Y'all nasties ready for WW3?

>Lacey takes out one Japanese thot with OWR
>not going to take surrender from the Japs yet
>Takes out another Japanese thot for good measure
>Unconditional surrender by the Jap wrestlers of WWE

flawless victory.

SO TRADITIONAL

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Isnt Lacey getting Beaned

She married a mexican guy.

She is getting the Alexa treatment regardless, where a shitter with no wrestling skills gets a massive push burying everyone else, just because she is a blonde bimbo.
Hopefully she gets injured and has to retire as well.

Being a valet would suit her gimmick better anyway, wrestling isn't very ladylike.

Since she's 14, but what does it have to do with the thread?

She's too tall and built compared to other girls, would be like making Strowman a manager to Balor.

I got a very strong feeling it's going to be a fatal 4 way cringefest.. I hope it's at Fastlane and not Mania

Rewatching it again they kind of make a point of having all 3 looking upset at Lacy coming out and Sonya runs up and literally *blocks her path*

I like Lacey Evans (cuz she fine as hell) but she is barely a decent promo and is still dangerously incompetent in the ring. If they try to have these two have an actual match at Wrestlemania, I GUARANTEE YOU that at least one of them is going to get injured.

Have her manage a dude then. Strowman would be a decent candidate for it, really. She's all ladylike and shit, he's the biggest mountain of ugly man in pro wrestling's history, AND he wouldn't have to do anything with his mouth but yell "BRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN" ever again.

checked & gay

Vince is going for it! The Pacific theater from WW2. Hes gonna make Asuka introduce the kamikaze gimmick.

>Loser has to show mommy breasts.
who goes over?

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Lacy is so fucking based, thank god we have an old school "all American" type.

Ding-Dong Diddlynut youtube.com/watch?v=N3LGuT5yn14

Lacey, definitely. Anyone who would rather seem tits that are half the age of the woman they're attached to is a consummate faggot.

>mfw gib perfect, natural, Nippon milf tiddies

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>Lacey "40 y/o man in drag" Evans
>hot
Sometimes I really wonder about you people

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It's weird how Meltzer hadn't said one thing about this chick until after she showed up at Elimination Chamber. Then after that he was all "ya huge push....but it could end up like Dana or Lana" and "Ya she was supposed to have the Asuka title match.....but that might not happen"
Why didn't he report it before?

>Well, you know, uh, i-it-it, uh, it is what it is, you know. Uh, plans change, y-you know

Because he just makes shit up and says "plans change" when they don't happen. If they push her the way he described they'll wreck her character and make people hate her so I hope he's wrong.

You gotta take into account the amount of black and indian people that shitpost. They aren’t used to seeing white women enough to make rational decisions.

Personal theory: she's next in line if Bliss is more or less fucked as an actual in ring competitor. She's being groomed for post Mania.

It's just the fans fault for STILL taking him seriously when it's 100% apparent he's just making educated guesses

Its very clear when you have other guys like SeanRossSapp who has legit sources inside and are able to break things before the show happens that Meltzer is literally just a fan speculating

Bliss is cleared but I think they're cooling her off, she probably won't be in the title picture for a while.

Thank god

She doesn't really need to be, she's accomplished just about everything a woman can in WWE besides the tag titles.

Agree with this, but I don't think they're all in on her. I expect whatever they do with her to fail because she sucks and them to move on
Bliss is definitely done though, she might do something here and there but there is zero shot of her ever being able to be a regular again after those concussions, that shit is just not played around with anymore, if it were a guy maybe it would be different but could you imagine if WWE let 4'5 90 pound Bliss vegetable herself in the ring? I guarantee you they are shaking in theirs boots at that possibility.

I could see them giving her and Mickie a run with the tag titles at some point.

>thinks every woman is man
you got some weird emotional issues you should reflect on buddy. Stop watching fucking porn

and 40 isn't even old you child, you gotta be in your teens if you think 40 is "old". Your parents are probably in their 40s or late 30s you zoomer do you think they are "old"?

She has very masculine features.

Asuka goes over. Already seen her gravures, would be nothing new.
Give me those military mammaries.

They're not cooling her off they just don't want to take risks with her. The moment they brought her back for house shows after recovering from a concussion she got another concussion. They probably think she's injury prone now.

"40 y/o man" user
You couldn't be more wrong I'm a boomer and Asuka mark (bring on the yous)
Lacey just looks like a middle aged man is all. Someone said she is 26 or something.. yikes.

>Lacy won’t debut a Blue Thunder Bomb called Little Boy and once Asuka kicks out she hits it from the top rope with it becoming Fat Man
yes I know that little boy was actually the more powerful bomb

oh I gotcha, my bad yo. I guess I did kind of go off on ya. I just get kind of tired of all the shit posting. But I guess I ended up shit posting myself

sorry.

holy based
I'm glad to have you on this board friend, apologies also if I offended you

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the women's division is bad enough but can't they throw a bunch of money at someone who is already built up like trish or nikki bella to face asuka at mania?

AMEN. She is worst than Lacey

She is injury prone. One more bump and she turns into Paige

>She is worst than Lacey
Lol no she isn't.

It's been all head injuries, in before Lexi becomes Benoit.

That's the sperg from the Bliss general, don't bother replying.
>the pig is in the enclosed pool area

nah you didn't offend me we were both just dicking around. All good.

Yeah i'm actually from /x/ originally but I started going here because I didn't realize this was a pro wrestling board. But I dig it, yall are way fucking nicer than those dicks on /ck/.

Isn't the guy that is wwe champ right now have like two decades worth of concussions?
>one more bump and she's Paige
Nice job exposing yourself as a dumb simp. Paige's neck was turning into sawdust and no doctor would clear her. Bliss has wrestled 2 matches since getting cleared and in one of them got tossed around by Nia and is scheduled to return to the road this weekend

Really just idiots here that have zero idea what they are talking about. Once you are cleared of a concussion you are 100% clear.

You're right, but having a bad concussion does make you more susceptible to them in the future.

asp is probably the best of Yea Forums right now, people need an outlet to shitpost and come together yet they also need a common ground - a glue if you will to keep them together and a foil to the madness of the human mind
be it heel or face we keep the madness turning and provide an alternative to the mundane for better or worse

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She may be cleared, but if you think she's robust to last in the ring, she's not. She's a singles Nia Jax match away from retirement. There's a reason she wasn't in the Chamber match.

>life is a work

>Thread about Lacey
>rent free shows up and starts seething about Bliss
Every time.

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How about Asuka and Lacey join forces and Asuka wear back her Nazi ring attire??

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Why would an all American military girl team with a Nazi Jap? Or are you one of those people that thinks traditional=nazi?

First act of partnership is to annex Lana.

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Oh god the fury from weebs will be so good. Lacey is going over clean

She's not even traditional since she fucks non-whites.

Fucking slaves and Indians is as American as apple pie

I thought Lacey was on RAW.

Does nobody give a shit about staying in their lanes nowadays? This is ridiculous.

>botch every match
>can't even grab a mic without botching
>comes out to silence
>titleshot
absolute state of this company

I just want to see them do some MILF jav with me playing the role of Mike Adriano.

Lacey is so good lookin

...

Will she?

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Yeah Fatsuka really is WOAT. All the more reason to get the title on a real woman.

holy shit. It is destined. Based Kana returning to actually show the plastic bitches how womens wrestling is done.

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That's how a Southern Belle look you fucking incel