Injures himself the first day on the main roster

TOMATOCAN HAM AND EGGER BTFO
FUCKING FLIPPY MIDGET RETARD LMAAAOOOO

This and it's 100% true

any update on this?
honestly if he's not blown the fuck out and done then bring him on because that looked fucking career ending

Ciampa can really go, and he looks like a killer. But he he loses all credibility when going against a guy who is over six foot. I don't buy him as this intimidating blackhearted guy when he can't appear even remotely imposing. At least Gargano can work the dexterous angle.

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meltzer

Would be based

Especially considering Sheamus's back/neck is supposed to be completely shot. The Bar was pretty much created to extend his shelf life.

I thought it was some type of minor injury/issue. I didn't know that he was hobbled by it.

But that was his second day on the main roster

What was he attempting here? Fucking flippy dimeless indy manlet shitters. Gaytch is killing the company with these dwarfs.

It's just a top rope rolling power bomb

he's doesn't even do flips lurk moar

>first day
>Smackdown

He wrestled Otis

Ciampa should be on 205
I'd actually like him as a Jr in NJPW if he reigned in his epic for the win mid-match acting.

He and Gargano looked like absolute hobbits next to the Bar. It was fucking embarrassing. At least with Bryan it's kinda part of his shtick. With these two it's just cringe.

People duck it, but size is a deficit in wrasslin. It's something that has to be at least acknowledged in an endeavor that very often features intermingling weight classes.

Most people look short against guys who are 6'5"

Why not just do a sunset flip and not blow your legs out?

Richochet did too. I'm not a size king like Vince is but who wants to watch dweebs smaller than us wrestle?

>Implying I would ever waste my time watching some vanilla midgets thigh-slapping and throwing a shitty excuse of """"""""punches""""""""""
Have sex.

It was a Sheamus' fault. He's the NIa Jax of the men.

Yeah, and they should factor that into the story.
It's more involving to watch a match painted as a cunning strategist/technically superior/athletically better smaller guy vs larger guy than just "they're 6 inches shorter and 40lbs lighter, but they're having a standard basic-bitch back-and-forth!"

Remember, pro wrestling used to be about failed bodybuilders and football players wanting to beat the shit out of one another now we have marks who grew up playing wrestling vidya games and emulating their CAWs they made and the indieriffic movesets they gave them in the ring.

Absolutely embarrassing

Every WWE match is a standard basic back-and-forth

>marks who grew up playing wrestling vidya games

...like AJ Styles + John Cena?

AJ Styles loved those AKI games. He is a vidya game playing flat earth nerd.

>but who wants to watch dweebs smaller than us wrestle?

If the average WWE superstar isn't smaller than (You) that just means you're a puny manlet

That's my point. I want to watch big guys like Hogan have epic battles. Not manlets Ciampa and Gargano do flippy shitty.

Ciampa isn't flippy

>big guys like Hogan have epic battles

Unironically using the word epic? We got a boomer here folks

t.5'11" king of manlets

lel

It was his second day

I pretty much don't give a shit about gargano and think he is made for 205 but man ciampa could've been a lot more if he were a few inches taller. His height is a total buzzkill, his look is A+

Bryan is a real athlete who played sports in high school

>soi beard and shiny tights

yeah what unique look

Shut up fag

based

Was he wearing Nike wrestling boots?

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Who?

>I don't buy him as this intimidating blackhearted guy
Worry not, pal. He's a fun loving face now

calm down guys, he's just trying to outdo Seth to show he can hang on the main roster

Black should be like McGregor

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Good examples of wrestlers who debuted two decades ago. He was obviously referring to shitters like Seth, Johnny Reddit, Omega, etc.

>he didn't get it

Omega debuted in 2000