F

E drone cope

he forgot to add and got violent backstage

Is Take chargin $150 for an autograph or picture at this thing too?

Nah, he gets the 25k flat fee. The people paying Taker the 25k keep the $150 per pic.

Business user. Come on.

mmmmmm wouldn't want to mess with that business plan

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maybe he'd actually draw a dime for once in his life by doing that

what's an inscription?

Is there anything he doesn’t get mad at? Just fuck off already.

A sticker with the TAKE logo on it

*lights go out*
*DONG*
*teleports behind you*
*signs your e-drone autograph book*
>that will be $150 dollars kid, nothing personal

>Vince not realising that he isn't immune from receiving pure strikes

He's done it now.

Nope, Vince just puts the gimmik on someone else.
Maybe Bray or A. Black.

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Doesn't he get millions of dollars for like 1 match a year?

>mmmmmmm

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Why did it takes this long for Taker to do bring a cuck?

>Why did it takes this long for Taker to do bring a cuck?

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kek

he's such a geek

150 large ones just to meet a person.
Don't care if it's Taker, Ghandi or fucking Jesus Christ himself, that's fucking absurd.

no what's absurd is the people that line up around the corner for this shit

> “A whole bunch of things have happened in the last week and one of them is whole Undertaker/Vince dynamic, but it had Vince off and because you know there was definite unhappiness about him doing the Starrcast thing and you know why. So there’s that. It’s not that The Undertaker isn’t on the [WrestleMania] card yet as far as I know, but everything changed. They don’t want the perception. They’re not happy about that thing [Starrcast] and they want him — I don’t know that they want him on the [WrestleMania] card, but I know there’s talk of Undertaker on the card, but it’s not like there’s a match set up or anything. It’s one of those things where they’re trying to put something together. Everything is in flux. I thought, ‘Oh [The Undertaker’s] just signing autographs [at Starrcast] it’s a way bigger deal to Vince. The whole idea of you know, Undertaker’s special to Vince and you know, yeah it didn’t go down well with him at all.“

Carder taking over Trips and Steph's position when

What has Mark done for him? He's a grade-b shitter who got lucky that he didn't fit into the turkey suit.

Will Vince pay off Conrad so that Starcast disassociates from AEW?

now he's gonna get a quarter of that to take photos and doesn't have to go to the gym

He gets 25k per hour. Some of his appearances have him booked for at least three to six hours.

youtube.com/watch?v=-1TSpM_zlBM

Be gentle

>That gait
>That awkward looking pose
Christ..
The Cringe is off the scale...

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400 smackaroos after taxes. What a lunatic.

Plus tax... but you also get your choice of a Polaroid with him or autograph too. I might go, this is the first I've seen of that.

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Mmmmmmm tax

Jesus fuck. I did the math and for Carder 's fee to make sense you need to have at least 167 people lined up for Big Mark himself. No way is he drawing that much.

I'll see you at poster's court tomorrow at 6am, don't forget the $170.23 plus $25,000 for my appearance in the thread. Also, bring a handle of Jack for me and a case of beer for the boys and I just MIGHT take it easy on you.

This, look Im a big undertake fan, but unless he is paying back the fans and does it for free, Im not paying that, or waiting in a line. Fuck Im sure if you really wanted something signed by him, bet you can find something authentic online for less.

Fuck if we take taxes and other things that eat at profits they need to get at least 300+ people to pay for Take.

You actually don't think Taker can draw 200 people for autographs? You're worked by Yea Forums my friend.

It's only $150.00 + $20.23 tax for your choice of a polaroid or autograph though

This thread has made some of the worst memes. Brap meme needs to die, Saying the undertaker never made dimes needs to go away. People who cant create an original idea just replying with "Worked" or "Rent free in your head" is Over saturated.

>furious with Undertaker
wouldn't mess with him

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Taketty?

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Whats their source?

Ass

Vince McMahon cantcha read ya simp?

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Vince didn't tell them shit. It's a rumor.

It depends but in most meet and greets ive been to “inscription” is sometimes an official sticker or print of the wrestler’s logo. I usually buy the photo and inscription, since i bouught the inscription i get it autigraph for free

WWE doesn't own the Undertaker character?

WWE owns Undertaker. It doesn't own The Undertaker

kek

If you watch the appearance he made in some guys advert this week , he specifically called himself the Deadman rather than the Undertaker.

Weird that Vince isn't savvy enough to TM basically any recognizable nick of his wrasslers. Although Scott Steiner might make that prohibitively expensive.

>tfw you have tarps at Wrestlemania cause Take won't come back
youtube.com/watch?v=ER07IVqSDw0

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Jesus, look at all the goblins.

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It's not even a rumor, it's a crappy fantasy like everything else the Starshitter says.

American Bad Ass was the death of Mark Callaway.

Based Under Taker

Nigga did you just make that today?

a different user did yesterday. Based though.

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Does he lay the tarps himself?

I'm going to Monday Night RAM in like 3 weeks. I'll try to get there when the doors open to see if tarps are still being laid. Bringing 3 signs w/ my two friends who don't post here and aren't autistic but are going to say (one word each) DING DONG DIDDLY opposite the hardcam, 3 rows on the first rise, so like 10-15 rows back.

Is this Meltzer???? Jesus this person speaks like a complete retard

Don't. I'm beggin' ya. Just the fact you say "autistic" no matter how many years go by that it's used on sites like this it doesn't stop being a radar signal for cringeworthiness.

Tell me this isn't based?

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Based carder

25k an hour, so all those autographs need to be signed per hour he is there

Vince fınna catch these hands.

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that's 2.8 autographs per minute, never gonna happen

>shortaker and fataker

>Doesn't look you in the eye
>Signs his 8x10 "Take" with nothing else in order to save time
>Security forcibly removes you if you haven't followed the signs and were in front of Take for more than 15 seconds

>opponent has done it now
Fucking kek

First of all that isn't perfectly aligned.

Second of all ding dong DIDDLY is ultimately from a mod, a crappy one at that, at the end of the day you're getting Yea Forums moderator culture on Raw and rewarding it not this place's culture.

Third of all posting this place's name just feels like something reddit would do, or wooo would do. The wrestling community here has only even been on Yea Forums for half its existence.

My recommendation: GROW - A - CHIN or GET - A - CLUE

Pretty much, it's fucked that Taker can charge an extraordinary amount of money for an hour of photos in the same way it's fucked that instagram thots get a bunch of patreon dollars for posting selfies, but the problem lies with the people who enable this shit by giving them all the money in the first place.
Like if someone can get a shitload of cash for minimal effort you can't fault them for doing it.

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Bump

>don't use ding-dong diddly because a mod put the filter in place even though it's the most popular term on all of Yea Forums
>use a Kevin Trash quote instead so that nobody notices it's a shoutout at all

Man this cunt makes me cringe.

Book Belle's debut. It also just happens to be the same night that Rikishi returns.