Thigh slaps a CHOP in you're path

>Do a stunner
>slap thigh

>cant slap a nigger hard enough to make a sound so he has to slap himself too
Our ancestors didnt die for this

this is the type of entitled retard that loses the company credibility by being self mark anti draw all because basedboys and fatasses convinced him that he was ever good

so basically 95% of the roster

>OH MY!
>Can you believe it Cole?! He hit him with the Slappy McLeg!

The crowd is right there and they didn't notice so seems like a job well done.

Some autist takes time to go frame by frame ruining the magic for himself is cringey

Gain height...
Shower
Do 10 push ups
Get a girlfriend
Do 15 push ups
Have sex
Do 20 push ups
Get a clue

thanks for proving my point about retards like you helping delude theae idiots

>can he not slap somebody hard enough to make a sound

It's this. His hands are too small to do proper chops

>they're fucking thigh slapping a chop now

wrestling is dead

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I am a proponent of thigh-slapping, but this seems a bit extreme. Maybe it comes across better with sound.

Wrestling isn't real.
I don't know why you thought it was.

you can't chop black wrestlers because it'll activate their monkey brain and try fight you for real

>Some autist takes time to go frame by frame

It's pretty obvious you don't need to scrutinize it

I didn't notice until it was pointed out. And the audience didn't notice

Not even memeing, this unironically makes me want to give up on wrestling

>do an eye rake
>slap thigh

>put opponent in a romero special
>slap thigh

>I didn't notice until it was pointed out.

ya brainlet?

>slapping someone’s chest
>slap my own thigh
huh

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Jonny faggot is so god damn bad, jesus.

>hit opponent with kendo stick
>slap thigh

>Wrestling isn't real.

Ok, noted. It still doesn't make any sense to thigh slap to get a chop over like it's a fucking super kick. It's a simple move that pretty much sells itself.

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>slap opponent’s thigh
>slap thigh

Kenta Kobashi rolling over in his grave

>literally the one spot where you’re actually supposed to hit the guy so his chest gets red and it looks good
>a spot so simple even bingo hall shitters don’t fuck it up
Wherefore

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>put opponent on a sleeper hold
>slap thigh

So this is what Paul's Yellow Show is all about: Maximum Cringe.

kek

>test of strength
>slap thigh

the match was pretty good. it really showed how amazing Velveteen is. He's been doing this 2 years. Compared to Johnny G who is still pulling shit like this after 14.

>lowblow
>slaps thigh

>vertical suplex
>thigh slap

I have actually seen that done before

>gay super kick
>slaps thigh

>throw opponent into steel steps
>thigh slap

It's a Lucha thing, mostly but me too.

>moonsault
>thigh slap

>spits green mist
>slaps thigh

>CHOPPA ME CHOPPA U
>slap thighs in concert

>CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEEPEE
>slaps thigh

youtube.com/watch?v=tAhum7qG95g

The chop is what separates the men from the boys. You're supposed to take care of your fellow wrestler but the chop is one of the few accepted moves that is allowed to cause real pain. If you can take a bevy of chops, you're considered a man. If you couldn't you'd need to get out of the business.

>relying on thigh slap to create sound effect on a CHOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Pussyfied choppa choppa style

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>get put through the announce table
>slap thigh

This is exactly why wrestling is dead. There's fucking 0 reasons for a thigh slap.

>This fucking thread

Thanks for the side splitting laughs lads.

That would make for a good comedy wrestler gimmick.

>ankle lock
>slaps thigh

Somebody send this to Meltzer and ask him if he still thinks Gargano is the best wrestler in WWE.

>Piledriver Tombstone
>Thigh slap

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>moonsault
>slap thigh

>fall from rafters
>slap thigh on way down like true pro

that's why I respected owen

>distraction roll-up
>slap your thigh with every count the ref makes

>walk out of gorilla to make your entrance
>slap thigh

>cutting a promo
>slaps thigh

>moss covered three handled family grudenzil
>slap thigh

>slap thigh
>slap other thigh

>opponent tells a funny joke
>slap thigh

>commentate on Monday Night RAW
>slap Renee in between her thighs under the table

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>romero special
>slaps thigh

Put me in the cap

>titantron plays
>it's a compilation of thigh slaps

This mark talked about how cool it was to get 5 stars from Meltzer

>ding-dong diddly cumola
>slap thighola

This is why I constantly come back to /asp

>chokeslam
>slaps thigh

>doesn't slap thigh
>slaps thigh

>ref counts pins in thigh slaps

based

unironically is that how chops make loud noises?

Some of them, yes.
These idiots seem to think wrestling means kicking people in the head and hacking at their chest for realsies.

* seethes on Yea Forums*
*slaps thigh*

THIS IS WRESTLING *thighslapthighslapthighslap*
THIS IS WRESTLING *thighslapthighslapthighslap*
THIS IS WRESTLING *thighslapthighslapthighslap*

>opponent braps
>Slap thigh

This is what smarks think is good wrestling. Unfortunately their voices are louder than us and have managed to destroy wrestling

Pu55y

>shitpost
>slap thigh

sometimes, when im home alone, i walk around the house and superkick (with thigh slap) random things like my fridge.

young cucks tier trash

My best assumption is that it was a request from Dream himself or higher-ups not to damage their goods.

I honestly see no reason whatsoever to slap the thigh otherwise when only the person taking the move would feel any pain and it already makes it's own loud slap sound while still being compleatly safe.

Makes me wonder if Dream has any hidden heart issues only those in the back really know about.

Go away, Johnny. And stop trying to use memes, you're going to hurt yourself.

>ARMBAR
>slaps thigh

same here user

No. If you cup your hand a little bit it creates sort of an air pocket that makes the sound a little louder and takes some of the sting off, but you still have to actually slap your opponent's chest. Gargano is just being a bitch here.

>leapfrog
>slaps thigh

>gets raped at gunpoint in the summer of '92
>slaps thigh

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I know he doesn’t want to hurt him, but that’s really fucking gay

>Blows out quad
>slaps thigh

>Gets punched in the face by his son
>slaps thigh

>Tasers the only over act left in the company
>slaps thigh

>his anus prolapses
>slaps thigh

>pure strikes
>slaps thigh

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Please take a moment away from your Marvel universe memorabilia to realise that slapping your thigh when chopping someone is painfully unnecessary.

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Makes more sense than caving the other guy's chest in desu

>receive stinkface from Nia
>go to slap my thigh
>hear flesh slapping together before I even make contact with my leg

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>Get thrown from top of cell 15 ft >through a table.
>Falls through cell roof with chair onto ring
>No thigh slaps
Mick and Taker ruined that match.

kek

lololol

based

Yea Forums cannot stop delivering.

>armbar
>slap thigh

>heart explodes
>slap thigh
The absolute state of Deadie

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>fingerpoke of doom
>slap thigh

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BASED

>lives in Wolfcuck's head rent free
>slaps thigh

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>hurrah! another year, surely this one will be better than the last; the inexorable march of progress will lead us all to happiness
>slaps thigh

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t. Young Bucks

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Get's chokeslammed so hard his shoe fell off
>slaps thigh

At least Terry Funk tried to keep some professionalism in that match.

>You now remember that twitter where Alvarez claimed this dude was the american Okada
Christ, chopping and slapping your tight? This is a new low

Kek

>Do 10 push ups
>Do 15 push ups
>Do 20 push ups
Pathetic. i unirornically have worked my way up to sets of 150 elevated push ups. Sometimes I post bait then do pushups while you simps seethe at me

Does Regal still run NXT? He allows this?

>necro bump
>slaps thigh