Smack Live gamethread #1

Not really into pits, but I still would

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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You guys ever wonder why her eyes point in different directions?

Based frens

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>While details are very vague, I'm told there's a United States Championship match planned for tonight. Multiple sources have confirmed that WWE isn't letting the name of the challenger out and it's listed at "United States Open Challenge" backstage.

Andrade is getting the US strap tonight

>Steph
Already changing the channel

she looks like a cross-eyed tranny muppet

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A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

FUCKING STEPH.

Welp lads, it looks like RAM already won this week.

Can't get a good look at Rowan shirt. What band is it this week?

EC3 going over. screencap this.

Buena esa papi

What shirt is Based Big Red Rowan wearing?

Whens Asuka

SOS

WHITE BOYS CRYIN

>stephanie on smack
im out

Only after I ding dong diddly worked into a shoot off on them

>tfw no Roman bullshit tonight

SDL WINS AGAIN!!!

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OH BOY still almost 2 hours left who /excited/ here?!?!?

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I miss Kofi's full theme

looks like kofi gonna win
they brought the mcmahon in

Why is that fucking cunt on Smack? Shane doesn't go over to RAM.

Why are they trying so hard to make this a big deal?

Holy shit they are actually building a contender competently. Wtf?

Why is Bryan sitting in a leather chair?

He's gonna come out to SOS at fastlane
based

>5 minutes of McMahon talking
Fucking hell

is kofi retiring?

Black history month

It's pleather, bro.

BRING BACK THE SOS THEME

So people can forget this nigger isn't worth shit. Literally all they did was hype how much of a midcarder he is kek

Why can't this all just be one montage.
Mcmahon
Clip
Mcmahon
Clip
FUCKING SUCKS

>no BBD
>no Basedtista
>a couple of midcarder cruiserweights fighting over the main title
kekking at the state of Shitdown

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Na it’s just black history month, he’ll lose at fastlane

>steph no-selling the kofi chants

you cunt lol

This is like a Sunday Morning Superstars build.

>It's a 'we suck nigger cock for 20 minutes' episode.
Pass.

>Be 8
>Terminal brain cancer
>Make a Wish asks me what my dream is
>"I want to meet the 4 Horsemen!"
>Big day comes
>Can't wait to meet Tully Blanchard!
>"We managed to get all 4 of them to come with some other special guests!"
>Special guests? Also what about JJ Dillon?
>The door opens and I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics
>Four women shamble into the room wearing cheap cosplay outfits
>The ugliest, a barely human looking balding horseface half-breed, swaggers over to me like she thinks she made my day
>"You the legit boss of that cancer lil guy!"
>The rest of them roar with laughter
>I hear voices screaming from the hall, "Ayy gurls, lemme holla at ya!"
>3 strange negroes run into my room and begin throwing pancakes at me, wooping, and playing the trombone directly in front of my face
>The 4 women begin to woop along with them and chant "PHOTO OP, PHOTO OP"
>A camera flashes as I drift into the abyss

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>this is your life Kofi

there really is no hope for wwe

If only.
They should bring back Sunday Morning Superstarts

>not based Saturday Morning Slam

I like looking at Becky's cringe mugshot more than listening to Steph

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your mother likes it desu

yeah what a joke

>Basedtista

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but we hate Roman

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this is pretty much erasing mustafa ali run lol

He should turn on the other Nogs and start coming back out to SOS

pls no bully

People are pretending to like this nigger so they won't be called racist online. He's trash and not even over

kinda wish big e and woods would get out of the ring

DAD WALKS IN
DAD WALKS IN
DAD WALKS IN

Wtf? Where is his Jamaican accent?

JUST

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I see Vince took three shits in the ring.

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Kofi is going to win at Mania only for E and X to turn on him

He lost his shot when he got injured

I feel like R-Truth/K-Kwik deserves it more.
But fuck it, this still makes for a good story.

>3 black guys dressed as watermelons

what did they mean by this

it went up kathy bates' rancid asshole

I knew learning smoke signals would pay off someday

>ya'll make this happen
>nothing to do with his in ring skills
>give him the belt because 'feelings'

Truth is the UNDISPUTED United States champion.

>Raw ends with DAVE FUCKING BATISTA
>smack opens with kofi kingston getting a title shot lmao

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kek did he just mock roman

Are Kofi and Finn the only true classic baby faces?

I think he will turn on his New Gay brethren about a month or so after winning the championship.

SOS, I AM NOT SHELTON

Jesus fuck bring back women's wrestling. It's way better than this cringe shit.

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so after all this, what are they going to do with kofi after he loses at fastlane?

damn black stone cold looks like that?

Hi nigger

based kofefe

TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, WHITE BOY
>your time is up
>our time is now

GET ROWDY.

He’s pretty decent in ring though. Besides, connecting with the crowd is more important when deciding a champ.

if you don't want Kofi to be WWE Champion then you're a literal Klansman.

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Worked with Bryan

literally can't find a stream for SD

what is this?

Vince is going to pull a racism angle

NO CHANCE KOFI

BASED BIG DOG

>Kofi pauses
>... "I... I... can't read!"

More Vince overbooking shit

When did you realize that neckbeard cuckolds are the ones who are ruining wrestling?

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>Black wrestler finally gets a title shot after 11 years
>WTF why they sucking black cock

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he just pulled a gun out on him

BASED VINCE

Bayley but ...ya know

Vince about to pull Kofi out of this match like he did with Becky

VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON DAMMIT

CHEESE?!

Oh my God

NO CHANCE I LET A NIGGER HOLD THAT TITLE

Dead fucking crowd won't even pop for Vinnie Mac.

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

shuckin and jivin
mah niggaz
shootin and killin
all the innocent peoplez
dey see

watchwrestling.in

NO NIGGER WILL EVER COMPETE FOR THE WWE TITLE

NOT ON MY WATCH

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VINCE IS HERE TO SAY THE N WORD

Is Kofi reddit tier ?

>"People like you don't get to be champion."
What the fuck, Vince?

mcmahon putting an end to this blackie in a title match

my usual stream got shoah'd too

well done Kofi..
HOWEVER

So theyre doing the Becky angle with Kofi now too?

BLACKS ETHERED

>What's that Kofi, having trouble with the signature?
>You can read, can't you, boy?

based

>Replaced
Lol

thank you based vince

contract signing as the first segment of the show of course shenanigans will happen

Kofi getting the Mania match

What the fuck is this shit. They're repeating the Becky storyline this soon?

GENTRIFICATION!

NIGGERS CONFIRMED NOT A DRAW

Vince is gonna say it aint he?

triple threat at Mania confirmed

BASED FATTY

Always knew Vince was a white supremacist

AJ STYLES IS GOING TO BE IN THE MATCH

FUCKING BASED

Lmao KO got a pop for replacing Kofi. That's how "over" Kofi is.

>Vince BTFO of Black History Month

BASED

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BASED FATASS

i thought they were building KO to come back as a face

BASED FAT ASS

BASED VINCE DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

SAME ANGLE.
DIFFERENT BRAND.

>It's the Becky storyline but with the WWE Championship instead of the RAW Women's Championship
>KO returning as a heel after doing that whole everyman thing in his videos

>Your replacement is

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adding charlotte to the fastlane match

BASED FATASS

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LOL WHITE POWER

Hey cumdump

Vince "If you're black, you don't get to be champ" McMahon.

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Surprising

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SOONFI NIGGERS BTFO

Did Vince forget about everything KO did to him?

BASED CANADIAN! GETTING THE NEGROS INTO A SEETHING SHOOT!

I'm legit mad brother. WWE made me feel something besides embarrassed.

I thought KO was suppose to be a face

What the actual fuck
Is this actually leading to a Vince retirement???
wew lads

So we're forgetting that Owens bashed Vince's skull in?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That last what chant actually got me giggling

WHITES ALWAYS WIN

>Nig Day chimping out

Kofi and the nigger lovers BTFO chimps in the ring going ballistic

BACK OF THE BUS, KOFI. BASED FATASS IN TAKING YOUR SPOT.

