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I just tuned in, what did I miss? What's ROman doing? Why are they cheering his name?

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>defeated john cena
>defeated the undertaker
>defeated brock lesnar
>defeated cancer
GOAT

Oh no.

Yea this whole thing was a work

ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

I'm not an Elite-drone, so i don't care.

Only Vince beat God tho

REMISSION

NOT CANCER FREE

did vince seriously fake cancer

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

The absolute state of this show and this crowd.

CANCER BTFO

Stop splitting threads you fucking faggots

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

There were tits.

IT WAS ALL A FUCKING WORK AHAHAHAHAHA

F

HOLY FUCKING BASED VINCE DID IT AGAIN

Good for him. This is nice news.

GOSPEL OF JESUS = DRAWN DIMES.

atheist s󠀀oy󠀀boys seething!

Sorry Jasetthy

yes, he never had it

LEUKEMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER

I'm bored of this now.
Good on him and everything, but this has been 20 minutes long so far.
Dean needs to come out and do something funny or whacky.

AHHHHH THE FUCKING CRINGE IS TOSTRONG MAKE IT STOP

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Literally how

Oh it was a work.

>that barking

lmao

IT'S A WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ahahahaha it was a fucking work

This entire night is Roman and Flairs birthday party

we just got worked

BASED BIG BIBLE AJ’S PRAYERS CAME THROUGH

Yeah, it was a work. Watch McIntyre come out

LEUKEMIAETTY BTFO

Yay, he's back to being shoved on tv until we like it... Great...

DA BEEG DAWG IZ BACK

He probably caught it really early. Or it was a work.

Is there any proof he went to the hospital at all.

Wtf it was a work

>FAITHLESS FOOLS BOILIN'

>cancer goes into remission just in time for WrestleMania season
Is this a work or a shoot?

>feeding leukemia to Roman
Vince is a madman.

The big dawg found the cure to cancer!

I missed it what did he say

IT WAS ALL A DING DONG DIDDLY WORK YA SIMP

He worked the eDrones into a frothing splurg

Who else /turningoffraw/ after this segment?

It was finally Seth’s moment and now it’s gone. God damn it sorry Seth.

>I always believed that God favored me.

Sorry all you other believers.

why y'all saying it's a work

>worked cancer to get Roman over just in time for Wrestlemania

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I got banned from SquaredCircle for saying this was a job

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VINCE WORKED EVERYONE WITH FAKE CANCER TO GET ROMAN OVER

>big dog is beating brock at wm
>jasethy is going to the pre show battle royal

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Jesus christ Vince, you could've just let this Wrestlemania go by instead of making the work this obvious

>empty seats

lol big dog can’t draw

FAITHLESS FOOLS ETERNALLY BTFO

Real thread

HOW CAN ATHIESTETTYS EVER RECOVER?

>spend 20+ minutes on an announcement that could have been made on twitter

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I love how they still use 2000's Ric Flair pictures

BASED VINCE

Change your little tinfoil hat retard

WOW RHONDA ROUSEY AND FATALYA VS. THE RIOTT SQUAD WHAT A FREAH AND ORIGINAL
MATCH :^)

LOL SETH ROLLINS GONNA LOSE @ MANIA

faithless fools, all of them

God is a big time eDrone

Even though it's a work. Glad he's back. Hope he doesn't get forced down our throats like last time though. And Corey being kind of slick with the way he put things.

>hmmm Roman gets cancer and gets over because of it...
>Bobby Lashley comes out
>"I have.. AIDS."
>utter silence
>one guy shouts out "THEN DIE!"

THAT WAS A FUCKING WORK

HE BEAT IT IN LIKE 3 FUCKING MONTHS???

HORSE SHIT

HORSESHIT

Based David Arquette.

He did go away just long enough to do a movie

fuck off

>thread #1
fuck off AEW tranny

Based Vince giving the fans what they don't want!

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>Roman so over we need 2 split threads

Faithless
o
o
l

Román Strong es sir

Why is his mom white?

So, which imaginary friend does Roman talk to?

