Reminder: This isn't wrestling. It's deathmatch shittery. It doesn't deserve to be called wrestling

I wouldn't do either of these! All this Abdullah the Butcher bullshit needs to die. Find creative ways to work around this stuff. I don't mind simulated stabbings with any item but when you have shit literally sticking out of your head...well its a shoot now, brother.

A Cheese grater bump is about as bad as someone blading.

I'd just let someone staple my mark paycheck to my forehead.

Wrestling cant get any faker than this, in sure there is trick to it like blading. Shit like this is why the civilians dont want to do anything with our business. In a loyal fan but come on lets just stick to suplex and lariatos

Blading is subtle, a cheese grater is just supposed to be visually grotesque. Its cringe inducing.

Its been visually grotesque without being dangerous for the worker. Its literally the point of wrestling to make things look worse then they are.

>I'm so good of a magician, I'll just saw this bitch in half for real.

>if you're all so smart
No one made any such claim.
>how would you fake a fork strike to the forehead, then?
who implied anything about faking anything?

>Some spots just have to be done for real.
and those spots are not pro wrestling

I will not reply to any replies to this post because the form of your questions indicates low intelligence.

>sawing a girl in half then putting her back together for real
>somehow not awesome and better than that second person's legs in a compartment bullshit
Your metaphor is retarded and you're retarded for posting it

First user said that sticking a fork in your head is awesome because it's not fake. What I'm saying is sawing a bitch in half for real isn't fake either, but it doesn't make you a good magician, it just makes you a butcher. Like how sticking a fork in your head doesn't make you an awesome pro wrestler, it makes you a masochist. Being a wrestler is about making it look and feel real & exciting, when it's actually not painful. Much like magic.

Reminds me of that guro comic that sometimes gets posted on Yea Forums

Wrestling is a medium, not a style.

HERE WE STAND

Using plastic shopping bags as a submission hold is my favorite death match spot. The struggle to “break the hold” by attempting to desperately cut the bag is amazing.

t. tin ears

Based and SHLAK pilled

Some spots shouldn't be done. Like sticking a fork in your head. Workings is about making something look real that isn't. That's a shoot and any promotion that wants you to stick a fork into your head can't pay you the kind of money you deserve to do that kind of spot.

I'd much rather watch some yardtard get a fork embedded in his skull than sit through 3 hours of wooden promos and resthold spam.

This. I don’t care about “MUH INTEGRITY AND TRADTIUN IN MUH FAKE SPORT” watching these death matches are fun and that’s all that matter

There's an audience for death match buttfuckery, just like there's an audience for violent and disgusting porn but that doesn't mean its the same shit.

Smut is smut, death matches are not wrestling

Why not?

death matches are wrestling you faggot, and I don't even watch them after my initial interest a decade ago

Nah. I reject your deposit. The shit is garbage. Wrestling is an illusion, that death match shit is smut

wrestling is a medium. death matches are a genre of it

WWF fan =/= WWE fan. 13+