Imagine actually thinking AEW will even slightly be seen as serious competition when everything about it...

Imagine actually thinking AEW will even slightly be seen as serious competition when everything about it, from the people founded it and running it, to the roster they have from gay to trans to penis man to intergender matches, to their core audience of hush hush wink wink we love breaking fourth wall and playing along to feel intelligent about themselves dopes, yet people think guys like Ambrose can finally go psychotic and other WWE rejects will be treated better and more seriously. It's not going to happen kiddos. It's going to be the same cringe

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All you had to say was that AEW is a meme comedy fed that has no intentions of taking itself seriously. Like all memes, its shelf life is short and it'll die a death.

So what do you suggest we should do?

Watch NJPW

It’s probably going to be slightly different cringe which is all we really ask as wrestling fans in 2019.

>different cringe
>coming from the guys who booked a bunch of cucks on a penis suit

Whether you want to admit it or your tiny brain is too small to notice but AEW already change the wrestling scene. More and more indie wrestlers are getting signed by big companies. Even ROH is throwing money and signing talents to an exclusive contract. Ibushi signed with NJPW. WWE wrestlers now got the balls to leave the company because there are other options. AEW is changing the world motherfucker!

>More and more indie wrestlers are getting signed by big companies.
Please give examples

gay #1
trans #1
gay trans #1
black trans #1

>ROH
>big company

KEK

Bandido, Rush, and Cobb signed with ROH
ACH, Trevor Lee, Riddle and Keith Lee signed with WWE
MJF, Kylie Rae and Janela signed with AEW
Impact signed Disco Inferno, Eddie Edwards and Bram to a multiple year contract.

>changing the world
cringe

ROH and NJPW sold out MSG, Impact and LU joint show can't even sell 1k tickets at last year WM weekend. And it's on by Sinclair Broadcasting who is bigger than Anthem but not as cavernous as your mom's vagina.

Yikes.

>ROH and NJPW sold out MSG

Don't bother including ROH. Nobody's paying to see Dalton Castle.

Sold out thanks to a few scalpers buying thousands of tickets.

NJPW ain't never going to have a show at MSG without ROH and Sinclair footing the bill and standing up to WWE.

we are watching grown men and women hug and fake punch each other for hours,everything is cringe already,fuckboy

Imagine unironically defending ROH in the year 2019, a company so devoid of stars it whored itself out for Elite guys like a prostitute and now they're gone they're like sloppy seconds that nobody wants

Every single Impact fans would squished their own testicles just to have the Elite guys work there for a year. Some people at TNA mecca or PW ponderings are still holding their breath hoping that Jericho and Omega will show up at the Impact zone. ROH is having a show at MSG while Impact is streaming on Twitch and have less viewers than a titty streamer doing ASMR.

Imagine actually thinking OP isn't a furious e-Drone

Castle is based

Just like with ALL IN huh e-Drone?

ROH ain't never gonna sell out more than a high school gym without papa Japan coddling them.
>standing up to WWE
Don't care about le standing up to the big bad company! I enjoy wrestling, not console wars. Fuck off back to ya bingo halls.

Ospreay couldn't even carry him to a good match about 24 hours ago.
O S P R E A Y
He's a hopeless shitter.

Imagine actually thinking you aren't a AEWtist cowering in your boots right now knowing OP struck a chord and typed out facts

>implying Ospreay is good

I'm not, OP is just a colossal faggot

>I'm not, OP is just a colossal faggot

Sounds like you're SEETHING

if you enjoy wrestling why are you seething because ROH is doing well? Do you have sands in your vagina because ROH is having a show in MSG with NJPW on WM weekend while Impact is having a show at some random night club in New Jersey at 11 pm on Thursday night but they are charging $20 instead of streaming it for free on Twitch? Keep seething and try to cope better, you Chimpactzee!

Not implying, stating outright that he's leagues better than a dork whose best outing was a completely forgettable match with Jay Lethal.

>if you enjoy wrestling why are you seething

Why do you think I'm seething because I told you outright I don't give a solitary fuck about them?

>Do you have sands in your vagina because ROH is having a show in MSG with NJPW

No because I'm clearly a New Jachad you hard-of-reading simp.

ITT: AEWtists namedroping every other promotion to deflect from their utter embarrassment of a company that will end up like every single one of these outlaw feds while deluding themselves into thinking THIS TIME WE WILL SUCCEED WE'RE SPECIAL!!1!

>Why do you think I'm seething because I told you outright I don't give a solitary fuck about them?

>No because I'm clearly a New Jachad
You are obviously a salty butt hurt cum drinking shit eating Impact Mecca nites, kys sloan,

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What's the matter AEWtist, Impact seems to make you insecure?

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Simpact makes AEWimps very touchy because they acknowledge deep down Tony Khan is just Dixie 2.0

BASED carny with an autistic lifeline of funds from papa trying to run the wrestling business. Some things just never change.

Sounds like you're a Dentonfag

New "Jachads" are just fairweather e-Drone shitposters

wew worked the AEWtists pretty good with my pipe bomb. And they know it to be true too kek

I don’t know if it’s because I’m a mark for Disco, but AEW has the weakest of those signings.

All those fair-weather New Japan fans went to AEW with the E-Lite, brainlet.
Those that remain are the true New Jachads that have been watching pre-Tanahashi era

>delusion

ROH has been sloppy seconds like years ago, WWE and NJPW has been sucking them dry for years.

No, his name is "Dalton". And he's still shit.

Castle is based (You) pleb

What is your obsession with Impact? It is unhealthy user. Nowhere in my post did I make any mention or allude to Impact. Please seek help because it is genuinely going to kill you one day

It was a typo, he meant they're cringing the world.

>couldn't even get the carry from Ospreay
>zero memorable matches
>closest he came was a snoozer with Lethal
>took the title from the most boring dude in the Elite and made it even less interesting

Hard pass, ROHBOT. Keep him off of NJPW's main shows and I'll let the shitter's existence slide.

>implying Ospreay carries

I just like triggering them Chimpactzees, it's amazing how some of them managed to hold on to the delusion that NJPW is going to work with them, or Omega and Jericho are going to show up at their show, or they are doing better than ROH. I am amazed they haven't killed themselves when Impact got kicked from PopTV, why don't they go to ESPN or TNT instead of the Pursuit channel?

See: his match with Marty at Sakura Genesis (not just the dailymotion highlights)
He carries hard when the guy he's against isn't a grade A fucking goober.

Marty isn't even bad.

>dailymotion

rent free.

>Marty isn't even bad.

Not Dalton bad, but he's certainly not good. To his credit his comedy antics didn't bleed past the third third of that match, but he wasn't the strong link/carry in either case. That was Will's selling making Marty's half-flaky half-good offense look great

Get laid

>I just like triggering them Chimpactzees

Sounds like you're triggered considering nobody ITT even professed to watching Simpact

lol you sounds just like an Impact fans, most of them are too embarrassed to admit that they are Impact fans since most of them watches on illegal streams.

But you are might be right that I might be triggering nobody because nobody fucking watches Impact anymore, except you who are upset and seething because I shit talk Impact on the internet.

>" nobody ITT even professed to watching Simpact"
>lol you sounds just like an Impact fans,

Simpact absolutely dominating ya dome

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Trying to COPE so hard lol

>I just like triggering them Chimpactzees

Yeah you totally don't sound salty at all. HOLY FUCKING RENT FREE

Vince being scared shitless says enough

Yikes!

You mad bro?

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Can't get mad at autism

despite all your rages, you're still just a rat in a cage...

wizerked by the owl

Cages?

The animal you're looking for is owl

you just got Wonka'd

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