RAM Gamethread #3

Based Colby is so over

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>Lacey walks and leaves

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>mfw I just realized WWE has hired the entirety of the 2011 TNA roster by now

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where the fuck is snoop dogg's hair

Lmao they went back to his old theme

Deano

WE HERE

Ric hates blacks

>walks out in your segment
LIKE A LADY
ACT LIKE A LADY

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>her gimmick is being useless and pointless

tell that old lady to go away

>Dean is a face again

Dean "Zero Fucks Given" Ambrose

>tfw Snoop Dogg just announced for State Fair

Should I go bros?

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Fuck off

he got that sasha hairline

get a load of this cringelord

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Ew an oscars reference

This might be best Deann

>arrives
>acts like a lady
>leaves
DIMES

>Atlanta is perfectly capable of housing a bunch of niggers

Elias what the fuck

Ambrose is has been all over the place this month. No storyline.

Based ATLUfag with a championship scarf at the front row.

AEW tranny fuck off

They got nothing for him and he's leaving.

yea im feeling, not givin a fuck unhinged dean

They fucked up with his theme when he came out

BASED VINCE WITH HIS AC/DC JOKES

Sooo....is Dean a face now? What the fuck. WWE doesn't know how to do turns anymore.

C'mon put Becky on already!
>BECKY!
BECKY
>BECKY!
BECKY

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This is much better than Eva Marie/Emmalina

LIV

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>Riot Squad
>We win We Riot

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dean is fun now that hes leaving

Pacing of the show is all kinds of fucked right now. Roman probably took a lot more time then they wanted

Reminder that they're done pushing Elias

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This is so much better than his latest "heel" run.

>Do you know any Anal Cunt
Based Dean

It helps make things slightly more tolerable if you pretend Renee has Tourette's

explains why they never riot

Liv is getting disgusting to look at

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Renee wants some dirty deeds

hmmmmm
sauce?

Elias can job consistently and still get over, how does he do it?

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why is Dean so BASED

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Dean dropped the n word?

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>The Job Squad vs Honda

See you next week bros

sheeeet i just got home what i miss senpai?

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Just got jome,..
Liv is a UNIT!
Did I miss Bliss?!?

Poor Elias.

BRAPP SQUAD

What the fuck did Elias do to get treated like this

>Dean starts caring like 10%
>About to leave

Like poetry

maybe they should've given him the fucking ic title when he was hot as shit

yeah this is fucking annoying

ELIAS BURIED

anyone else here want to put a baby inside liv or is it just me?

oh God. She's going to interrupt ric and shit all over him isnt she

Why?
He gets pops...
Let him be a good midcard act. People obviously like him

No use in a dead heat heel

Based Big Dog went over Lou Kemia

How every ones AAF team did week?

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HNNNNNNNNG

>no smarks beyond this point in the op
>aew tranny

Ass: Okay/10

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Its fucking stupid.. They need to book him like brick shit house that he is..

Give his gimmick some flavor, he bad at music but no one wants to tell him cause he snaps when people insult him..

Give him some power moves. A power bomb.
He looks like Dimes, book him like dimes

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BBDWLIAS

Maybe if they'd let him wrestle and actually fucking win he'd be a bit more over. he was hot as a heel months ago and they let that gold slid through their hands.

Because he knows he's leaving this shit show

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ER07IVqSDw0
theme song thread

Roman is dead

what an absolute clusterfuck of a segment that was

If Elias doesnt interfere tonight he is done

>that noise Elias made when he swung at Dean
KEK

Nobody fucking cares about your mediocre music video you fucking queef

Why are Ronda and Natalya still feuding with the riott Squad when there was already a decisive winner in both cases?

These Truth commercials are so stupid. It just makes me wanna smoke.

VAPING IS SAFER THAN
HOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNK
SAFER THA
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK
SAFE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK

he can't wrestle though

I'm hankering some Arby's lads

DA BOOOOOATS

Roman starts off and announces lou kemia is in remission
the tag champs jobbed to Richochet and Black
Elias comes out, lacey interrupts and leaves, dean ambrose interrupts and DDT's elias

No... Ashley Massaro is

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Fuck you

what happened to dana brooke vs natalya?

youtube.com/watch?v=W2zAg39AXcs

Why are there so many free testosterone commercials?

What are they trying to say?

>called the Riott Squad when Riott isn't even involved

Was it so fucking hard to give them a unique name like the Miztourage had?

Vaping is actually safer than smoking cigarettes.

>BASED STEAMBOAT

I'm gonna mark out.

