Smack 2

Una vela en honor a Kofi edition

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Bruce Prichard hates Beko. She's done

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ive never seen matt hardy in more shape then when he did the V1 gimmick

UNA VELA POR MATT DURO

BASED SMACKDOWN KILLING AEW

McMahon is Frieza and Kingston is Goku

Similar to Frieza fearing the rise of the legendary Super Saiyan, McMahon fears an African American champion

wasn't matt hardy threatening to leave wwe recently?

what's up for el idolo now? since he is sleeping his way to the top.

>Gargano vs. Cesaro cancelled
>Hardy Boyz vs. The Bar
based Prichard

One fucking week and Vince has given up on Johnny Manlet already.

becky vs ronda vs charlotte
brock vs seth
batista vs triple h
kofi vs daniel bryan

wrestlemania is starting to look good, hope brock is the main event to end with the big dog

Is that the girl from iron fist?

they dont give a fuck anymore

apparently they're doing a pseudo brand unification as part of trying to save the product

maybe the next one

cringe

MATT HARDY IS NOT A MILQUETOAST AND HE HAS A APPETENCY TO RETURN TO THE PLANE KNOWN AS WWE AND EMBARK ON THE GREATEST RUN OF HIS CAREER , IN THE FUTURE HE WILL PROVE TO THE ENTIRE MULTI-VERSE THAT HE BELONGS IN THE ELITE OF THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING INDUSTRY
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I wanna cum inside Mara

spotted the newfag

Newfag I'm ding-dong diddly cringe at ya

They're not doing Kofi vs Bryan

As much as I want it, they won't

Bray Wyatt got taken off TV after Matt got injured, and now Matt has returned before Bray

incredible

>matt hardy hobbling around

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Sheeeit, Jeff barely cleared that swanton.

Jeff gives them the whole swanton bomb now

>believing meltzer ever

This crowd is pretty hype

>Hardy Boyz
>they're 45

One last match for North Carolina?

>is instantly the most over tag team on Earth in ya path
Based.

Almost snapped his neck on his first time back out.

Why do stupid fucking cucks want Kofi v Bryan at Mania. Owens and Bryan can be absolute fucking kino rivalry if they don't fuck it up.

Matt's twist is an RKO/Diamond Cutter while Jeff's is a Stunner

Why are these two tagging?

Cesaro and sheamus split when.

>Half way across the ring a twist of fate crushes the celtic warrior
fucking corey

THE CROWD IS ALIVE

How many cuck angles can Rusev and Lana go through

Why is Lana bigger than these two “superstars?”

Shut up

No Russian accent for Lana this week

What's up with all the tag matches? I thought Vince hated them

>Lana with no accent

yikes

Dumb bimbo.

>Lana

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Why can’t this cunt stay with one accent

Who the fuck is prichard?
I thought Shane was going to hire Russo

Rusev/Nakamura about to get buried further

cringe

>Black and Rick vs shinsuke and Rusev
Sounds like a good match that is going to be shit somehow

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they fucked up black so fast

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Didnt shinsuke whoop her ass a couple times or something

i haven't watch smackdown in a long time. is there another one again>

Just answered your own question. They are cuckolds and fragile blacks who just want him to be champ because of reparations.

bray fullfilling the gimmick and being literally a ghost

Agreed. Owens is the best repsonse to all of dbryans messages. The man ate in every single one of his phone promos.

>Lana is bigger than Ricochet
kek

>lana with no shitty accent

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thank you based Bruce

Holy shit Ricochet cannot talk. Black ain't bad but Ricoshit is awful.

This is some shit promo writing

Thank you Based Prichard for bringing back backstage segments.

Lana wanted the D

I WANT TO

RUSEV GETTING CuCKED AGAIN!!!!!!

AYYY TRUTH IS BACK

Lana is one of us. She basically just called them vanilla midgets.

EITHER HAVE THE ACCENT OR DON'T YOU DUMB CUNT

>Mean Lana
my ding-dong diddly

Brother love

THANK YOU BASED PRICHARD

HERE COMES THE BACKSTAGE CUMDUMBSTER, CARMELLA

>"How would you like your coffee Mr. Black?"
>"...it is written on my skin... fade..to...black.."
>"OK, so coffee, black, do you want sugar with that?"

Lana wants to get BLACKED

Cause the Oscars brainwash low test white men

M E L L A

Because he is black and saying anything else is racist

How based would it be if she accidently filmed a titty

Lana finally dropped the slavshit accent? didnt even know who she was for a sec

Black is a solid foot taller than flipochet ohnononononono

alister black reminds me alot of biker taker

that's literally her philosophy.

Mmmmmmmm

>>R Truth
>>US Open challenge

God damn it I laughed

He was a 1000 times better than the last time they let him talk and was all nervous and stuttering. Black can and has cut awesome promos before, but that was NXT where I think he had a little more input and leeway.

>wanting a fat ass

>Nakamura and Rusev are going to get buried by NXT manlets
Yikes!

Just think graves and his goofy lookin crippled ass used to dump loads in that, and Big Ass.

would you mess with him?

