WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW!?? My parents told me they were going to move...

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW!?? My parents told me they were going to move, I took it as a joke but they're REALLY GONNA FUCKING MOVE AND NOT TAKE ME WITH THEM. I FUCKING CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT, RIGHT BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA MONTH. I WANNA BE AT HOME, COZY, WATCHING WWE TV BUT NOW I GOTTA LIVE IN MY SHITTY FUCKING CAR. What do I do bros!? I wanna watching Mania in my cozy old bedroom, with hamburgers made by my dad, and chatting with you bros. I don't wanna work bros, I don't wanna do this, fuck me what do I do? How do I fix this shit?

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Sorry user but we can't interfere with God's plan for you.

So instead of kicking you out they moved out?
kek

such passive agressive jerks
user. If you cannot live in a real world, just end it you looser.

Just kys like I'm gonna do

>I don't want to work
Nigger detected

Another neet sold into indentured servitude. Join us here, those left behind by our parents

My mommy is ding-dong diddly kick me out soon too :(

Kys worthless neet. Your existence is meaningless

Bet you made fun of "wage cucks" at some point.

Shut up ya seething wagie

I got my own place. More than you can say tendies eater

Join the Democratic Party and make Socialism a reality!

Wow im so jealous of ya 1 bedroom apartmant ya pay 90% ya paycheck just so ya can live in sounds like ya slave to the wage ding-dong diddly oh no no no

serves you right zoomer

BASED chad falseflagging as a NEET to work you /aspies into a shoot.

Vibrating much ya virgin? Have sex.

You dont own anything. Miss a paycheck on your house or car and government will throw yo ass out on the street. We all slaves.

not mentally ill enough for NEETbux? Must suck to be a non-nigger non-roastie Amerishart LMAO

Too many normalfags ITT. It's because of that frog pic. That's their mating call, to gather in a thread because it's the normalfags' emblem.

I can see why they moved

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Shut it dweeb

Nigga I can not work for the next three months and still live comfortably during those three months before I wouod need to get my shit together on the 4th or 5th month. Sorry love not all of us have the glass cieling of work at mcdonalds.

Yeah thats because ya slave to the wage. Ya too stupid and brainwashed to understand. Please get woke robot scum

Well maybe if you weren't such an autistic spaz you're parents would love you and not try to run away from you like this. Maybe if you kill yourself now your soul will have enough time to travel to MetLife Stadium, then you'll have the best seat...well best space of air to float over and watch the show.

i hope to god OP is a troll because not being able to get a fucking job and live on your own must mean you are beyond autismal. fucking sad really, what a waste of space and resources you must be. and then you come running here like we're your little hugbox. fucking kill yourself you cocksucker.

LOL
I'll have fun watching Jeff Hardy matches while you're being a wage slave

The Lord brother for once I was lost now I am found.
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Yikes and crinfe and seething amd bluespilled

Im gonna go on welfare sibce iz haz autism

How you doing Cody?

Get a job, look for a cheap shitty apartment, set up your Internet in the apartment. There, you're all sorted.

Cringe, if god were real, he'd be a heel since he lets so much bad stuff happen.

I supposedly had to be out by the 11th, but my dad turned face and told my mom i can stay until i get on my feet.

>but my dad turned face and told my mom i can stay until i get on my feet.
But... you never will get on your feet if he is such a coward to throw you into water, so you can learn how to swim.

>the next three months
wage cucs are twice as pathetic as neets because of this retarded philosophic inner monologue of yours, you're still fucking broke job or not and enough of a loser to lurk Yea Forums like you currently are dumb shit

Based dad. Cum on ya moms face

Kek.
>There are people who live on meager mommy and daddy funds/food stamps from the government.
>They think they have it somewhat better than people who pull in 6 figures.
Yea no Ill pass. I am in charge of my budget, I eat what I want, where I want, when I want, and I cook shit how I like it. I Go to the bar and pick up young sluts and bring them home. Got my own car that I bought outright.
>I am the loser
Enjoy the couple hundred you may get each month and lack of privacy.

What is this very interesting logic. Can you please expand on how you arrived at your point?
user told you he can live off his earnings for quarter of a year. How is he wagecucking?

Not that guy but what choice do I have, user? I quit my job and I can't eat or do anything and I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

>until i get on my feet
that old gimmick?