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>Elias in ring
>Lacey out for strut
>Dead comes out and buries Elias
>Riot Squad comes to ring with Elias still in it
>go to commercial

what is even going on anymore

>PRO WRESTLING HISTORY.

What's wrong with these announcer faggots?

He can, I recall he had a really good match w/ Seth Rollins where there was this amazing burst moment between the two that went on for 1-2 minutes that was 5 star quality.

Roman announced his cancer was a work

and way too late. Juul is now owned by Marlboro. So they'll end soon since Truth is co-funded by them.

I DONT GIVE A DONG BOUT MY DING DONG DIDDLY

I DON'T GIVE A DING-DONG DIDDLY DAMN ABOUT MY DING-DONG DIDDLY BAD REPUTATION

Yeah, remember when Braun was a face who teamed up with a kid to win the tag titles?

Then he was a heel who worked with Ziggler and McIntyre in their feud with the Shield / Seth?

Then, for some reason, after that angle was over, he became a face again?

Seriously, WWE is flip-flopping all of their talent like they used to do to Big Show. Big Show turned heel / face so many times since coming to WWE (and even a few times in WCW) that it's hard to keep count.

Who?

Is brother love backstage tonight?

HONNNNNNK

>having a racist fucking nigger on your show

I wanna plat my seed in everyone that's in the Riot Squad.

Rhonda is getting some heat.

Maybe she should announce she has cancer too.

BUT THE NICOTINE

The patent for viagra and lot of other shit expired three years ago. Now everyone can sell off-brand versions of a lot of stuff.

Does Ronda seems extra cheeky tonight?

worked and gulliblepilled

Anything foreign that goes in your lungs isn't safe.

>Truth ads are cofunded by Malboro
The ultimate blackpill

Okay, seriously. When are they gonna give Ronda an ACTUAL theme? Not this moronic crap.

>Roman cheats death
Finally gets over.

>Eddie actually dies
Finally gets over.

Vince really is a genius.

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Sarah Logan actually has a nice ass, i hadn't noticed.

>Maybe if they'd let him wrestle

or maybe if they didn't flip-flop him from hot heel to face then back to heel again.

Seriously, WWE has done this shit with Braun, Dean and others where they just turn them for no reason at all.

>remind Becky would get arrested

She's getting arrested during Rick's party tonight. Fucking cringe

Liv is so yummy looking

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Ruby looks so much better with hair

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

People chanting for Becky

Women shit to cool off the crowd. Based

you think Roman had some experimental treatment for his lukemia?

well, you never know. maybe the Riot Squad will eventually get a win. They say the 33rd time is the charm.

SEETHING HOLY DING DONG DIDDLY ,
Calm down. Have sex with bex

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Memmer the Festival of Friendship?

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She's crashing the ring with a Guinness truck

UNIT

How many of you marks got worked by Ramen's fake cancer angle?

Cringeola segment incoming

ronda completely whiffed on that punch, didnt she

this

Her ass is ok. Her wide hips just make her ass look bigger

the absolute state of that clothsline

WOW FATALYA AND RHONDA ROUSEY VS THE RIOTT SQUAD WHAT A UNIQUE AND FRESH MATCH :^)

Sarah has always been hot. She's just got some really shitty tattoos.

Because she is based and is going to give Ric Flair a Stone Cold Stunner tonight

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Austin and Dwayne never made him work this hard. Still not as much work as Chris, though.

Good to see them using trademarked songs for a change instead fo the same rythmic bullshit

well I look forward to that webm

Ah guess they still havent learnt not to do commercials midmatch

SHE'S FAT

mmmm Liv

My face when seeing rondas hair

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Do they have any other heel women on raw?

this

I want to have sex with the girls from the Pizza Hut commercial.

I said out loud (by accident) "liv is getting fat"

My mother turned to me, and said "thats really rude" and then her son also chimed in with a mocking stupid laugh (hes 14).

God i need to move out.

my god they're all finally the same color of bronzer

Becky gets arrested tonight. Gets RORd and fucks up charlotte in charlotte tomorrow

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Imagine liv throating your cock while logan stuffs your ding-dong diddly ballsack in her mouth while ruby livks your ass and fingers your prostate

2 more hours of this shit

>ywn be with your favorite superstars

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Chance is shit.

Alica, Bliss, Tamina, Nia, Mickie?

How is there still 2 hours left.

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wears the perfect bottoms under the skirt

I wanna cum inside Savannah.

That photo makes them seem sweet though

>Anything foreign that goes in your lungs isn't safe.

