ITT: Wrestlers you want to be friends with and why

The Chad dying in a pile of your own shit
The Virgin Straight Edge

I'd like to hang out with Necro Butcher. He seems like a completely chill guy with some great stories to tell over some beers and buds.

>coolest wrestler alive
>never have to pay in restaurants and bars
>access to both Japanese and Mexican rats

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>Males
Heavy Machinery
Sheamus
Okada
>Females
Dakota Kai
Lexi
Kairi

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same

> Absolute madman, 100% chance of shenanigans
> Pretty much universally loved, you'll probably get away with anything if he's with you
> Rich

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Ibu-Tan will definitely be my second choice.

Ronda Rousey
She's cute when she goes into autismo speech
And she likes beer
Sarah Logan so she can cook things

And then both for a threesome

>access to cheap Mexican PEDs
>probably a beast at parties and can hook up with mexican sluts
>he'll teach you the way of NO PASA NADA
>free tickets to CMLL shows

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RUSH would be cool.
Hiromu too as he'd bring you to the nicest cat cafes in Tokyo.

Brad Maddox and Xavier Woods

This, GOATblade is the man

Definitely Manny, Rhea, and Brennan haha.

Hi Shane.

Jimmy Ocean and Sonny Smasher
make some faggots and fuck some slags

>Draws big dimes, so we travel in style
>good dude and chill af
>funny behind the scenes
>sexy enough to draw women to us, but married and faithful so he can wing like mad
>samoan gang watches our back

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>likes food
>probably likes cooking food
>get to go out to eat all the time
>will probably cook with me
>I bet he drinks to and I like making cocktails
>he can explain wtf is up with poutine

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This is my pick too. I bet Ibushi is top tier bro

>autistic
>speaks no english
>gets lost without his phone or any idea where he started at

You can play vidya with her and she probably has a nice collection of imports.
Got to some rock concerts with her and she'll be your wingman.
Just in case of a bar fight, she can take care of the crazy bitch girlfriend of the guy I'm tangling with, that will try to jump in with a cheap shot.

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You're sad even for this board

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Ya think he could wingman me a cute asian ring rat?

He likes nerd shit and doesn't take himself too seriously.

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I don't think that's true.

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literally who?

>seems like the coolest of the new day (kofi is cool, but has a family, xavier is reddit in the flesh)
>knows how to pump iron
>probably slays mad tang on the low (has pornstars always commenting on his Instagram pics)
>probably pretty laid back outside the ring

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I have that same like underarm fat he does even tho I have defined pecs, any solutions?

Those are his back muscles, right?

Based Naito, he also is a good bro of Ibushi so another +

based and cousine-filled

>charismatic
>handsome
>friendly
>fashionable
>relaxing to be around
best boys

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Based

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>limp fish
Dropped.