Watch out for the blow job swerve

tfw im living with my grandma and so is my mother and im going to buy the house soon but reguardless my mom is going to stay here even though she can't pay rent

its like a sick joke where the mother is how some of /r9k/ is and can't move out. Iv lived with my grandma since forever and we always talked about me taking over the house but mom is mooching her way in.

idk this shit

She cant just kick you out. Make her take you to court and evict you. Tell the judge u had a verbal agreement of occupancy. Fill out a discovery form and file it. If your mom gets all in ur shit trying to force an issue, remain calm and call the police. If she changes the locks call the police and then possibly consider a reatraining order. You will buy yourself like 6 months.

Also if ur here, get an overnighy warehouse or security job, not in the town you live in.

Stop reddit spacing nerd

You're gonna die alone, OP.

then go work in nursing dumbass. They hire almost anyone and train you. get off your ass and get a overnight position at any retirement home

t. CNA and ML1

My mommy call cops in me kicked ne out before
Cops said i must leave even though i pay rent abd lived there past decade. Its a corrupt world

Time to grow up fast, dude.

Honestly we all deserve everything we are getting and if you hate GOD cause of mah feelings stop being a mark and come into reality
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Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

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Get laid.

Cringe

I’m living in homeless accommodation, got free WiFi and there’s a Taco Bell down the street. My mania plan is set.

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Incel seething

>live off his earnings for quarter of a year
because trying to act like a condescending asshole over a meager 3 month salary is fucking pathetic , you being a slave to society's by-laws doesn't make you any better off than the rest of the faggots here

Im a virgin but at least i am going to heaven you faithless fool

kys dude

>wage slaves for endless hours
>at least ill h-have e-enough to live c-comfortable for 3 m-m-months if i ever get fired
OHHH NO NO NO NO NO

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living your best life. nice one user

at least they are leaving you in a house ya simp just get a mcdonalds job to pay the rent/services and you are set, unless you live in commiefornia then I suggest to move out.

Where you'll get fucked by some shit skin suicide bomber for all eternity...so have fun with that I guess?

What are you gonna do once your parents die?

Im ding-dong diddly just buy an old big van and live in ding-dong diddly that. Take showers at community center. Shit and eat at taco bell or mcdonalds
Plus free internet there.

Fuck rich person, profit.
Remain virgin, suck off people in alleyways for quarters

Tip for free food.
Just go through drive thru pass the payment window, wait at food window, get somebodys elses meal for free. Heheheheheh. Works everytime.

Grow up and get a job you fucking child

Tell them to give you enough money so you can find a job and an a decent apartment. That’s all you can do you homo and be grateful they didn’t do that a lot earlier

I make 120k a year no thanks guy

Thats not reddick spacing you cunt

Pathetic

Bases

>nursing

lmao what a faggot

I tried this shit and quit after the second day, I don't have the stomach or mind fortitude to wash and change diapers of old people

hahahaahh

Yea Forums loser forced to go outside

LOL

I'm actually pretty bulletproof user. I wasnt talking hypotheticals of me getting fired. I aint getting fired. I can live my lifestyle for 3 months easy if I tell em to take this job and shove it and not worry.
Yea real slace there

The Fabulous Mom and Big Poppa Dad worked Neetetty into a ding dong diddly fiddle faddle fuming shoot.

this desu

kek, at least he has a place to take girls to

>he doesnt fuck his dog

Being able to take care of yourself makes you much better than the pathetic nets on here. But kept telling yourself whatever you have to to cope

>Enjoy your own place, your own cash flow, privacy and ability to do whatever you want wagie

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Op family going AEW confirmed.

This wagie coping oh no no no. Dont 4get pay all those bills lil guy ;^)

Literally typing through tears, enjoy your life poorfag

haha like my WWE Network subscription ;)

I am. And i aint poor. Just make sure you pay all dem bills on time wagie!

How are you better for being a neet and having to mooch off your parents? Without them you'd just be homeless.

>Yea Forums getting worked by people pretending to be neets

I never asked to be here wagie

>he has money to pay bills and still live more comfortably than me REEEEEEE

Also I’m not really a wagie. I sometimes take part time jobs for something to do for awhile but I mainly live off a trust set up by my grandpa.

My parents actually love me enough not to abandon me ;)

I live more than comfortable in big house and dont pay a ding-dong diddly dime.

Yifes

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