Great, so living near a coal plant is just as bad as smoking. Might as well smoke and enjoy life if the coal power plant exhaust is going to fuck me up.

Liv is fat...but she has the nicest ass in the group

Wasn't Natalya vs Dana brooke a thing?

fuck you

>My mother turned to me
>and then her son also chimed in

...what is your role in this family sir?

what's left in the show?

>it Yea Forums was a person

thanks my niggas

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I said out loud (by accident) "liv is getting THICC"

My mother turned to me, and said "thats really based" and then her son also chimed in with a mocking stupid laugh (hes 14).

Basedola.

He's a nigger so yes he's shit

Living near a coal plant is probably worse than smoking.

Forgot pic.

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BASED CHRISLEY DAUGHTER JOINING THE WYATT FAMILY.

Seething like a pot roast.

based SWALLOWED chad

t. schizo

That is a dumb comment. Also,
>her son
You mean your brother/step brother?

Basedboy

>My mother's son

I've seen that spot somewhere before

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Plans change especially in the mid card where they don't give a shit. Remember Titus World Wide?

Oh right, I think Nia and Tamina are feuding with Sasha and Bayley for the tag titles. I guess Bliss could get into this with Alica and Mickie backing her up. On their own Alica and Mickie are probably lower than Riott Squad on the totem pole even though the squad has been losing everything for months now.

what's viking training consist of?

>Sarah will never make wolf noises while riding you.
Oh god why live.

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RHONDA'S UNROCKED THE DEMPSEY ROOOOOOORRRRUUUUUU

I said out loud (by accident) "im glad roman beat cancer"

My mother turned to me, and said "cody will still draw more in AEW" and then her son also chimed in with a mocking stupid laugh (hes 14).

what a loser

Do you think the females take a big whiff of each other before they slam each other down?

Damn that submission move was hot

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What the fuck was that?

pure fucking strikes

Making squares

what a weird analogy

HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!

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Imagine having a first edition of Emma by Jane Austen or a photographic memory. Or a woman's love.

And ugly

Is Ronda really quitting after Mania?

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BASED BEX

>chop wood
>body paint
>kill your enemies
>have strong but pretty shallow opinions on race
>listen to death metal

LOCK HER UP

>Becky not waiting for Flair's party
That's dumb ding-dong diddly cringe

>crowd: BECKY! BECKY! BECKY!
"And the WWE fans here in Atlanta are trying to will Natalya on!" - Michael Cole, 2020

damn everyone in the riott squad is kinda chubby
oh look it's becky

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Pretty cool move.

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Becketty is so cringe

BASED BECKGOD

security BTFO

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What the fuck is Becky’s problem?

remind me again why this needs Charles

Is Becks really hurting?

"Atlant" pd in tennis shoes

Why is becketty cosplaying kill bill?

no

COPS BTFO BY GRAVES

>Disqualified for the non-legal man getting hit
???

watch the chance commercial again

I'm donezo.

>grown men cant hold back two small women

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WHOA COREY GRAVES BURIED THE APD

killing niggers

The actual match would be garbage without her

show ruined

She watched Kill Bill once

Chlamydia

BASED BECKY!

>didnt wait for ric flair birthday party
lol shes not maineventing wrestlemania

Based

>confused fake cops taze Bucky Lunch

this is all so terrible

>men struggling this hard to restrain two women

Why do these smarks want this?

throw her in the paddywagon

Eating gay meat

HOLY SHIT BECKY IS LIKE STONE COLD IF HE WASN'T A PROBLEMATIC SEXIST FUCKING SHITLORD

nice subtle zoom on Becky's ass at the end there.

FUCK 12 BASED BEX

Yumola

>Takes three men to hold back a crippled woman

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>Batista is coming out during Ric’s party not Becky

ding-dong diddly cringe

She's Irish.

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based Beko putting the Riott Squad over

That went over as well as an overconfident wet fart.

Why is Becky attacking Ronda instead of Charlotte?

It's so fucking annoying that Becky has been "injured" for most of her main event run. She's made of glass.

Becky ruins everything again

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Post yfw you realize the WM match is going to be a shitty triple threat where Becky's leg is worked for 15 minutes

This should be a great finisher for big guys.

OIM INJAHD

THIS SEGMENT IS SO BAD LMAO

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>becky limps out and starts a brawl when she’s not supposed to be in the building
>repeat this over and over

It’s trash

Becky is like 5'2" why do they need all these big men to hold her?

THIS ISN'T THE ATTITUDE ERA ANYMORE, BECKY.

what
is he really going to be there tonight??

