*saves you from Becky in your path*

Mania

Triple H is a face...

Also, Hunter never goes over at Mania except out of spite. He likes Dave.

BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

The Batista will get booed again

gonna be extra based when he gets the biggest pop at mania

based

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it won't

So he would vision haitch as a major threat to his power level but of course it was haitch who planted that into Batista's character.

>blue nose ring

Bluetista confirmed

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More reaction that R. Honda gets

God this was 100x better than any possible scenario of that segment involving Bucky Lunch.

this, he's going to be over as fuck like this
nobody cares about HHH as a face

>nose ring
He doesn't really think that looks good does he?

>Triple Aged booking himself for another Mania main event
Based and boomerpilled

Imagine seeing Batista and immediately thinking about Becky Lynch.

The fuck is wrong with you?

>Ric died before he could get his custom big gold belt

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Is this the main event now? Fucking based

He's half filipino, they're infamous for trying to look cool and coming off as nonces instead.

Literally everyone including you thought the Ric Flair segment would involve her and Charlotte from the moment it was announced kiddo

Batista the character or Batista the guy?

Based ANIMAL!!!

it's a work, ric will be on dave's side

It was obvious when they did the Becky and Ronda segment that Becky wasn't coming back. Speaking of Charles, where the fuck was she? She feels like a complete afterthought right now

>tfw Batista steals the belt next week and starts wearing it

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That would generate so many dimes it wouldn't be funny. What would be better is if he started winning all the belts while still carrying the flair belt

She was wrestling at the house show and has no reason to be on RAW

Haitch is obviously going over here because 1) He'll be avenging the savage raping of Ric Flair and 2) Batista doesn't need this shit.

Yeah no babyface has ever escaped from custody before

Exactly. It only makes sense if it were the other way around.

Losing to flabsuka again

For an almost 10 hour event, it's best to not go on last.

I guess Dave needs work now that there isn't going to be any more comic book movies for him.

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

He's not saving us from shit. Trips vs sting with DX and the NWO showing up didn't main event mania. Trips vs Batista won't either

this. thank god they didn't fall for the MCU meme. he's better as a heel, and is more comfortable. he's one of the best heels of all time desu

He is probably going to be in James Gunn's Suicide Squad

Worked by big match Dave

Gunn will give him a nice recurring job in the DCEU. Plus he'll appear in other stuff like he did with BR2049

>Speaking of Charles, where the fuck was she?

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Why is a jobber main eventing mania with Becky and Ronda?

Becky is a jobber too

I wish his return hadn't gotten leaked before the show. It would've made that ending even better if no one knew he was there.

Becky is the one that tapped in front of 40,000 and never wrestles because she keeps getting BTFO

Lynch hadn't lost in over six months before that

didnt she lose in the same ppv where she won the rumble in her #31 spot?

are you really surprised a no dimes board of simps like this doesn't really know what a jobber is

Charles has been jobbing to Becky since September

He's gonna be in MCU still and he just got cast in Dune also.

Yea, like if Becky a jobber, what the fuck is Charlotte right now?

So Haitch wins at mania, Dave goes off filming, comes back in a year for a final run?

yea

I guess an even bigger jobber

probably but it doesn't matter who wins this since it'll go on third from the top at best

Chuck was getting La Sombra'd.

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>overshadows Romanetty beating cancer
kek

apparently she was backstage at the show earlier but then they needed her for the smackdown house show so they quickly flew her out

A joke

batista raped ric flair in his dressing room during the winter of 2019

It's meta, everybody knows Gaytch always gets his win back.

>he thinks Bitchtista and Gaytch will main event

He's a heel and you're getting worked.

If they have any sense he'll be BANE? in Gunn's Suicide Squad.

What if they bring Big Gold back for their WM match? Put it on the line somehow. That belt needs to come back, the current ones fucking suck.

Batista said in a podcast that the only program he wants to do is to put over Hunter

ask Alex Wright

Who is this everyone you speak of?

This just means face HHH is going over.

This is the winter of 2018, though.

>winter starts Dec 21st
>90% of this winter is in 2019
>it is literally 2019 now
you fucking dipshit

>two 50-year-olds in a featured match because Vince can't build any new stars except by telling people they have cancer

Sounds like WrestleMania

>triple H vs Batista
>Winner gets a shot at Daniel Bryan later that night
>H gets his WM21 and WM30 wins back on the same night

>winter starts Dec 21st

Nuff said, percentages are irrelevant, Meltzer

Thank you, Dave-san

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>heel Batista

What the actual fuck he's going to be the most over guy and will get s huge pop. All this because gaytch wants to be a face this mania and go over Batista. What a fucking joke. Batista is the fan favourite. Fuck this and fuck gaytch for ruining WWE some more with his tiny dick. Gaytch needs to fucking die of a heart attack

The bitches better not be main event

They will be and Becky is going to win. Just prepare yourself now

>not doing cena vs bautisa

I know Hatch thinks he is a draw but no one can be so retarded that they are missing out on the crossover mainstream attraction that this would be. Add the Rock as a special guest ref too and you'd get everybody tuning in

>Dave is only 3 years younger than Taker
wow

Already did and its whatever. WWE is hell bent on women main eventing, just get it over with sooner rather than later

cringe

Daily reminder that HHH hasn't driven one wrestling fan to stop watching in his entire career

Batista wants to have this one match. He wants to have it against HHH. If there is only one match that guy wants to have, why not give it to him.

HHH is the match Batista wants. HHH is the feud that launched him into the main event after Evolution and HHH is the feud he's going out on. You're talking shit for the sake of it.

Thank you Basedtista

thank you user
Also to add to your point, HHH needs some wins at WM. He has lost too many times in row already to be effective character in role they want him to be.

The womens match is the main event this year?
Fuck this company!

Where were you these past six months?

Nah Trips has no problem losing to Batista. This is Dave's big send off so it definitely ends with a win.

I dont watch wwe anymore, I just go here and read a few threads here and there

He's retiring on his back which is likely what he wants. The story literally is HHH never beat him and he's the heel.

Bootista is and has always been a boring fucking shitter. I imagine it's because most of you were about 5 when he was main eventing, you're judging him based of what you remember when you were a little jimmy mark.

Damn Paul, shouldn't you be running a company and not sucking your own dick on a chinese image board right now. Sorry you are allergic to dimes and want to kill the company by booking yourself in the wrestlemania main event once again

Then we need to make it our mission to make sure every single fucking person in that stadium walks out after the last men's match. No "taking over the show with funny chants", just get the fuck up and leave as soon as Bad Reputation starts playing. It's the only way they might listen to the fans and stop this femnazi bullshit.

Not going to happen considering people actually want to see Ronda vs Becky. Unfortunately, they're giving fans a match people want to see, it's not Roman vs Brock again

I can't believe someone actually typed this

Rather see Becky vs Ronda then the inevitable Seth vs Roman match after the big fag beats bork at fastlane

Reddit are such retarded marks that they think Batista directed the segment since it was extra violent and he has hollywood experience.

Based

Based

kek

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