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G is for global force gold

G is for GOLDBERG

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H is for niggers

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I is for IICONIC

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J is for Jake the Snake Roberts who I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because he is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those to" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people VIC JOSEPH
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those to" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned of his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.

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BASED JAKE PROMO AUTISM POSTER

I want to yell at me in Australian

K is for Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering heat of the summer of 1992

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L is for losers, which all of us are.

>there was no d

F is for DING-DONG DIDDLY

M is for Mella

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M is for mmmmmmmmmmm

N is for Nasties

N is for bulbasaur

O is for obese smarks worked by Based Big Dog.

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N is for Nia Snacks

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O is for OHNONONONO

P is for Pits

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>He doesn't know
>AND he typed it out
Back to developmental, kid.

Q is for Asuka, Queen of Yea Forums

Empress.

Asuka, post ya feets

R is for Rakesh Kumar Orton

S is for Swastika

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T is for TV ratings skyrocket

T is for The summer of '92

Whatever, just making charlesfag seethe

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Based Charles dominating your limited headspace

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U is for U cant see me

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U is for UNDER 2 MILLION BAYBEE

T is for Take

V is for Goblina

V is for Venusaur

W is for womyn/womeme's wrestling

W is for WOOOOO

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X it's ding-dong diddly gotta be Xia Li

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X is for partying with Becky

Z is for broski

That dog is worried...

Ya ding-dong diddly blew it

Z is for zorbing

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Y is for YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

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ding-dong diddly asp
we had ONE LETTER to go
this is not our proudest moment

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Based me working charlesfag into a blubbing piping hot reply

1 is for 1 time wwe champ Kofi

>Acknowledging Y-etty as part of the chadpabhet

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we tried our best

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2 is for 2 SWEEEEEEET :^)

3 is for THREE MAN BAAANNNDDD

4 is for 4 horsewomen

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5

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6 is for sixhead

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6 is for DEEP SIX

kek

7 is for 7 STARS KENNY OMEGA

I'm suppose to be 7

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I Deep Six inched ya mom, dork!

KEK

8 is for 8 Man Tag Match

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9 is for 9 black men who violated Kevin Nash in the summer of '92

10 is for 10 inches of black cock, which all 9 black men possessed as they raped Kevin Nash in the summer of '92

>inb4 ten man

10 is for 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 EHHHHHHHHHHH

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BASED

11 is for 11 times champion Edge

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12 is for FUCK 12

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13 is for bad luck as in kevin Nash had the bad luck to be raped in the summer of 92

A is for AEW