Little to no charisma

>Little to no charisma
>Only ok on the mic
>Doesn't have a good look
>Average at best in the ring
>The New Gay member
>Only decent legacy is being tag team champion with 2 other guys the longest
>Managed to delegitimize IC title in the fucking PG era
>Not a draw by himself
>Has to have 2 other guys make him look good
>No notable matches with anyone other than maybe some tag team match
>Even then he wouldn't be the reason it was good
Why does reddit want him to be world champion? Because he's black? Atleast give him a mid card push to see if he can atleast improve first, christ.

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>christ.

That's the issue here. reddit doesn't have faith in him so of course they're pro-New Gay.

>why does reddit want him

Because you'll keep paying their rent for your headspace

reddit literally shilled him that much that vinnie mac put him in the main event

reddit would accept practically anyone else under the same circumstances. He's an underdog midcarder, the "other" getting a push and looking good. But a lot of guys would be able to do the same thing as Kofi and get similar support. Like an R-Truth or someone like that. A month ago it was Mustafa Ali. Next month or the month after it'll be another guy they jump on the bandwagon of. It's not the first time or the last the crowd will cheer a midcarder suddenly being pushed. only to reel back. Fickle. Fickle. Fickle.

See
Ya simp

Bryan will win for the white race Inshallah

He's an 11 year tenured journeyman who has never won the title before from one of the most popular stables that moves the most merch in the company. His stablemates seem to genuinely like him so there's a friendship angle. It's just an underdog story for a likeable guy.
As for Reddit in particular, they also like the idea of there being a black WWE champion.

>11 year old journeyman
Who cares? Marty Janetty wrestled 3 yars longer than HBK, so a total of 29 years and I can guarantee you cant name anything he done past 1990. He's literally the butt of a joke that refers to the least successful person in a group.
>Moves the most merch
Not true. Reigns, Cena, Rollins, Ballor, Styles all make more money. Wisest thing would be to put the strap on AJ by your logic. Also the Rock was already champion over 20 years ago, and he's as black as Obama is (half black).

people also wanted rtruth to face daniel bryan at wrestlemania

Rent free

Seek coitus

The difference being that Obama admits to it. Dwayne doesn't because he hates his black side.

He's still the first black champion

Jannetty was IC Champ in 1993, zoomer

I didn't start watching 'F till 1999. I guess I'm a zoomer

It's funny how many of OP's "points" apply to Romannetty

>Huurr someone doesn't agree with me!
Even more rent free my friend

He's a draw and has a good look. Other than that you're right.
Doesn't mean Kofi deserves it.

Marty vs. Shawn in 93 is arguably the best RAW match ever. You should watch it.

He isn't and he looks like shit with his bodice off

>he thinks Vince knows what reddit is

>Dwayne doesn't because he hates his black side.
BASED

because if you dont want black people to have everything you are hate criming them

Is Kofi the Janetty?