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>and now it’s gone. God damn it sorry Seth.
Ring in his birthday the way only ric flair can; he's going to weep like an infant until Vince gives in and puts the belt on Charlotte.

Why didn't Dean come out?

Where was Dean?

>Seth curpstomps Reigns
God isn’t real, Roman! Ha ha HA!

WHERE THE FUCK WAS DEAN?

>tfw you realize we'll have to live through another SHIELD reunion now

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CRINGE IT DOWN

I was hoping Dean would come out like nothing ever happened.

>came out
>"I'm dyin yall"
>MONSTER POP

Roman and AJ need to form a tag team of God fearing men

>no Ambrose

Thought he would pop out and pretend like nothing happened

HAHAHAH DEAN BTFO

>Roman goes over cancer

Was there ever a doubt? Roman always goes over

Because she is normal

Dean absolutely BTFO

Same.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY

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>IT WAS HER TURN

based roman btfo reddit and wew

>Welcome back... to the Big Dog
What the fuck did Cole mean by this

BMJ should face Roman at Wrestlemania.

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Atheist soibois absolutely seething

>Dreamworks clone by not-Dreamworks

Because those never bomb.

F

based filter obliterating this gullible christcuck

He was tired from all the fanfare he can't avoid in his daily life because he's an A list celebrity

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Roman looks like somebody with cancer lmao

Did the writers study how kobashi and liger became legends and apply the same shit to their top star who was struggling to get over?

Based Big Dog Working The Obese Smarks And Cancer

whose?

He beat it just in time for WRESTLE MANIA

F BABY

raw was always roman territory

BBD WORKING THE SMARKS INTO A SEETHE.

BEAT BROCK THEN BEAT CANCER IN A SHOOT

YA CAN'T TEACH THAT

>God saves Roman but not Connor

What did he mean by this?

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MOODY BOY

If it's stil in remission he's not ready to return yet

He's in remission but that doesn't put him in the clear completely. Its not a surprise for a rich athlete to be able to beat back an illness quickly

oh look a charisma vacuum shitter

NO DING WAS EVER TRULY DONG

>NXT nameplate

????

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DID-DLY

This anti-draw

This guy again?

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WE KNOW

Allah, of course

Roman really needed to pass the torch to leukemia. Selfish imho family

25 minutes into the show and still no matches to rate

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lil guy probably didn't have enough faith yet.

TIME TO SAVE WWE

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NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

Connor never drew a dime

This is the most stacked Raw of the year

finally something interesting

>go from Based Big Dog to some NXT shitter
Yikes. I’ll watch basketball or something.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DID...LY
I DO THE DINGS YOU NEVER DONG

AND YOU WILL NEVER DONG DIDDLY!

BASED SATANCHAD

Even Konnor draws more dimes.

>satanic/devil gimmick
>the guy isn't scary looking whatsoever

Google the survival rate of a leukemia relapse.

Kid actually had cancer

Ryder is 1-0 against cancer but they never want the audience to cheer for him.

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Fuck this. I'll catch this match tomorrow on Smackdown instead

my stream is still in commercials

How did nxt make it so you could never see the platform Aleister uses to stand up on?

anybody get a screenshot of that kid dabbing?

Where did based little lungs go?

>Shadman

Are we getting black vs. Black?
God damn tag match

Difference is, Ryder actually had cancer.

Based

I DRAW THE DIMES YOU NEVER COULD

They didn't shove an entire fucking sun's worth of lighting on the ramp.

why the fuck didnt dean come out

How fucking depressed is Vince that he's having to ask Paul's band of 5'8" NXT geeks to save his flaghship show.

>Dutch destroyer
Holy fucking shit, when will this cliche nationality nickname garbage end?
Swiss Superman, Samoan Submission Machina, Irish lass-kicker, Scottish Psychopath, etc

He backs L Ron in his fight against Xenu

the millionaires usually beat it handily

>pyro removed
>fog machine going strong

Yikes they really know how to kill viewership, from Big Dimes Big Dog to NXT manlet shitters

>aliestar black

lmao get this manlet cm punk undertaker off my screen

cringey reddit atheist, god is just a metaphor for the collective metaphysics of a people

>NXT manlets
Welp see at guys next week

>gets pushed to the sky

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FLIPPY MANLET INCOMING.