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Fucking worked me. Based Vince.

Hi nigger.

Get these dancing minstrels off my television.

BASED FATASS KILLS THE NIGGERS

YEEEESSS FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!!!!

i guess kofi is going over at mania now

he killed his kid for not bringing him change

Double knee surgery and he looks even fatter than before. Knees gonna get destroyed again.

>They just had to pick the white guy with the nigger scandal during black history month
Beautiful

Worked into a fuckin seethe

Isnt this the same Jew that had footage leak of him calling another wrestler a nigger

KO VS KOFI VS BRYAN AT WRESTLEMANIA
KOFI IS THE NEW STONE COLD

based way to end black history month Vince!

YA SEE SETH I'M REPLACING YOU

>Give me attention please

based Vince working the fuck out these bulbasaurs

hahahaha Niggers btfo by based mape man

Theyre literally running the same storyline with Becky and Kofi now

Fucking BS

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>11 YEARS! 11 YEARS FOR YOUR FAMILY!
>WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA VINCE!

11 Years a Slave

KO still hasn't signed

11 YEARS BTFO

Thank you for getting the blacks off tv Vince

So how many triple threats are we going to have at mania? Both men’s titles, women’s title, cmon

Owens isn't Jewish, nigger lover

Bryan already beat Kofi, why the fuck does he deserve a rematch?

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DAS RACCCCIIIIISSSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trombone nigger always trying so hard shit is cringe as fuck

Can you just cool it with the racism?

>kofi steals Ali's spot at EC
>kofi steals KO's WM match
kek

Shelton BTFO

Feels good actually

Is this racism Yea Forums?

Happy Black History Month!

>THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

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An actual storyline I'm interested in

my dad (a literal boomer) said "hah! Good on vince, only whites should be champion anyway"

I wanted to tell him that was FUCKING racist, but i got nervous and let out an anxious laugh and said "sure dad..."

that just seemed AWKWARD

LMAO!!

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>heel vs heel main event
based vince

So they turned Kofi into the black version of Becky?

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lol you dumb fucks do realise that kofi vs. bryan is happening at mania and kofi is winning?

>it's another Vince screws with the african american community episode"

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thank you Bruce Prichard for saving the last bastion of explicit whiteness

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>11 Years a Slave

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and then eveyone clapped

Fat fuck was expecting a burger on the table and he's waiting on his order

NEVERfi EVERston

kek

Based daddy raising his son to respect his authority. Reminder that until you move out you are his property.

LMAO!! BASED BOOMER DABS ON YOUR ZOOMER FAGGOT ASS!!!

NO NIGGERS ALLOWED!!! *DABS*

ohnonononono

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11 Years a Drone

probably forgot from the head butt

I thought he got the bull tattoo covered up, but I guess he just had that new design awkwardly tattooed on. I mean what was it supposed to be?

damn wwe you have 2 stone colds at wrestlemania?

>Owens isn't Jewish

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best of thread

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This I could live with

filtered

>DUDE IT"s SO HARD BEING A MIDDLE AGE WHITE WOMAN LMAO the show

next vince should fire heyman and say no jews either

I was hoping KO would come back for WM and at the earliest Fastlane but getting him back like this is just delicious. Based fat Canadian gonna work the angle into a glorious storyline payoff by WM. Kofi likely will get the belt then but it's going to be such a glorious road to WM now. Subscribe to the WWE Network for $9.99 a month.

whats with kevins new trashy tattoos

Okay.

>On the road
>No TV, but can watch Smackdown on my phone
>On Taima.tv
>They interrupt the stream for their reddit songs
I truly hate how cringe these /woo/ simps are

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OOOOF

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you stupid cuck. Your dad deserves to beat the fuck out of you.

How do I explain this to my wife's son? He's crushed.

Based and redpilled.