I wish they wouldn't portray Black as just some regular guy when he looks like he would stab your kids in the head and not think twice about it

I WANT TO JIZZ INSIDE OF LEAH VAN DALE’S WOMB

>cutting to commercial on truth during black history month

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you will rest. in. black.

Kofi is going to main event Mania
Owens look as fat as he left
Why is Lana eyefucking richochet

mmmmmmm

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who should beat daniel bryan for the belt?
who will have a good champ reign after him?

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JTG is back?

they portray him as some sort of deeply spiritual tortured soul who probably meditates 23 hours a day
that aint normal

except a manlet

Black, based Sailor Moon fan with the moon tattoo.

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You need to tweet about how you can work elsewhere if you want to get a push.

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Kofi gets his "Thanks for being here so long" title win then drops it to KO

respect my crypin

Didn't care much for him, but Honky's got a GOAT theme.

Didn't Honky Tonk turn down the HoF because he felt like he didn't deserve it?

>honky cringe man

>Kofi is going to main event Mania

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Roman

i feel like im one of the few people who love honky tonk. most seem to dislike him or are indifferent at best

HE'S A HONKY TONK MAN

>Elvis impersonator gets put into the hall of fame
cringe

>BASED HTM going in

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Honky was an amazing heel

honestly, heels nowadays wish they could draw half the heat that the honky tonk man drew

weed is for niggers

no I'm blooded I'll shoot you

redpill me on carmella

Fuck, I just want to touch mella

>no rick rude in dx

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I still would, and so would every other dude on this whole NEET nest of a website. Seriously, I’d wreck her holes until I literally killed her by fisting and stretching her until she was ripped apart.

18+

Oh great we get to hear this right wing retard complain about “libruhls” during his HoF speech

This is why WWE HoF is a joke more than anything, literally anybody who’s wrestled with the company will eventually get in

kek truth

i dont care for him in the ring but his shoot interviews are great

Does dx induction make shawn the second person to be a double hall of famer? Is there anyone other than flair thats a double hof’er?

>no Hornswoggle in DX

BASED FORTNITE DANCES

Why is it okay to say Honky Tonk, could you imagine the outrage of he were the Nigga Jigga Man?

They should make a Lil Pump inspired heel and see how that goes

>Andrade
cringe

FUCK CHARLES
WIN THE US TITLE

pew pew pew

Ok I'm back to embarrassed again. That didn't take long.

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why didn't charles come out?

EL IDOLO

Fucking Charles has its beneficts

I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

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This has potential.

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>ANDRADE IN CHARLOTTE

ANDRADE GETTIGN THE BELT

>fuck you that’s my challenge

Based dickhead Rey

EL IDOLO
EL CENTINELA DEL ESPACIO
EL QUE SE COJE A CHARLES FLAIR

>Implying you have the strength of stamina to do that.

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more like 30+

He needs to grow 1 foot in height and needs to gain 100 pounds to even begin resembling taker.

isn’t Rey suppose to be face

>dance break
>the floss
>that zoomer camera zoom

This is why Raw is better

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>mysterio
cringe

die nigga die!!!

>US open challenge
if this were wwe2k19 at this point cena would come out and attack truth verbally for stealing his idea or some shit

one night in charlotte

kek

First of all, seething. Second, he's a lib like his buddy Cornette. Do your research, kiddo.

You can't cut the line rey

SABE PA

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WHAT WOULD JOHN CENA DO?

Shoulda faced Zelina

can we end the mysterio feud already
its going nowhere

Andrade is actually gonna win for fucking Charlotte

r truth is great mic skills. why did he never get the main belt?

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

based Truth

let’s go andrade

Surprised they're actually doing a triple threat.
Color me interested.

just like that
SMACK already won

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>WWJCD

Do you really have to ask?

>Big money Mella in those pants

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His one main event push was stopped by, ironically, John Cena

i don't know. He should have beat his hero john cena in 2011. heel r-truth was great

He’s black

andrade sucks

I hope Andrade switches that awful DDT for the Figure 4 leg lock

triple threats everywhere

damn that got real good real quick

How involved is Prichard in this episode?

go off script and make fun of rey for killing a dude

>Matt gets buried in the lower midcard.

Cap this post.

I love everyone in this match bros

and not one peso was drawn

I lived in Alaska for 5 years and no one ever went sport fishing for pollack. Arbys is full of shit

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There's a lot of racism in this thread right now and it isn't okay.

This is 4channel.

You WILL be banned.
Stop.
This is your warning.

mella is fine and all but she has a pancake for an ass

that fuckin kid

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Real talk, is this the best consecutive Raw and Smackdown we've had in the last 6 months?

Big Matches R Truth should retain

Yeah. Charles' cock.

>manlet Del Rio is going to win
cringe

Never mentioned I’d do all that by fucking her. I’m a sick fuck of a different flavor.

