Ding-dong diddly give me some tips on how to build my online dating profile

Basically, be an alpha like Kevin Nash. Not a beta like the average Yea Forums poster

My matches with thoughts went up I'd say 20% higher after I put "trust fund manchild" in the Job section of my tinder bio.. Maybe work the money angle if you got it.

Why are his nicknames Big Daddy Cool and Big Sexy but he had given no advice on this subject?

Imma lay the ding-dong diddly law down on ya jabroni asses and hopefully by the end of it all ya simps will have gotten a clue or two.

Ya see, women... LIKE... sex. They just pretend they don't. And it's all our fault. See, women are complimented by men for their looks all the time, and I don't mean "complimented" as in hit on or some shit like that. But those little one-liners and leering glances instil in them a sense of power, because they have something special. Something that ultimately makes them the dominant predator of this world. Ya know what that is? What happens when you (you specifically, the aspie) ask a hot girl out? She turns you down, right? But if the same hot girl asked you out, you'd accept faster than you can say "Summer of 92", but that kind of thing hasn't happened to you yet, has it? And guess what, it never will.

You see, if a hot woman walked right up to any random guy and asked if he wanted to have sex, he'd say yes. If a man asked the same thing of the woman, he'd have the outline of a hand imprinted on his face. But most women have the sense not to do that, at least when sober. Because they know better than that. Their "companionship" or whatever you want to call it, it's a gift. And they're smart enough to know not to just hand it out to just anyone. They know that if they just sleep with a guy, then that power they hold over them is gone, 'cause ultimately, men only care to try out what a woman has once. It's like when you go to the movie theatre, you ain't gonna pay another $8 to see the same movie, so once he fucks a woman, he bails.

Now, here's the secret recipe: I was talking about "complimenting" before. Don't do that. Ya gotta criticize them, but make sure to do it in a seemingly considerate way. 'Constructive criticism' and all that bullshit.
>I don't care if you've gained a bit of weight, there's just more of you to love.
>So what if other guys find you unattractive, I think you're beautiful

See where I'm going with this?

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Ya see, women are very critical of themselves, always paying attention to every little physical imperfection, no matter how insignificant or minuscule they actually are, and all you gotta do is point them out, while going on with crap about how you love them, and they'll begin thinking about how ugly/fat/unlikable they are while believing you care about them, which makes them wonder how they were ever lucky enough to find someone like you.

Have you even seen a family sitcom before? Usually there's this stupid fat blimp for a husband who does stupid shit every episode, and he's married to some beautiful woman who runs the whole house without thanks. You want to tell me those guys got the women because their wives were actually attracted to them? Nah. The best fiction is always based in reality. Fact is, girls care about looks just as much as men do, they're just expected by society to say otherwise, because ultimately women are the enemy. It's like the Trojan war. They're the Trojans, and we're the Greeks. They're all holed up in their city of Tron, hoarding their shit. The only way we'll ever manage to to penetrate those walls, both literally and figuratively, is through deceit and manipulation. And once we get past those walls, the whole town is ours for the taking.

Hope ya pinheads learned ya lesson here. Good luck and godspeed.

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This. It works every time.

just b urself

This is cringe. You know TV shows aren't real, right? MRAs like you are setting men back 1000s of years.

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>online dating profile

You had better be super witty with your texts and keep them at a minimum when you match up with the girl. Prioritize meeting up with her rather than becoming pen pals when matching up and when you finally do meet up, be genuine and be funny around her.

BASED and chadpilled

Yeah, I'm the retard and not the guy that thinks TV shows are real.

He literally said "the best FICTION is based in reality". Learn to read, retard.

>blacked.com
>even though we know for a fact that it's the far-right obsessed with BBC's stealing their white women (well, not theirs because they either don't have a woman or it's a land whale pretending to be a woman).

mmmmmmm that's badass.

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This post oozes of reddit, please dont read it

t.

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user, the advice was always there..:
>Big - get in shape
>Daddy - act confident and mature
>Cool - don’t take yourself too seriously, relax

Unironically based as fuck. This guy has enough clues to last several lifetimes.

This is actually pretty damn good advice user. I see a lot of retarded shit online about how to get girls, but this is pretty good

Ya ain't gonna make in the city of tron, kid.

Found the seething roastie. Go watch Gilmore Girl reruns, cunt

Thanks Big Based Brother

Delete it and buy WWE Network

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