his hand on the counter since there's no one there to take his order
>El Basado peeks his head around the corner
>"Hey! You! Guy with the granny panties wrapped around his head, I want a pretzel, WTF are you doing?!" Bryan shouts
>El Basado slowly pulls his granny panties down over his eyes and sheepishly fades from view

you could start a kickass stable

Basado isn't a word

>this cuck comic
The absolute state of white "men"

>Eugene the slow adult is welcomed back to RAW
>He says he's not alone and introduces the audience to his 'retarded man servant' Virgil Jr.
>Eugene is a heel and says because he's a slow adult he's allowed to say the R-word
>Virgil Jr. is even more stupid than Eugene ever was, and clearly autistic
>Virgil Jr. only gets tv time in back stage segments on 205 Live or 3 minute YouTube videos
>Even so, Virgil Jr. has an assistant... This is where you come in
>You debut as an off-screen character, no character name given, and have to shoot be the caretaker to the legit autistic Virgil Jr.
>Duties include wiping his ass after he shits, pulling his tongue out of his mouth when he has seizures, fetching food for Virgil Jr. and carrying his fucking bags
>Virgil Jr. makes you carry Eugene's bags as well
>You're paid per diem and have no contract to speak of... but hey, you made it to the big time
>Again, you're an off-screen character for the entirety of your career with the WWE

Is this a "haha" segment?
I'll like some kind of entrance with a car
How? BMM: Basados Masked Men?
It is in Spanish
It'll work better with a heel turn against him

No it doesn't translate in Spanish you fucking idiot

Oh there is no heel turn. No face turn. You're a legit gopher in my scenario. You know when they show producers in back stage segments, or WWE personnel in a scene? That's you, but without the gravitas of position. You're a legit caretaker for Virgil Jr. the retard.

You speak Spanish ameritard?
Basado comes from "Basar" (to base), something based it means its well settled (aside Yea Forums lingo) base/base, it's written the same in both languages because they come from the same etymological root.
Besides, "basado" is the hispanization of "based"
Check your facts mutt

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Whota lame booking, i quit to became an indy flippy guy

You're gonna leave the safety net, the prestigious WWE? Well good luck to you, Cody Rhodes.

You obviously don't speak Spanish, or English.

More kino if you used women’s underwear as a mask and had a fart fetishist gimmick

Well...if Jay White became IWGP champion then why not me
I'm a native Spanish speaker and translator you poptard
Like the brazzers gif with the Bane mask?

based as fuck

food competitor gimmick

EL CHICO Bryan Alvarez's secret love child with Queen Orca.

I can't eat more than three hot dogs m8
Zero (0) homo stuff

Matt Stonie? Would rather see Furious Pete tbqh family

You have to go back
This has two meanings btw

>stonetoss
That’ll be a large cringe for me

Based Cuck-Zero

based stonetoss working the simps into an absolute seethe

BOILING

what's my fatality?