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if rey gets the belt, its him
if truth remains champ, its vince

>N

that kid is eyefucking zelina

> 'We'd like to do this thing and induct you into the Hall of Fame and we think it would be a great honor for you.' I said I thought it would too and I really appreciated the offer, but I had signed a contract to do these Wizard World Conventions and I was set to go to Toronto. I had to fulfill that obligation, so I turned them down.
>"Obviously, when you say no that makes them very upset with you, so I don't know if that particular invitation will ever come around again. If it does; it does. If it doesn't; it doesn't. It's one of those things I have no control over."
Another unrelated thing
>Gimmicks today, and if they are harder to pull off than in the past: "I would say that it's much harder to do now because they do not give you the ability to develop your character.
>We both agreed that its more difficult now because you don't have the input. You don't have the opportunity to say, 'This is the character I would like to portray and this is the one I think I can do, and this is the one I've been working on for the last five years and I know how to make it work.'…It's more of a theatrical play now, or some type of movie set."
Based

what happened to that poor lad

>not being hyped for Mella ass
gay

Unironically the most based gimmick in history

me in the yellow

Jesus

heh nothing personal kid

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>That flip
JEsus

Yes, easily. But how much of it is because of guys returning, and how much of it is actually decent booking and writing?

Poor duckie. Is he gonna be alright?

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>raw was already on thread #6 45 after starting last night
>shitdown only on #2

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Now THAT was a good spot.

From the:08 mark I would say he had a beak shoved through the back of his neck/head.

Lads....
How do i talk to a girl in my class?

I promised id do it today but cucked out.
She looks like a less tan Carmella with a smaller face.

And yes, ive had sex before.

rip his back

ME WITH THE HAIR AND BEARD

Smackdown is getting BLACKED and beaned

Eat shit NIGGER

not it wasn't. andrade looked like a retard doing nothing for 5 seconds.

Anyone who calls themselves a sick fuck is actually just a dumb nerd

>Five Knuckle Shuffle
Heh

>Truth's gimmick is bootleg Cena
Based

Big Match John broke out his shovel

that cut...

Say “hello, would you like to see my pee pee? I do big cums!”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa La Goblina ded

Can’t be hyped for something that doesn’t exist

U CANT C ME

based and confident pilled

That's a super big yikes from me you LARPing incel

zelinas face just got destroyed

go up to him and say...

...DANCE BREAK!!! XD

HOLY FUCKING BASED R TRUTH

>announcing a report
Hey newfag

BASED
I O
G G

based andrade crushing that beanlet

Absolutamente basado y legendario

Based Truth

BASED TRUTH
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN JOHN CENA

BASED

I felt that

That match was p. based

utterly based

BASED TRUTH
fuck those Mexican manlets

BASED
A
S
E
D

it's only announcing a report if i actually reported you

That was really fucking fun.
Honestly, they probably should do more multiman matches for these midcard belts. Roster bloated enough, might as well use 'em.

JOHN CENA WOULDN'T DO THAT

>nobody but r truth came out looking good
based cena gimmick

DAMN GOOD MATCH. Thank you Based Prichard.

uuuuufffff una vela por esos digitos

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Absolutely based

basado y pill de los rojo

Mella is a hot piece of ass and you know it.

BASED R-CENA

He did it bros

reported for announcing a report

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saw it a mile away
still based

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reported

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>filled out captcha for le epic prank
CRINGE AND cucked

my pupper is a smakdown fan

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>He didn’t screw Kofi
>Kofi screwed Kofi
Good job, Corey

Stop pretending.

BASED

Did they explain what happens to the nxt belts?

Charlotte with 100x more confidence after the Idolo dick

>"reported for announcing a report"
>announce that you're reporting someone...for announcing a report

the absolute state of Yea Forumsies.

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>R truth just beat rey mysterio
wwe has been fucking based the past 24 hours.
big dave, KO cucking Kofi, roman fucking beating cancer

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God damn this is the best two days of wrestling I've watched since the Attitude era when I had all my hair

Hi Corey

BASED QUEEN

Me behind the kid

>moves spam

when is this midget shitter contract up

Charlotte no selling Batista killing her dad

so is rey gonna disappear again?

Not letting Kofi just have the match at Fastlane is gonna keep the crowd on his side for longer. If they really wanted to kill this thing they'd just give him the shot at this throwaway PPV.

Guess I should’ve just said I wanted to shit between her tits and smash her head in with a hammer

Time for Charles to shit up the mic. Fun

>kofi screwed kofi for signing a contract
ok corey graves

Don’t flip your dog off you jerk.

How could RAM ever compete with this

Me behind you

it's so good.
she's glowing

Which brown girl on the roster do you most want to BLEACHED bros?

For me it's Sasha.

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legit fag for even flipping off your dog.
dogs are the ultimate red pill you dweeb, appreciate him

reported for announcing a report

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Learn to read ya goober I didn't even imply I was gonna report the nerd. This place doesn't even have mods anyway newfag

Why is Charlotte so hot now lads?

>working as a mid card jobber for 11 years means you deserve to the champ

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;_;7

hnggggggg

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new

...

Have sex

RIGHT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS

Yea Forums has a love for mexican dick. the same reason why hana gets spammed.

They don’t want to kill it, he’s losing at wm to get bryan more heat, ko swerve is just to assist with that

You just know

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Don't call them belts.

based

fuck off weeb

Just be yourself bro

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Alicia Fox, but it's definitely already happened

Based pocket poster