>''The Empress of Tomorrow''
>chorus of her theme says ''I am the future''
>37 years old
What did WWE mean by this?
''The Empress of Tomorrow''
Noah Cruz
Justin Green
Shes really 37?
Josiah Ortiz
She is so fucking autistic
Asher White
Yes
Leo Howard
Yes. That is not something people who want to make fun of her just made up.
That is fact. What is sad... is that she is still better than those younger wrestlers. WWE is trying. But they are still behind. So we had to bear with Asuka on our screens for at least 2 more years.
Anthony Cooper
>getting worked by a nickname and song
new low
Luke Diaz
That's not even old by WWE Standards
She's younger than every guy who was in the Elimination Chamber match this year
Justin Nguyen
It's very old for a woman. She's one of the oldest to ever hold a belt in WWE
Sebastian Ward
But she is working that autist so hard. There is this image in his head that whenever he posts something about her weight or age, some poor waifufag will kill himself.
Instead people just look at his posting with sadness and hope he will find help.
Ryan Jenkins
If she's the empress of tomorrow, who is the empress of today?
Austin Robinson
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
BUT SHE'S A GENETIC FREAK AND SHE'S NOT NORMAL
Jonathan Mitchell
"Asuka" means tomorrow ya brainlet
Hudson Watson
>If she's the empress of tomorrow, who is the empress of today?
Asuka, because today is yesterday's tomorrow
Connor Russell
>What did WWE mean by this?
They're going to start marketing to MILF fetishists.
Anthony Hill
Dude you are making us look worse than Bexcels with your butthurt. Stop that.
Gavin Johnson
37 is pretty old for a female athlete but the Japanese are all older anyway. Nakamira is damn near 40 and so is Kushida and KENTA. They've had careers already. And the locker room gains from their experience
Ethan Wood
Look up ages of guys booked on Elimination chamber card.
You will be surprised. It is no longer young men business. Not in WWE anyway.
Grayson Wood
Asuka, Mickie, and Steph is a good start
Nolan Martinez
I'd rather bang her than Mella.
Liam Hughes
Like you ever banged ANYBODY
Ryan Anderson
Begging you to acquire taste.
Owen Hill
wew lad
Landon Garcia
Absolutely fuming flabfag lmao
Asher Lewis
Verily
Brayden Nguyen
WHEREVER I GO I WILL STAY
IN CATERING WHERE I WILL STUFF MY FACE
IF I GET UP DON’T TAKE MY PLATE
FATSUKA STILL NEEDS TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT