Preparando el alcohol para papi Flair edition.
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I'm watching AEW
sabe papa
Ponytail Sasha. Would you?
how hard will you mark?
LakerslostLOL
anybody else think This raw has a weird vibe to it?
Is Flair going to die this year?
This show has been fucking amazing so far
>sasha with a ponytail
What angle are they going to do with flairs birthday party?
Drew is never gonna get to be a top heel bros, it's not fair.
yeah its actually good
HELL YEAH
Oh god yes
Seems like she got a new wig
Doesnt that happen a lot though?
Bruce Prichard is back.
yes
even Bayley too
GOOD BOTCH
This is the best she has ever looked
Friendly reminder that Jasethy was the last Shield member to become a Grand Slammer. Combined with the fact that he is a manlet without his Jericho Lifts makes him the confirmed Jannetty.
>Lakers thinking they can win with LeBron James
That's like AEW thinking they can win with Kenny Omega
Hes just a yes man, hes not going to make big changes
relax baby gurl i missed you too
Lads I just thought about it. How is Becky gonna crash the party if she got arrested?
lmao Nia is based
Batista/Triple H
You're acting like I'm not fapping to it as I type this reply
>Raw has had 8 gamethreads
Rate tonights show /10
Would you let Nia sit on you?
Ric Flair is an immortal entity. The Natureboy, like a Pheonix will rise again when he shed's this mortal coil
what the fuck is this spanish shit? this is an english board
6.5/10 gotta see this finish for final
>Batista gets in acts all happy for Ric
>thumbs up to Ric and HHH
>suddenly thumbs go down
>spears HHH, grabs Ric and spinebusters his old ass through his birthday cake and table
roman was like 4 threads
Buena pa
>ChoO Choo you're going down Bayley
Even better then past out, sweaty Sasha?
Becky is irish
all cops are irish
fuckin get in the ireland mobile and crash the rasslin show
vela/10
Newfag
I want to triple make out with them and then take a double brap from them
Is it just me or is Bayley gettin' fat.
>Magnus
Had to double check I was on the right tab there for a second.
>BAYLEY WITH A MASSIVE BRAP
>the state of tamina
>irresistible force
>jobs on every show
I'M GONNA SAY IT
So is Bayley using the Purple Rainmaker as a finish now?
Is this the wig that Banks was wearing?
>Cole acting this goddamn shocked that a champion actually beat someone.
Welcome to RAW
7.75/10
Nothing special by any means, but nothing atrociously bad. Women's handicap through Ronda/Steph were the only dud/weak segments on the show.
Still time for the main event to wreck it though.
DONT DO IT!!
>Raw 2019 with BBD's return - 7 gamethreads
>Dominion 2018 - 6 gamethreads
BASED BIG DOG SHOWING THE NUJAPANETTIES WHO'S A DRAW
NIA'S BIG JIGGLY BRAPPER
Where's Charles?
Do you guys think Bayley smokes weed?
Why is Bayley so likeable?
Are we going to get another match or is it time for a shitty 15 minute promo?
is nia in the dingdongdiddly dog house?
First time I've ever found Sasha to be attractive.
About 10 if you count all the split threads
Does Bliss wrestle anymore?
Frequently? Not really.
Flair's birthday party is the main event
Finally, Flair is up next.
Because she said freshly cut grass smells like cum on Twitter once a few years ago
bayley nearly fell off the top
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Based Glamaurai.
God I hope kofi wins it
She never did.
Do you think its a coincidence that Roman's birthday is on may 25, same day as double or nothing?
>BBD's return
I was just here for Ric Flair
That's pretty much it. All there's left is flair's birthday bash.
>I can't help falling in love with you
That Extra gum commercial gets me every time bros
Oh, based
You know...I don't think I've seen a Little Lungs or a HOOOONK commercial this RAW...and it's actually been pretty good.
start with 20 minutes of promo end with 15 minutes of promo.
Just fukin wears Big-E as the least eco-friendly belt possible
Just wait until the ratings come in with the MASSIVE drop in viewership that occurs only every fucking week, and retards claim that Roman drew in the first hour.
Prove it smark
What if Flair dies in the middle of his segment?
TIME FOR OLDTISTA
Is the Ginger Douche gonna show up in a beer truck and spray the Flairs and McMahons?
Bliss/Finn sextape when
That explains the good show tonight
nu japan is ded, it's all about mocking cody's indy universe mode promotion
based
Who's going through that cake?
Ok, who's face is going into the cake?
Guinness truck and yes
Whose is that?
ratings through the roof
We rolled for it earlier but Flair is apparently immortal
Braun is now a smiling geek.
roll
Batista is gonna put HHH through the cake
LOL, we both know the tropes.
Holy shit, it just dawned on me that Bayley vs Nia Snax was the fucking "main event" match
>Ric Flair's birthday
>Hunter's music hits
For fuck's sake
BEHOLD THE KEK
THE KING OF KEKS
You'd have sex with Milfanie McMahon, wouldn't you?
why is everything fucking blue?
wow sasha is cute af tonight
That's Brains.
The women's title is obviously there
I wanna be her goy toy
Read the filename
>gaytch making it all about him
They're giving him a title belt?
Is that the fucking women's belt right there behind Haitch?
Hunter's theme is great.
Ric is a big fan of the detroit lions
Fucking obviously
in the cake?
The Roman cancer thing is a work right?
is there gonna be a contract to sign?
It's not her, she's fatter
Ruby looking like a nickel in that skirt.
Becky is under the table
the midget shitter up front so he can see
Wow they really do hate saying wrestler
Trying to steal Smack!Down's over
Rousey is trying to save Wrestlemania by refusing to let the main event be a women's match
Ah this is a womeme segment
about to close the stream
Charlotte
>sports entertainer.
Ill miss Vince when he dies but I will happy when the term sports entertainments dies with him
That kid is looking pretty old.
>9 minutes left
may wanna hurry up if ric flair is gonna make an entrance..
This has to be overrunning
Ruby is cute
>Becky went to clown college
>Birthday party
>Please be wrong past tense me.
>Roman's cancer pales in comparison to an old man's 70's birthday
What did Gaytch mean by this?
Hmmm I wonder what's under that blue blanket
HBK looking like he’s a vet going to use a coupon at Burger King
Is it just me or does anyone else just want to tickle her cute little tummy?
fuck off with the show recap and get with the Flair
Shawn take a bump before coming out like the good old days?
Mommy Steph in denim jeans
Gib milkies plz
HBK looks like he smells like ciggy breath and BO.
why is the "monster among men" smiling and acting like a simp?
That was at least 50 pounds ago.
Fucking based dragon
Steamboat is probably still a top 10 wrestler in the WWE.
This is fun, can't wait for Becketty to ruin the shit out of this segment
>Ricky chopping everyone
BASED
BASED STEAMBOAT
BASED KURT
FUCK HBGAY
Why did Ricky never ride a Dragon Steamboat to the ring?
Obviously. Blame that shitty women match.
>bringing Kurt out again
fucking why
Bro's, is he gonna make it?
Also I know its Ric Flair's Bday but couldnt Finn at least put pants on?
>Wrestling scene
THAT'S SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT SCENE, COLE
>no Charlotte
wtf
>Hmmm I wonder what's under that blue blanket
IT'S BECKY!!!
SHE'S GONNA COME OUT OF THAT BOX AND BE OVER!!
ANYONE WHO COMES OUT OF A BOX IS INSTANTLY OVER!!!
be honest. how many of you actually like HHH and NXT?
HBK's the only one of those guests that ever drew a stinkin dime
Because he's a face now and that's what you do when you're a face in the WWE
>Rollins awkwardly clapping for Sting
I thought stink was going to AEW.
IM HYPE BROS!!!!!
>completely walks past sethetty
>Sting ignoring Rollins
BASED KINO
Can't wait for the why didn't ___________ come out topics this creates!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Are they just going to keep introducing old men until time runs out?
Sting gave Seth a cold shoulder!
SEFF BTFO
DELETE THIS
Is he gonna say it?
based Stinger ignoring Seff
>5 mins left
Wtf
BAH GAWD ITS STANG
Where's Benoit?
WHERE IS EVOLUTION
TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA
Thank you for bailing her out based Corny
Why is Kurt there?
Steve is always based truly /ourguy/
>Sting talking with Bobby Roode and No Way Jose
what did he say to them?
>Not wearing the paint
That's not Sting.
>HHH
Never, not even now.
>NXT
Only Takeover and the episodes that build to them.
How much does Flair's robes cost?
WCW tier
okay RAW is definitely running overtime tonight. been a hwile
>no 4 horsemen
>mfw it's Big Gold under that cover
in ya mama’s ding-dong diddly bed
>Where's Benoit?
Burning in Hell.
A lot more of us than simps who like RAM
Why aren't Lexi and EC3 out there with the guys on stage?
There going to give Ric the Big Gold belt aren’t they?
>to be the man you gotta beat the man
Oh god, he's getting his ass kicked by Becky.
>four minutes left
So this is all going to lead to nothing, right?
probably somebody close to Rick
>be careful working with seff
>no charlotte
lol
>tfw when nothing happens
>everyone just claps for Ric and it ends
Is this show always so tedious and shitty in the third hour? The first hour was actually kind of fun, with the tag matches, and Finn vs Lio was good. No fucking wonder everyone stops watching.
Where's Reid?
She's busy getting filled with beaner cum
>WE HAVE TO GO FOLKS WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY!
The paint had a match.
KINO
Why didn't David Flair come out ?
>what did he say to them?
So sorry to hear that you will never be over like me.
Is fat joe there? We need the whole MEM. And where’s booker?
I'd hate him if he didn't have that big dimes Motorhead theme
ya called it
Where's Arn Anderson?
BRING BACK THE BIG GOLD
user...
He's a Hall of Famer.
BIG DIMES IS BACK
3 fucking minutes left they're gonna fuck the ending up.
Rick Flair is pretty fucking based
based
>I thought stink was going to AEW.
You were wronk.
Why didn't Hogan come out?
uuuuuff la borrachera
Holy shit that belt needs to be the main heavyweight right the fuck NOW
there's literally 3 minutes left and Flair isn't out there yet
>ric never had a 7 star match
pathetic
>custom throwaway belt looks better than your big current title
oh no
Someone beat him up
She goes by Charlotte now
HES DEAD
WHY DIDNT FLAIR COME OUT?
It was actually her Facebook from like 2010, tried to find a screenshot for a few minutes but don't really care. She said it I just don't have the screenshot, if you don't believe me it doesn't matter. You can find other people talking about it. Regardless, she is still a trash 0 dimes shitter all around.
BASED BATISTA
DAVE
OH SHIT
DAVE NO
HOLY FUCKING BASED
DIMESTISTA
>Is this show always so tedious and shitty in the third hour?
uh yeah, this is one of the rare times that I've actually made it through the entire 3 hour show without falling asleep.
BASEDTISTA!
THE ANIMAL
THE ANIMAL
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
Who's gonna crash this party?
Will there be survivors?
>NOT mentioning Ric flair drip
Black people fucking LOVE NAITCH
Batista
BATISTA
I hope Baron Corbin puts a stop to this.
BAsed dave autista
Whoa holy kino fuck!
FLAIR GOT 92'D
THE ANIMAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOS DIMES
IT'S BATISTA
BASEDDDDDDDDDD
WE DID IT
where is batista bros.........
WHAT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCK LOL
Holy fucking BASED
BASED BRAPTISTA
>anons were saying Ric Flair was gonna die
>Batista literally murders him on screen
HOLY FUCKING DIMES!
ITS HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
BASED DAVE IS BACK
BIG DIMES DAVE
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
DED
FUCKING BATISTA
pls come back big gold belt
well batista is back
AND HE RAPED RIC FLAIR BAH GAWD
Batista raped Flair in the winter of 2019
BASED ANIMAL RAPING FLAIR LIKE NASH IN THE SUMMER OF 92
Do you think she does that move while having sex?
HOLY FUCK
GOAT RAW EPISODE
GOAT
OH FUCK
FLAIR GOT BATISTAED
WHAT THE FUCK.
Alright I did not expect that.
LOL, AEW BLOWN OUT. THEY COULDN'T GET BASED BIG-DICK BATISTA!!!
>basedtista
>nose ring
faaaaaaaaaaaaag
BEXCELS BTFO
SAVE US BASED BATISTA
>nose ring and tweezed eyebrows
Goddamn that nigga gay.
AEW BTFO
HOLY SHIT wtf is going on tonight? Is this the start of a new era?
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
>bexcels wanted her to be the one to beat up flair
WOMEN
DONT
DRAW
DIMES
I WALK ALOOOOOOONE
>expecting arbitrary Becky segment tacked on at the end
>fucking swerved, it's Batista
Ok this Raw was pretty good.
>ring nose
Holy cringe
IT'S BIG DICK DAVE!!