So then shes not coming out during the ric flair birthday

Cringe

FUCKING YIKES!

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>BK had GOAT chicken tenders ten years ago
>they keep tweaking these piece of shit knockoff nuggets that nobody wanted to begin with

drugs and abortions

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NOT ENOUGH RIOTT SQUAD

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becky lynch looks so good in handcuffs

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Was that Donut comment necessary?

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or is she?

so is becky injured or not?

There's enough time for someone to bail her out and for her to come back later. Watch it happen

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As someone that has restrained and conquered many crippled women I am also appalled.

Eh, this is still better than stupid cucks marking over Kofi to be champ

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I was in the gym, looking for a clue, so I'm watching this shit on a bit of a tape delay. Can you imagine if these dipshits played those Aleister Black and Ricochet promo vids BEFORE they debuted?

They might actually be a little bit over.

>Becky Lynch, The Mountie

BASED BUCKY!

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Kayfabe power level

Smarks seem to believe it's going to be Batista vs HHH at WM

And he's gonna pull out his dick, compare it to Flair's dick and FINALLY we will all know how big Batista's dick really is.

Well at least it was better than that Roman segment we got to open the show.

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Maybe they're making her come out now so no one expects her to come out during the party? Since everyone had already predicted that she'd do something during the party when they announced it weeks ago.

The effect is dead. Diminishing returns

You get a phonecall even in fake jail, right? She's gon phone Flair in his segment

SHE GOT ARRESTED! IS SHE STONE COLD YET??

ya makes zero sense.

was based
graves doing his best to make this not look like a fucking circus. suspended for 60 days yet still allowed into the fighting area with a ticket to see the show.

Did they?...

Based

It's easy! Just send a text!

they had great onion rings and chips, too

>Ruby with glasses

plz user...thats too much

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cringe

This.

She's so strong she's gonna rip the bars off the jail cell and come back to the arena

All Becky does it beat the shit out of people with no charisma. So she's the new viscera?

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>We're only 1 hour into the show
holy fucking shit

I want to dick that goblin Ruby .... God help me

Does Suits even have a plot, I swear every promo I ever see for it essentially boils down to "muh partner is an asshat".

>Ronda getting booed

Becky's toxic masculinity will trigger the oscars audience

wait a minute why did Becky try to attack Ronda anyway, shouldn't she want to have gone at Charlotte

womens wrestling is still better then watching NXT manlets doing flippy shit on RAM

BECKY'S GOING TO COMMANDEER THE POLICE VEHICLE AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE ARENA!!!

MY DAD WORKS FOR THE SEGA SYSTEM. SCREENCAP THIS!

Boooooooooooooo

i prefer wrestlemania ending with seth rollins hugging roman reigns
becky winning is gonna be so cringy

Pro Tip: Every hot girl has done drugs and had abortions. Grow Up !

>calling out Vince

who the fuck does this bitch think she is?

BACK TO PLEBBIT

So ugly, I mean Becky, can win the title without pinning Ronda.That way she pins Charles and Ronda saves face and doesn't need to eat a pin.

jesus christ what the hell is that on the right?

Finley is gonna punch Liv in the head

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>cut straight to the case

God almighty take the mic away from her

>right to the case

why can't ronda sound like she's not acting for 2 seconds

damn...this is the same nigga that struggled to use a can opener for like 30 mins...

omg this shit is still going on

watch that spacing lil guy

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That's most fake outrage I've ever heard

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON

TURN IN YOUR BADGE

PLS DONT MAKE THIS THE MAINEVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA
ITS SO CRINGY

Women get their way by throwing a tantrum

NEW

Fabricating the next Stone Cold in the modern era won't work because you don't have JRs prime announcing to put him/her over.

Ronda actually sounds like she isn't acting, everyone else sounds like they're acting which makes Ronda come off as weird.

Cronge

>TRIPLE THREAT

Fuck this crowd.

NEW

I legit thought Finlay was a fan with down syndrome in the pic

>Kayfabe power level

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The ginger douche in cuffs

I watched an episode one time, there seemed to be no plot, was just a bunch of work place drama/politics between people that work at a high priced law firm

The absolute fucking state of this Raw...

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JEEEAAAAZUS

>They ref just cupping her breast while jamie is doing all of the work
BASED

>(you)

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Yeah. That was pretty good. She really needs to work on the rest of her mic work

yeah, it's weird, as though Ronda is taking it too seriously, even though believability should be a good thing in a promo

Unironically this