Le bald wacky hijinks man

We call him Becky Lynch

Everyone knows that the matches are the best part of wrestling and characters and storylines and promos are stupid.

Fpbp

If he was drinking craft beer and playing board games youd mark out you soiboy

The glass shattering is over not him

18+

Low T fairies will never comprehend what being a man is.

>Being an abusive alcoholic is being a man
Cringe

This but unironically and non-sarcastic

unironically couldn't get into him as a kid. i had family that were drunk red necks. it was weird for me watching people cheer for that on tv.

>Being a man is cringe
Yikes

>thinks a few beers makes you an alcoholic
Cringe

I got into wrestling in like mid 2000 so I missed his feud with Vince. I was a Rock fan and was pissed when he dropped the belt to a guy that I saw as nothing more than a bald dude with knee braces that drank beer, I didnt get it

>Needing to drink beers after every match
>Drinking at work
>Not an alcoholic

Only braindead rednecks liked him

Grow a dick

Cuckold Seethe Autism.

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because high testosterone fans relate to other high test people.
stop sipping sὁy and one day you'll understand.

The WHAT gimmick was cringe I'll give you that

WHAT?

the other thing i didn't like about SCSA was that his kayfabe power level was so high. once he hit a stunner, whoever took it was toast. this was in an era though where 8 year old me thought every finisher was cool and most looked cooler and more painful than the stunner. i always liked kane.

i bet you can’t even grow a full mustache yet, faggot

You're on a board full of under aged teens discussing a children's show that hasn't been good in 2 decades.

ya seethe?

40 years later and the WWE still hasn't replicated his success.

>40 years later
this is a boomer board but jesus, how old do you think we are, junior?

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>numaletty seething
cringe

>le bald wacky hijinks man
That's not Kurt Angle

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if you only saw him after wm x7, its impossible to understand how bad ass he is

WHAT
Are you still butthurt that s󠀀oy don't draw?
WHAT
I said are you still salty because legumes ain't attracted a God damned dime?
WHAT
I'll tell you what, Stone Cold's f󠀀inna stomp a mudhole in your s󠀀oyhole, and walk it dry!
WHAT
The filter ain't gonna stop Stone Cold
WHAT
The Jannies ain't gonna stop Stone Cold
WHAT
NOTHING, IS GONNA STOP STONE COLD
WHAT
You meme about Vanilla Midgets, but you cry about the summer of '92
WHAT
Well Stone Cold 92 says I just buried your narrow ass!

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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>GOAT promo
>great worker with a broken neck, borderline GOAT before that
>amazing look
>compelling character
>best t-shirt of all time
>main evented best Mania ever
>saved WWF from bankruptcy
>drew the most dimes in the shortest period of time for any top guy
>got a single word so over that people still chant it 18 years later
>incredible mind for the business
>inspired every anti-establishment wrestler for the rest of time
This bait will never work. Stone Cold Steve Austin is legitimately in contention for great pro wrestler who ever lived, and no one who actually watched him at his prime would dispute that. 0/10 trolling

>NOTHING, IS GONNA STOP STONE COLD

Fucking based

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Single handily made being bald and white badass

Is this the GOAT Austin segment?

youtu.be/L5abDK1j5IE

>The filter ain't gonna stop Stone Cold
>WHAT
>The Jannies ain't gonna stop Stone Cold
>WHAT
>NOTHING, IS GONNA STOP STONE COLD
>WHAT
1000/10

50 years later and he still remains the untouched GOAT

>0/10
>make an entire greentext about it
Worked and seething

Alright that's pretty based.

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It was wrestling you simp. Nobody gives a fuck about IQ. We watched him to be entertained.

WHAT?

Nah this is famborghini
youtu.be/ZxStkck80ck

You've never left the US have you user?

It’s actually this desu senpai
youtu.be/tibDfZ0llJQ

>Cringe onions infused bait thread
Please disregard this attention seeking faggot’s unoriginality

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He was cringe incarnate. It's embarrassing enough when someone with a functioning neck like Becky Lynch is doing all this stuff, let alone an indie schlub CAW cripple like Stunning Steve.

B A S E D

>Simp Cuck Stink Autism
idk dude is shoot gay tho

Cuck cold simp autism EXPOSED!
>never drew a dime
>needed vince to carry him as the top star
>hearing impairment gimmick
>shoot cried on tv when he had to put superior talent over
>ran away the second he had to put lesnar over, afraid of getting stiffed
>failed to sell the easiest move there is to sell
>wife beater
>bald
>alcoholic
>not a member of the wrestlers court - less respected than holly or jbl
>stole his finisher from a literal who
>fat
>wheres and earring
>was worried about his wife seeing raven, who has a big dick, naked - micro dick
>ecw reject
>wcw reject
>wwe reject
>tries to put himself over on his podcast by burying new talent
>jannetty to the rock, vince, triple h, savio vega
>failed movie career

WHAT?

Holy fucking ding-dong diddly rent free!
Becking ya to partake in sex with bex

WHAT

WHAT?

BASED

>jobbing to the filter
Kek Bald Simp Autism BTFO

based retard user not exposing the business and openly acknowledging that it's a fucking gimmick

He literally just went over the filter clean and gave it one more Stunner to pop the crowd ya pinhead simp.

huh?

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>phoneposting
you just buried yourself

>being a PCfat
OH NONONONO this nigga don’t ever ding-dong diddly leave his house AHAHHAHA

Based user buttfucking the filter

Unironically worked, heh

>alcohol increases testosterone!

The absolute state of your misinformed and fragile masculanity

Imagine browsing Yea Forums(nel) in public. State of you.

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Being abusive and an alcoholic wasn't what made him a man, you misrepresenting nigger. It was his independence and attitude.

Untouchable, the best Austinpost this board will ever see.

>buries filteretty clean in the ring
>buries cuck OPetty on the mic
>crowd nearly brings the roof down
Absolutely based, Stone Cold forever.

Imagine wrestling without the wrestling. It'd be the worst fucking tv show of all time.

Professional wrestling without the carny shit and kayfabe never never drew a fucking dime and would have collapsed. No one wants to watch two fat manlets hump each other for hours, and this is coming from someone who loves the martial art/sport of wrestling.

>being proud of phoneposting

OOH NO NO NO NOOO

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>leaves the house
>to shitpost on Yea Forums
based and cringe

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Loved his gimmick at the time but in hindsight, holy cringe incarnate

Wheres and earring is literally my favourite Yea Forums meme

>He represents an era that I wish we went back to
There's no chance. We live in an era where "activists" on social media complain en mass to advertisers when something they don't approve of happens. There are pressure groups for everything you can possibly imagine who'll protest, whine and pretend to get outraged about anything at the drop of a hat - and they're considered to be the "good" guys.

>>saved WWF from bankruptcy
Well, you’re not wrong.....