>big dog beats leukemia and returns to wrestling
>shield reunion incoming
>these games are announced
Is the big dog confirmed to be the galar champion or will ash be a make a wish kid?
Big dog beats leukemia and returns to wrestling
Why would any kid get shield instead of sword? They'd be like kids who got Silver rather than Gold.
It's not about the brand, it's about the talent exclusive to each one ya simp
>Picking the games based on the logos and titles instead of the box legendary
You're doing it wrong.
Silverchads were based. Goldfags are cringe.
This
Lugia > Ho-Oh
your cringe if you don't get both tbqhwy
I’ll get shield because the logo’s better.
Aegislash is the one true chad, both shield and sword.
Reminder that u got the 'opposite' legendary at a higher lvl on each game. We got worked hard
>Not waiting for Pokémon Sword & Shield next year
Emerald was the goat game btw
Crystalchads reign supreme BELIEVE DAT
Making two versions of the same game and locking certain Pokemon to each variant, forcing kids to bug their parents to get them two copies of essentially the same fucking game, is the most carny shit in gaming.
What's the difference between shield and sword?
Shield chads
Some Pokemon will be specific for Shield while others will only be on Sword
Pokemon Switchblade would be better
Yikes.
t.friendless incel
Pokemons for fags lol
Unironically the worst starters yet
That's not the gen 5 starters
by far
No. Everyone but Sobble is shittier than the Unova starters.
I think the bunny is the best of the bunch, but that's like saying getting pissed on is better than shit on
Sobble is the Roman
Pokemonetty is more dead than Wrestling
Being this out of touch with reality.
They just keep getting worse with each generation
Moon was leagues better than Sun’s exclusive simps
X was far better than edgy bacon bird version
Ruby, Red, and Gold are the only edgy red colored games that utterly btfo out of the calmer colored other variant
>forcing kids to bug their parents to get them two copies of essentially the same fucking game
God damn you really didn't have *any* friends growing up did you?
Growlithe and Teddiursa
Vs
Simpory and Vulsimp
Why yes I’ll take one copy of Pokémon Gold Version please.
>Moon was leagues better than Sun’s exclusive simps
>X was far better than edgy bacon bird version
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Zoomer. You realize most people stopped playing Pokemon after the 2nd gen, right? Pokemania, like the attitude era, died in the early 2000s.
The monkey is based
The Rabbit is so fucking had that it brings down the entire trio into unknown levels of Just
Not playing Gen 4&5
You missed out on the only difficulty curve and peak gameplay of the series you fucking boomer
Enjoy your shit stat spreads and 90% of your roster being absolute jobbers
>Growlithe
Look out boys. We have a Genwunner in our midsts
>calling me a genwunner
>talking about OG gold and silver from 20 years ago
I moved onto big boy games. Pokemon is literally babby's first RPG.
Gaming is for children
Based
Still outsells everything you play.
Based and Kalospilled
Big Pigger was based, basically Otis Dozovic: the Pokemon, I don't give a fuck how tired you were of fire/fighting starters because I skipped most of those jannetty gens
Yeah, and McDonald outsells everything I eat.
>liking WWE and Pokemon
Cringe
>basically Otis Dozovic
Otis*
Mcdonalds is all you eat, fatboy.
silver was based idiot fuck off
pokemon is so over it is literally going to destroy capeshit
Look at this dude.
Oshawott was dimes I don't care what anybody says.
For a second I thought this was red-haired Okada.
Racist
pokemon is so over it is literally going to destroy capeshit
She's more over than all of the womeme roster in WWE, and her weapon is a shield.
so is wrestling.
Chad choices:
>Blue
>Silver
>Sapphire
>Diamond
>White
>X
>Sun
Simp choices:
>everything else
Based and Mashpilled.
I'm going to be a SHIELD chad
>Diamond
But I need Mismagius in my life
Shield may be able to block but it can’t kill, and the sword will eventually win
I'm gonna get Scorbunny and nickname it Seth Rollins.
BURN. IT. DOOOWN
THE ARCHITECT