THIS ANGERS CHRIST.

It sold more tickets, get worked faithless fool

>Revival jobbing again

>jobbing the tag champs to these NXT shitters again

STOP

>tag champs get jobber entrances
I hope they still leave

>Vince ruined his expensive toys because he literally has shit for brains when it comes to booking so now his Wrestlemania plans are in shambles
>Take's Hunters toys and is gonna do the same thing again

Can Vince fuck off already

AND WE WILL NEVER BE SQUEAKUALS

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>having some thrown together Dusty Rhodes classic team going over the Raw tag champs
Why?

>the two guys teaming together in the Dusty Rhodes Classic are facing each other

What?

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Flippy shit

kevin sullivan made this shitter look like a choir boy

Is Evan the draw for Temptation Island

based

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE WE JUST CAME BACK FROM COMMERCIALS

>WWE play vignettes hyping random NTX wrestlers for a couple of months
>Debut their best NTX wrestlers without hype

They are desperate, right?

???

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Better than that shitty CGI thing between the crowd.

LOVE THEM NIGGAS AT POPEYES

greattt under 6'0 indie shitters doing flips..

Exactly what I was hoping for

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>this sitting down meme

Where did all the "vince would never work a cancer angle" marks go?

DA BIG DAWG ACTUALLY DID IT LADS

>>New League of Nations when?

Commercials haha

My GF always goes mental with temptation island ad comes on, like i'm cheating or summit

>Richocet, Moody Black, The Revival
Roman's monologue was better than this

ya well bbd is 2-0

Do you want the NXT guys to be booked strong or not ya fucking simps? None of you complained when Braun destroyed a bunch of main eventers and tag teams

>Cricket wireless

You know for a man of Vince's caliber Cricket was the best his marketing team could partner with?

Romans promo give me cancer

EC3 doing main event taping again
wow they sure gave up fast didn't even give him a mic

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>Make the Revival tag champs because they're disgruntled
>Then make them put everyone else over
Based or cringe?

DIAMONDS

>United Nations of Devesation

And they'll have Becky crash the birthday party. RAW's done

>eugenics

It's not a work fat boy. Everything isn't a conspiracy against your virgin ass. 9/11 wasn't an inside job, we landed on the moon and that one nut job shot up a hillbilly concert in Vegas because he was pissed at the Government. He still has the disease dumb ass, he isn't going back to full time or even part time wrestling yet. Get laid you poor simp.

>come back from commercial
>1 minute of tv
>back to commercial

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What they did to EC3 is definitely cringe.

Jesus christ

yeah because he wasnt a manlet doing flippy bullshit

>>We are the nations
>>Of Devastation

Pretty based in my opinion, Mr. White Supremacist

Because Lukemia going back into remission a second time is fairly low, and he just happens to be in remission when Wrestlemania season hits.
I'm going to fence sit until I get more information but it does have a fishy smell to it.

Remember, the problem with NXT circa 2017 was how it had way too many too guys competing with each other. RAW is a bunch of midcarders fighting for the third hour slot.

Doubt it, tarps are out in force again tonight

>"b-but he big man!!! HANDS!!!"

BOTCH

>no automatic rematches
>previous champions still always win the #1 contender match

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No they aren’t

He must have heat. Didn't he shit on Hugh Morris

AND I'M PISSED

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Hm

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>6-8 member stable
>rotating leader is the UND, "Destructor General"

>None of you complained when Braun destroyed a bunch of main eventers and tag teams
yes I did, and I complained when he won the tag belts with a kid at mania

Not punkdertaker.