BASED AS FUCK
WM IS SAVED
when were you where rick flare was kill
i was sat at home drinking brain flued when petyor ring
'rick is kill'
'no'
Batista's gassed and hasn't even done anything
BASED TWIST
Based Dave should have kept the glasses on.
This really did turn out to be ENTIRELY about Triple H.
>literally nobody else cares
>nobody else leaves the ring
>nobody at the top of the ramp moves
top jej
that's the idea ya simp
fagtista is a natural heel
Batista lynched Flair, holy shit
I can't believe Ric is dead
BASED
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
LMFAO what a fucking waste. The diva match was longer
thank god, it wasn't some dumb becky shit
>everyone loves Flair so much that nobody goes to help him
Raped in the winter of 2019
>Ric is too old to take a Batista Bomb on camera now
but they wanted her to beat up charlotte not ric
AUTISTA
I can't believe a cake survived.
KINO
WOMEME SHIT BTFO
us AEW chads never wanted Autista, we want actual talent
And of course Paul has to be the hero here and this whole celebration was to put him over
>please, Dave, you're hurting me, please
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!
SAVE
US
DAVE
winter of 19
Pretty weak
I wanted to hear his music but no he's just there all of a sudden to no big pop
What did Flair do? Call James Gunn a boy diddler?
>does that move
>literally breaks your dick off
I would hope not.
Flair is cleared to wrestle by doctors not too long ago.
ON A COLD SNOWY FEBRUARY DAY IN THE WINTER OF ‘19
>they didn't show the beat down
>Swerve where Ric betrays HHH and is actually on Batista's side
They probably declined to join his sex cult.
Well, there you have it. That's our story. Ric's dead. Good night.
hey, this Raw was pretty good
>>Maina main event left unresolved in mid of show
>>Shows ends on shitter last booed out of building for DBry
>>Too set up self indulgent match with Trips
All the wrestlers just standing there at the end really fucked up that segment for me
I was hoping Randy jumped HHH while he ran to the back
bruh
a blue nose ring?
10/10 episode
Good matches
Good story progression
Ronda openly SHITTING on the womens revolution
BASED BATISTA SAVING THE MAIN EVENT
ric flair BTFO
ROMAN BEAT CANCER
best episode in 2 years.
Underrated post lad
>saves WWE in your path
>we want actual talent
So when are you planning on getting some then?
As long as Ric is okay to eat that cake with fans after the taping, everything will be fine.
lol shawn telegraphed it early with the "where is he" gesture
still fucking dimes
>I wanted a generic entrance
>I did not want him to come out of fucking no where , unannounced, dragging a fucking camera guy then beating the fuck out of Ric Flair
I'm glad you're not on creative anymore user.
If there’s any justice in this sick sad world that’d be true
that belt is literally better than all the belts in wwe today
/ourguys/ Revival and Jinder jobbed hard though. 9/10.
Nobody knows what to do with one except put someone through it.
>FILA shirt
Holy fuck, I haven't seen anyone rocking FILA gear since the late 90s or so in the US. Then again it is Liv, so may be a Chick-Fil-A shirt and we can't see the rest.
Did they even have a fake loud noise?
I agree. Roman returning and the Batista segment alone make it a good episode.
shawn's handle bar is dimes
didnt stephanie do an anime shrug?
that was what did for me
a while back Batista said only he wanted to feud with HHH one last time as long as the story was good
Apparently him jumping Ric Flair backstage was the level of story he requires
kek'ed.
Where was Charlotte during ANY of this? Or is that going to be the twist to the angle? Charlotte is banging Based Big Dick Dave, and brought him in to kill Ric because she's sick of living in his shadow. It'll be revealed at Mania when Charlotte runs in on the Hunter v Dave match to screw Hunter, because she's sick of him lording over her as well. And then her and Dave celebrate by having sex in the middle of the ring.
Also, why didn't Shawn run back with Hunter?
Do you think Vince likes it?
yeah, they both did. shawn's charisma is still top notch so i was looking at him the whole time.
Why does WWE do anything? Vince didn't even come out
We talking about the funny grunt from guardians here, not rain man. What story were you expecting?
Kino
so is Big Gold coming back?
Couldn't use Charlotte in this because it would just lead to Becky chants
> this is an elaborate story arc to replace the universal title with the Big Gold
Even better. Hunter AND Charlotte run back to Ric, Based Dave and Becky jump them, and it turns out that Dave and Becky, not Charlotte are banging and Dave posted Becky's bail
its to set up mania brainlet
DIMES
Roll