What's he gonna say on Monday?

What's he gonna say on Monday?

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bitch

He's going to announce that he will host a behind the scenes TV show of him driving around various events.

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Something about how hes still kicking leukemia's ass then probably tell seth that hes gonna be in his corner to watch him curb stomp that BITCH Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania and you can HABEEB DAT BABYGRILL.

Then Dean comes out for whatever the fuck reason and they all fist bump.

Something about how he appreciates the fans, the men and women in the locker room, blah blah generic pg era WWE motivational, inspirational crap. All very poorly delivered, of course.

He’s gonna say “FUCK LEUKEMIA!” on live TV, then pump his fist and finally interject himself into the ME of WM making it a triple threat

Doctors told him an F5 from Lesnar gave him leukemia and Seth must stop the beast at wrestlemania

Odds 5/7
Odds 3/8
Odds 30/1
Odds 200/1

Im just here to inform you guys that cody is a no good faggot and his company will flop in less than year, also fuck aew oh and yeah i beat cancer the same way wwe is going to destroy aew. Drops mic to the biggest pop in recent memory

Odds: not taking bets

Kek

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The N-word

based and redpilled

that wouldn't get a pop since they'd have no clue what the hell he's talking about.

*Shield Music*
*crowd cheers*
I'm back and I'm gonna kiss- uh- kick Brock Lasners ass at WrestleMania Bollev that
*mic drop*
*BOOOO*

"This is the new world order of wrestling"

>I already beat one cancer and now it's time to beat the cancer of the WWE - Brock Lesnar
>Sorry Seth, but Brock and me got unfinished business
>Balee dat

>Brock Lesnar didn't come into work today. I came in and I've got cancer, what's Brock's excuse?

Retired

"My name is Joe Anoa'i and I have one thing to say before I die. Fuck niggers!"

LOOKS LIKE BROCK HASN'T SHOWS UP TO WORK TODAY

"I've come out here tonight for a big announcement. I've beaten leukemia by breathing with the Switchblade."

"leukemia didnt show up to work today"

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Either
>I'm dying
Or
>I'm main-eventing Wrestle Mania

I announce my retirement party for my birthday is in the morning and then we can go to the store and get a chance to get the money for the day off and on the phone with my dad and he said that he was like oh my gosh I'm sorry baby I'm sorry baby girl and her friend was going through some stuff and then we can go with me but I'm going home now so just text me back please

probably he will blame Corbin for his cander and then announce that the all new Roman Reigns is coming back.
Then he will come back and be the exact same.

>I-I'm da big dawg
>dis is my yard
>and at Wrestlemania I'm going one on one wit John Cena
>beliee dat
>bitch

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Long winded promo about Seth being a true champion and how he'll do the one thing Roman couldn't, beat Brock Lesnar.....blah blah ill be back soon beleee dat etc etc.

I'm going to this tomorrow and I'm just excited for Ric Flair

>roman vs seff at fastlane
>seff goes over
>brock still wins at mania

My T-Cells didn't show up to work today...

He's just going to announce being in Seth's corner at WM

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>"I wasn't really sick.
>...
>I was just sick of all y'all."

My oncologist didn't show up for work today...

You know what Roman. You keep running your mouth, I'll have to come down to that ring and kill you before the leukemia does.

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MY NAME IS JOE

AND I'M CANCER FREE

This is just a test to see if the crowd cheers for him now, nothing more. Don't expect anything of significance to happen.

Remember when he said nothing for 5 mins after beating the Undertaker?

Would be nice of him to do that again except this time he would say something surprising at the end instead of "this is my yard now", like
>I was sick... of each and every one of you.

>IM HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEERRRRRRRR

Cancer it's ok compared to NIGGERS.

*drops mic*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh

hes just gonna let us know hes thinking it.

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Nitro is coming back baby!

Joining AEW as a VP to get health insurance so he doesn't die.

He going to get the actors insurance now that the rock got him into movies

My name is Joe and my movie fastand furious is coming out this July. Jasethy got a small dick

He's going to come back, in the hit motion picture Hobbs and Shaw!

Awooooooooaaaaahhhhhh!

That wouldve been a GOAT promo if he just left without saying anything

"My name is Joe, and I raped Kevin Nash in the Summer of '92."

>massive pop from the crowd

"IM GONNA SAY IT"

And then, commercials

I would watch it

Roman heads to the ring to a mixed reaction, mostly cheers in light of his illness. The crowd is chanting "Roman! Roman! Roman!" He smiles, clears his throat and says...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>And you can balee dat, B-BITCH

>I'm sure you've all come to hear about my condition
>Nah babygurl, I know what you REALLY came to here me say, an' I got nothin' to lose, hear me?
>*looks to the left*
>*looks to the right*
>Niggers.

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Would unironically be based

>Roman slowly drives up in a golf cart during a backstage segment
>wrestling involved turn to look at him, stopping their bit
>10 seconds of silent staring as Roman looks at them completely blank
>"Bitch....."
>drives away

HOLY DIMES

I’m not a bad guy

leukemia isn't cured that fast, especially if it was a relapse, whatever it is its probably dumb if it involves wrestling.

Not a fan of Roman but jeez, just focus on healing. No matter how much money is thrown in your face.

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Vegas odds for Roman plugging Hobbs and Shaw
2/1500

>What's he gonna say on Monday?
It

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Tell Dean that his make a wish is for him to sign another contract with WWE

>I knew fighting leukemia would be tough, but suffering succotash, this is so much tougher than the last time.

That's something Russo would do

>I can think of one thing even worse than leukemia

hey yall i still got leukemia

believe that

Roman Reigns vs. Shane McMahon.

"Trash the Lights" match.

WrestleMania 35.

Let's go again.

Let's not take a fucking month, let's GO AGAIN.

And let's not have BOOS fucking pouring in.

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This is still my yard. And no niggers are allowed.

That he’s dying