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LOST.

STOP THE GOD DAMN MATCH.

>owens is turning on kofi
Calling it

>Charles promo tonight
YIKES

this. Fuck Team Rocket and fuck /wooo/

uh wut?
numale as fuck post

you have to realize Vince respects that shit

He's emulating his idol Jeribloat.

>KO vs Shane feud again
fuck.

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BBDWTOS

i didnt even see them, ko was my favorite he got all tatted up like a nigger?

based honorable fatass

BASED HARDYZ

I hope he shoots on everyone during his speech.

OH SHIT

>Hardy boyz
HUH?

>female stone cold
>black stone cold
What's next tranny stone cold?
Also, reminder the stone cold persona was inspired in big daddy cool and not the sandman

I thought Johnny Plebbit was wrestling Cesaro?

they're using reddit's stream retard

You should be ashamed of yourself just like your dad is of you. So easily brainwashed.

WHAT

Kofi ain't gonna take it anymore

my dad loves owen and calls new day "the goofy blacks"
cant wait to see a happy text from him shortly

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BASED HARDY BOYZ MELTZ BTFO

MARKING OUT

>matt randomly comes back with no notice
>no pop

BASED AIR FUCKER JEFF

Just give that lil nigga some purple drink and tell him to shut up.

Y El Ídolo?

wow matt hardy is..skinny

Based Team Rocket

BASED MATT

Wait what? Wasn't it supposed to be Gargano Cesaro?

is Bruce Prichard saving wrestling?!

WHAT?

NOOOOOO

WHERE IS JOHNNY REDDIT!!!!!

DIRT SHEETS YET AGAIN BTFO

wtf I thought Matt retired?

wtf I thought Cesaro was fighting Johnny Reddit?

Based Matt bumping himself into sawdust

Gargano BTFO

Which means Becko is coming out and getting arrested again

THE FUCK.
WHY HAS WWE BEEN GOOD FOR LIKE 24 HOURS ALL OF A SUDDEN.

The rebel smark?

Cogiendose a Carlos Flair PA

Fat kike pulling those puppet strings

But I wanted nut job hardy

BASED MATT

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MATT HARDY IS BACK

ZOMBIE CLOWN ASUKA IS COMING BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i wish Yea Forums would make a taima room or something, i use the /wooo/ one and its alright but its better with you bros

>Delete armbreakers
based

can smackdown seriously get anymore based?

I guess this means Matt and Jeff are resigning

Bruce Prichard

me on the right

>Matt is now on Smackdown and back to doing the Hardy Boys gimmick again

why

Literally why

>matts back
is wyatt injured too or was he just forgotten

thanks BRUCE

Matt is doing a mix of Broken/Attitude era and Im okay with that

Cathy Kelly told me Cesaro was meant to be facing Johnny Wrestling why was I lied to

Yo Matt Hardy looks IN SHAPE too!
He was a little fat before, now he looks TOP FORM.

Meltzer obliterated once again

still crazy to think how jeff turned out to be the jenetty.

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Matt rocking the old school pants and wetting his hair? Please let this stay for a while, I miss my attitude era Boyz

...

Don't post Jade on the containment board, thanks.

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hottie

>Kevin Steen
>Steen
>White

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Why not?

because classic Hardys gimmick is dimes and Vince doesn't know how to write Broken Hardys

wtf, I wanted to see Cesaro vs Johnny Manlet. The difference in size would have buried Gargano all the way back to the bingo halls.

Keep us informed.

Matt & Jeff look so fucking old it's depressing. They've both slowed down considerably.

How the hell did they age worse than carder?

matt with that kurt angle mobility

Drugs

just got home what i miss?

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Yes, When our Empress appears

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i legit don't know what it is, just like the reaction face

drugs and a style that's really bad for the body

She's having a "Moment of Bliss" later tonight and Alexa is gonna motorboat her tum tum.

Future MMA champion Jade Rivera

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That is some backwards cm punk type cope. The nigger is buried

Spotted the drooling nigger.