Come up with a gimmick that could get legitimately over

The Ding-Dong DiddlyDiddler

He sex with women to gain an upper hand in his matches.
He cucks another guy by banging their manager
He gets a fast count by banging WWEs new female ref
He has sex with all the women and their moist pusies
He also has sex with wrestler's moms, just in case

ALso I want to play the gimmick
Book me Vince

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youtu.be/xXMrDu7374Y
This would be my gimmick

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CM Punk as a corprotized SJW heel champion. He's the cleancut, respectable champ who's going to fight toxicity in the ring and champion the future for the fans just not the toxic white males. Talking about how we should respect the RAMEN! Talks down to black wrestlers, Fights their battles for them because they're minorities and interfears with matches because "We need more representation" but gets pissy when minorities don't agree with him. He starts moaning about the "problematic" Attitude era. Punk should just mine WhatCulture and Cultaholic for quotes and go from there.

>Hogan
>Cena
>Swagger

Have a male superstar's sex tapes with Bayley, Sasha, Paige, Charlotte, Becky, Nia, Bliss, JoJo and dozens of others all leak at the same time over the weekend.

Have them come out on the following RAW for the opener. It would be Vince post Screwjob scale with Roman after beating Carder level heat, eventually turning to acceptance of greatness.

Would legit make them a star.

Right 2 Censor existed

6'10 charismatic, handsome, charming, funny, intelligent, badass

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Good point. I think sla gimmick lile that would have boatloads of heel potential, especially in the current year.

Radical centrist tweener who weasels his way into lots of three-way matches and wins when the heel and face take each other out.

He's a liberal tho

>my gimmick will be i clean the ring for free
>my segments are just a minute short but i do it multiple times on a show
call me janny

yea and it drew zero dimes with nothing but jobbers

Potential?

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sounds good, but why is there a photo of some guy (pic says Kevin Nash) attached?

>my gimmick is I kill myself
the catch is it's a one shot deal, I draw massive dimes, ratings and world-wide media attention but I have a 1 (one) night only appearance written into my contract plus creative control on who (or what) I put over on my way out of the ... er... "territory".

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This might sound like a weird idea but think about this: what about if instead of slapping a pre-thought gimmick to a random wrestler the talent gets free hands to come up with a gimmick and then they act according to the gimmick without a script written by a failed reality tv writer? It's a bit out there but it just might be crazy enough to work.

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Former rape victim. Has PTSDs around black guys. Shy around big guys.

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Go look at any random indy fed and see how that works. 99% of them are some 5'6" 100 lbs. twink trying to cosplay whoever the fad of the year is.

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Find a guy on a random construction site who's 190-200 cm tall and teach him to lariat the fuck out of everyone. Boom, instant main event draw.

>Canadain Kid

Jesus Christ this fucking poster.

i got sick gimmicks for days:

>Intergender tag team of a big buff Chyna type girl and a weasely DYEL looking guy.
>do their entrance Fale/Devitt style with the man on the wifes shoulders running his mouth about how his wife will beat up their opponents
>guy fights like a coward heel, ton of low blows and shit, the girl fights fair.
>guy gets massive heat for literally riding on his wifes coattails to success, everyone questions why the wife is ok with it, and she justifies it as "people are jealous of the bond and success we have, i love my husband she loves me and we are unbeatable together, deal with it".
>hold both the womens and the mens tag team titles at the same time

>Cliffton Crunk the Special Ref
DIMES

Vince is tired of all the skinny manlets infesting his roster, so he finds the biggest beefiest Mexican he can find and brings him in as his new ringer. He beats up all the skinny Americans and it's open that the dude is an illegal immigrant but ICE does nothing because Vince bribes them under the table. Vince justifies it as him doing the work that lazy entitled Americans refuse to do. Instant heel heat.

