My girlfriend is passed out drunk, how do I have sex tomorrow when she wakes up Yea Forums?

My girlfriend is passed out drunk, how do I have sex tomorrow when she wakes up Yea Forums?

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If she has a hangover you're not getting any pookie until tomorrow night, at least

Just get your nut in rn you ding-dong diddly retardola

You put your dick in her butt and pee.

Fuck
I don't wanna be a rapist senpai

Just fuck her while she's passed out. Trust me; this really turns women on. I did it to my ex and she said she woke up halfway through but just pretended to be asleep so I would keep going. All women have a rape fantasy to some degree.

How's your pussy situation typically? How often do you guys go at it?

Don't listen to this retard. You don't want to rape someone on an assumption that they'll like it.

How the fuck are you going to rape your girlfriend? If she didn't want you to fuck her she wouldn't have come over to your place or invited you to hers.

Don't want to risk the lawsuit if things go south
Usually once a week but we haven't seen each other in a month so I wanna get my ding-dong diddly nut in

Just see how she's doing tomorrow, and if she's fine then go for it. If she's bitchy then just leave or have her leave.

Its not rape if she enjoys it

Wake her up by going down

While spooning in bed, stuff your hand down her pants. Tease her by rubbing your fingers on her pussy over her panties. Do this for awhile and eventually stuff your hand inside her panties and rub your fingers on the outside. Don't put them inside yet just play with her lips and clitoris. After awhile put your fingers inside. By this point she should be wet. Good luck user

I personally prefer to give her the good ol' lickaroo

Just put your ding-dong diddly in her you pussy
Girls love zoned out sleepy sex faggot

Dipshit

Smell her feet and cum in her soles and shoes

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>no sharpie in pooper pics
Anons, I am disappoint.

If you need advice on how to have sex with your own girlfriend then you're doing it wrong.

dead women tell no tales

I am horny as FUCK when I am hungover and I've seen girls that are too

ok do a cumb u silly basterd

Same, I jack off one day a week like 3 or 4 times and don't the rest of the week. Being hungover makes me randy as hell.