WHAT HAPPENED TO /ourguy/ LOU KEMIA

BLACK MASSED

The Satan dude got a boner

AHAHAHAHA THEY KEEPING JOBBING THE TAG CHAMPS

>jobbing out the tag champs to call ups
why

>tag team champions
>lose to NXT two weeks in a row

what

holy FUXK that ddt

These manlets are bumping their necks into sawdust

he only came back to shill his new shirt

>A RAW replay the next day, but with Renee's inane interruptions/observations completely edited out.

Fucking dimes.

>wilder's shoulder

what's the big deal about this Aleister guy?

Revivaletties BTFO

can book them strong but shouldn't have your tag champs job to the new guys 2 straight weeks

Why are they making their tag champs jobbers?
mmmmm

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>vintage captcha
Damn I miss that

Have they finally fucking learnt? Shorter matches is better on TV especially if its just an exhibition

>NXT shitters squashing the tag team champs already
what

Aleister Black is such a botchy shitter. He can't cut it on the big stage, he's a can and should go back to Germany.

NO CHAMP IS EVER TRULY SAFE
NO TEAM IS EVER PROTEC...TED

Gotta keep NXT strong

He's nowhere near that big anymore

>Roman vs Baron starting up
HOLY FDUCKING DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>you people

you can't say that corbin

based heel corbin
biggest heel in the bizz

Champions losing in non-title matches is about some of the stupidest things that WWE has continuously done.

>Roman's first feud is going to be with Baron Corbin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAY BARTENDER CORBIN!

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Revival sucks

they made them tag champs because they were disgruntled and going to go to AEW or somewere, so they gave them the tag belts to keep them there, then make them job to punish them for trying to leave

>What is it with you shitskins?
BASED BARON

Nice match, rare on raw but wouldnt be a big deal on smackdown

>nothing happens
>commercial
>nothing happens
commercial
So Raw is basically handegg now? I don't think this semen slurping sports entertainment is for me lads

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>YOU PEOPLE

he cant say that!

TALL BOI

HBK not looking great

Remember Matt and Bray?

Vince best god and the Fed government

HBK

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Roman vs Corbin is happening in a few months ? wow

>All this cancer talk
BASED VINCE

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Charley fuck off.

RATE THIS RAW SO FAR
9.6/10 FOR ME

BASED BARON

based Charly

Did Hell's Kitchen just start?

I'm really starting to like the guitar riff-cut to commercial segue

>anti-draw hbgay

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jesus fucking christ what happened to shawn

totall bell-ends

You missed a 0 off the end.

>All-Whamen PPV

Who thought this was a good idea?

So many FUCKING COMMERCIALS

come on get to bex already FFS

>tired as fuck and read that as Tobin Bell

Why the fuck doesn't that man have his own show.

>Giga anti-draw professional tarpist beko

IT'S RAW!!!

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im sorry but they gotta stop referring to shawn as the heartbreak kid when hes looking this damn old

9.60 is the same number as 9.6 ya simp

>Guitar strum

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He fucked Bliss before Vince brought the cuck angle with Murphy on tv. That's why he is getting punished, Vince doesn't like when somene ruins his cuck angles

fried chicken will make you fat

Bex is irrelevant. The big dog is back

Based roman is making wwe great again

Based

Stephanie.

BASED SNOOP

NEW THREAD

>Snoop cringe

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>SPOOP DAWG

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damn, Snoop Dogg looks old

is that bailey jay

HOLY DIMES
BASED MOMMY /aspol/

LIKE A LADY
(ACT LIKE A LADY)

Like a lady (act like a lady)

CRUSTY OLD STICK FIGURE WITH TOURETTES

>Those handjob gloves

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

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GOAT EPISODE

LMAOOO

And we know the NATURE BOY WOOOO advertised KFC in the territory days

When is she gonna start wearing vintage bathing suits?

Jesus fuck Snoop got old.

I wish

Why is WWE so determined to have a "woman who comes out and never does anything before leaving" gimmick?
Eva Marie, Emmalina, Lana for a bit, and now Lacey

Eye candy.

Why the fuck do they go into commercial when someones entrance is going on?

WWE has decided to pack every solitary second of raw into a smaller space for more commercials, which is why we get shit like cutting entrances and segments having no transition between them