The One Chop man

>some low tier guy gets injured and goes away for a long time
>comes back with a hype package of him talking about how he didnt have success before, but he went to train with the shaolin monks to develop a deadly unbeatable strategy
>some low quality cell phone videos of him practicing a chop that can explode fruits and break bricks
>starts making in ring Martial Arts demonstrations and explaining his technique
>Wears some ridiculous gi, one of those headset microphones
>talks about learning to use Chi energy create a chop that debilitates a normal human for 7 seconds, an elite athlete for 5-3 seconds, and explains that that is enough to get the 3 count and thus makes him undefeatable in wrestling
>further explains the kayfabe of his move and that he needs certain amount of adrenaline and concentration to fully perform the move, so he first needs to be beaten up to a point, and have fought for long enough to do it, or if he has meditate for long enough he can do it that way too.
>the demonstrations start with him first showing videos of him breaking gimmicked fruits and other things
>then he brings out some guy to help demonstrate this
>knocks them out, then does the martial art instructor bullshit of talking through whats happened to the person while he tends to them and counts up the seconds the person is incapacitated
>then he asks some plants in the audience to take it
>and finally some jobber from the back before he goes into competition
>wins first few jobber matches easily with the chop
>then some upper card guys to pick up wins
>people smarten up to the unbeatable chop and start trying to dodge it or block it, but blocking it kayfabe breaks their bones, and dodging it he doesnt expend the energy and can go again

I fucking have written out a whole story arc for this guy

>/ourguy/ Domino Dice on the poster
user, this indy fed is based

Reminds me of that story on Joe Rogan about that fake martial arts expert who was going to 'secret kumates in the woods'
youtube.com/watch?v=NCDA6LBvyuM

so it's the cobra, but without the ability to do creative spots like the blindfold match or snake-charming?

i was going more for a "lets make kayfabe a bit more real again"
by having a fucking guy using chi attacks.

>projecting your cuck fantasy
crinfe

>the biggest beefiest Mexican he can find
Vince must be absolutely SEETHING that Based CMLL/RoH got there first

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Weaboo Eugene
Basically Eugene's gimmick, but instead of copying Attitude Era stars he copies 4 pillars era AJPW and NJPW
His basic move set will mostly be Misawa's moves. But if he takes too much damage he hulks up (IE does a strong style no sell spot) and takes on a Shibata/Ishii/Goto-esq moveset along with their mannerisms

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thank god none of you write for any wrestling shows

gimmick infringement brother

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i was more going for a "shitty martial arts instructor with a secret technique" vibe.

I also planned to make his big storyline to go like, he "cheats out" his first title from someone by prior to the match taking an adrenaline injection and meditating, then just rushing to the ring, and right after the bell hitting his chop and beating the opponent in few seconds for the title, the previous title holder gets real frustrated about the guy gets a rematch where he takes one of the big chops but rolls out of the ring, running out the 5 seconds.
He then gets back to the match, takes another one in, and that like seriously injures him.
goes away for a while, and returns with a chest protector being real angry that the guy cost him months off his career.
And then they have a match with his chest protector seemingly making him immune to the chop, until the guy chops him so hard that the chest protector breaks, and so does the guys chopping hand.

Both have to take time off, and after that the one chop guy can no longer use his chop because his once broken hand cant take the force of the chops like he used to do so he has to get a gimmick change, but he still has like a fraction of the power in his signature chop.

In my head this would be like a 2 year long story arc.

>cuck fantasy
whats so cucked about having a strong muscular wife?
You are still the one fucking.

big inspiration, not stealing a gimmick tho.

Based asf user

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So basically indy Samoa Joe

>omega vs shibata
based

> daniel bryan starts eco-gang faction

> some pussy libs start Antifa Faction

> some right wing guys start proud boys/MAGA type faction.

I'm talking 5-6 people per faction, maybe NXT call ups

Three way battles for supremacy and soul of WWE.

reminds me of when al snow was european champion and would come out in different european garb each week.

> 10/10 would buy Khloe meth for a blowjob.

>some guy in a "WWE Intern" shirt
>instead of random backstage guys its him that always interacts with people in the backstage segments
>anytime someone asks something of him, he just goes "i dont know im just an intern"
>starts appearing in more and more demanding roles from like, holding a camera and looking proper lost, to sometimes being the referee and barely knowing what to do, to being in the line of international commentators and talking english having absolutely no idea why they are there (they stay on the table speaking english and being confused for all of the broadcast)
>starts getting into matches by being in some battle royales as a filler guy
>just a brooklyn brawler type guy, but its the eternal intern.

I like this.

>The Gun for Hire
Money and Miles type guy that sells his services for both heels and faces in exchange of monetary compensation.

He acts all chill while not wtestling, usually found louging around sleeping with a cowboy hat over his eyes. He avoids title matchs, prefering to go for "money feuds" that he believes fans will pay to see, increasing his salary. He only goes for championships when he believes the current champion is bad for business or when is he promised a nice bonus for the belt.

Bradshaw?

They were conservative ya dingus

>You are still the one fucking.
no you're the one being fucked, that's beta shit

what kind of mental gymnastics are you pulling off here?
do you even understand how Cuckold works?

The man and the woman are married.
The woman just is physically stronger than the man.
what aspect of having sex with a woman who is physically stronger than you is "beta" or"cuck"?

You are having sex with a woman. That is not cuckold. Cuckold is someone else having sex with your woman. Do you understand that?

now, try to wrap your tiny little simp brain around this:
Which is more alpha, having sex with a tiny weak womanlet, or having sex with a big strong powerlifting woman?
Ill make this very simple for you, in both scenarios, you are man having sex in the missionary position with the woman laying on their back and you pushing on the top, just that in one case the woman is tiny small weakling, and in the other its a big strong woman.

do you even know what these words mean?

>Starts out in NXT as a Baron Corbin type of bland undefeated guy
>has a short stint as a champion but overall is a bit underwhelming, extremely full of himself
>goes to main roster full of piss and vinegar and ready to show the world how awesome he is
>jobs first 5 matches
>has a mental breakdown and starts questioning his character
>starts coming out with different characters and themes trying to find out what fits him
>every time he picks out a win in a new thing, he starts going harder into that direction until he really is overdoing things, and eventually loses, restarting the process.
>for example he picks a win as like a serious brawler type of guy, starts going more and more into that direction with like mma gear, full on entrance crew, starts having the full on mma weight-ins before the match and the complete thing to a parodying decree, and loses a match reverting to maybe a more comedy type guy
>then starts picking wins going full on clown with all the comedy bells and whistles
>that for a long while until he gets therapy and finds himself.

But it's a face gimmick?

would a black man who doesn't want to be a gangbanger gimmick work? a fellow black heel convinces me too cheat but i say no every time

I've said before that all they needed to do to turn Roman face is send him out in clown shoes. Change absolutely nothing but put him in big red clown shoes. His only line from then forward would be:
>"I'm gonna beat your ass in these clown shoes."
Every. Single. Promo. Just that one line. Someone calls him out? He walks out, gives the guy a once over and simply says:
>"I'm gonna beat your ass in these clown shoes."
Eventually, arenas will fill with chants of "CLOWN SHOES, CLOWN SHOES, CLOWN SHOES." Picture it, anons.

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wwe has a history of having people who technically are faces being heels because you know, "its actually bad when rusev likes his home country because hes not american"

A boring coach/manager who knows all the rules and ins and outs like Belichick. He could overrule refs he was so smart type of guy and he would manage some Tom Brady type of oblivious nice guy geek. Jack Swagger would have been perfect for this instead of having Dutch Mantell.

The Nudist (Female)

no gimmick stealing user

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A white pagan who thinks he is Japanese

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based digits and gimmick

nah, his ass felt pretty good to me

Big tits couldn't even get his own cover. Had to share it with 3 other geeks.

Tensai already failed.

Based and choppapilled

Based and clownpilled

work for the e and take one for the team and fuck all the fat chicks

Show us an example

test

I'd watch it. Its pretty good. Im surprised you dont have some monster come in and tank the chop.

>wall of text
holy shit you really are a fucking beta, the state of your life

Fat chick thriller gimmick has already been done

Cult leader gimmick, think a Jim Jones meets Manson vibe.

What? most of the crowd is probably left leaning. Some Magatard /pol/ lite gimmick who deliberately goes after all the nonwhites on the roster and accuses management of being Jews would get massive heat

Any gimmick can get over with the right booking and talent

Based

Being a survivor of rape will also make him sympathetic

>damage control

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I dont think it would fit.
Like if anything, a monster should take the chop, go down and struggle, still eat the pin but kick out right after extremely furious.

Kinda kills the gimmick if you have anyone no sell it.

>gets ding-dong diddly worked into a cringy projection post
>"I-I-I'm not an insecure beta, I swear!"
>>>>>>>>>>damage control
haha what a literal cuck

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>>not a single post without some buzzword

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