>the fish are fuckable
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FOR ME ITS ARADIA
posting actual fuckable fish
>Character is very boring
>People still like them cause they're fuckable
>Read Act 5 thinking Airbubbles would be a good ship
>Can't even remember a time John interacted with Fef
>tfw Meenah gets better shipbait with John
also we gotta keep this Yea Forums related so what do you want in Hiveswap 3
I thought you posted Eridan from the thumbnail
tfw Hauntswitch is shadow cancelled
Keeping it Yea Forums related:
Why did they ruin best girl like that, with this redesign? Why did they do me like that?
I'm assuming the legit way to unlock the "last" achievement in Hiveswap 1 is to have a Hiveswap 4 save file into Hauntswitch 1, carry it all the way to Hauntswitch 4, and then back into Hiveswap 1. So it would be lame if you just loop from Hiveswap 4 to Hiveswap 1 instead.
Friendsim, much like Homestuck proper, goes downhill once the trolls are introduced.
>make characters fat
>make characters trans
>give girls dicks
I'm ok with them making characters gay, but no one wants this shit.
Why did they make Terezi far?
HUSSIE IZZAT U?
They also made Roxy a nappy headed nigger and Vriska a tranny who would have a mental break down if you misgendered her.
From a canon standpoint, Terezi likes licking shit and Jane likes cooking shit, so if you're GOING to make characters fat, they'd be the top two candidates. But in fiction, side characters should be fat and main characters should be in shape.
Go back to /aco/
>Not liking chubby Terezi
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
>think its going to be a monsterfucker thread
>its actually a homestuck thread
This is such bullshit. Unless you are on the higher spectrum of the blood, and even then, being a troll means living a life of Strife, they have their own method of eugenics and their own "parents" are a threat to their lives, being less than perfectly fit is a death sentence to them, and Terezi is very fit.
Poor guy was knee deep in autistic girl puss. He didn't deserve his fate
Jade has a dog dick, cope
Woah hold up what the fuck are you guys talking about what did I miss?
Hypothetically speaking, if the ownership of Homestuck was handed to Toby Fox out of all people, would Toby be able to write a better story and characters than every other person who was involved in Homestuck's writing?
You're better off not knowing
Terezi, and arguably every Homestuck girl, look better when she's skinny.
If not for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointment.
Feferi, Terezi and Jane are fat in Pesterquest
Roxy is a tranny in Homestuck^2 and Kate Mitchell tried to turn Vriska into a tranny in Pesterquest
Jade has a dog dick as of Homestuck Epilogues
Two based and one cringe, could be worse
Rachel was the best creative input of the comic, and no.
Hi Kate, you still browse Yea Forums i see
Thats not a high bar, so yes
What happened to the guy that was making a game about those three? Is he still working on it?
>but posts BD art
But Hussie hates him
Toby probably doesn't want much to do with Homestuck at this point.
But if he DID write it, I'm not sure. I think the characters would be better written, but he's really bad at exposition, so who knows.
Being a degenerate doesn't put me anywhere near the same level as Kate, fuckass
You ARE taking proper care of your Jades, right anons?
Who's the troll that looks like Vriska in the back?
You could hand homestuck to a group of retarded children and it would end up better than ^2
Play The Genesis Project
please discuss so the thread is videogames and doesnt get cleaned by jannies
>Feferi, Terezi and Jane are fat in Pesterquest
>Roxy is a tranny in Homestuck^2 and Kate Mitchell tried to turn Vriska into a tranny in Pesterquest
So this is what it looks like when the fanbase just completely hijacks a series
Hussie you fuck you need to write a new IP without this bullshit
How would you think this is anything but a Homestuck thread from the OP
He did, it's godawful
A brand new character named Vriska. Say hi to Vriska. I hope you liked the first Vriska and the second Vriska (Aranea) because now there's a third one.
Vrissy, her daughter
I tried when it launched on steam. First time I got softlocked (could get past the portals, since they would just kill me) and lost my disc when I got to the medium.
Second time, the game would invariably crash when entering the medium, so I gave up. Haven't tried since
(Vriska) (i.e., old Vriska) in front, Vriska (i.e., Vriska "Vrissy" Maryam-Lalonde) in back
I forgot about it until user mentioned it just now. Imagine a flanderized Vriska and that's your main character.
shame that HS had gone to shit real quick after it finished.
Psycholonials, he genuinely believes the clowngender shit he made up and latched onto as a substitute for his identity after selling off Homestuck to Viz
Hussie did some shit where he hid toblerones irl in public places and if a fan found it they'd be able to change anything they'd want about the canon of homestuck.
All three people who got them all wished for characters to become trannys: Roxy into a FTM, Vriska to a MTF and John into a MTF.
Roxy trooned out in Homestuck 2 and epilogues, Vriska was retroactively made to have always been a MTF with her route in Pesterquest bringing it up a lot, and John hasn't chopped his dick off yet but he will in Homestuck 2 eventually.
Homestuck 2 also retroactively made Jade to always have had a dog dick so she fucked Rose, cucking Kanaya, so Jade could have her own daughter, Yiffany.
Pesterquest also made a lot of characters fat and made Roxy black despite Roses mom being pure white just like her in Roses route.
>last post august 2021
It's dead jim
Karkat should fuck Terezi
I want to talk with a femanon about homestuck girls i've never read it but the girls are hot
>Homestuck 2 eventually.
Oh my god is this shit really still going
Yeah and John should fuck Rose, what of it.
yes. yes he would
WHOSE THE FATHER
Trolls don't have a father, dumbass
I have nothing more to say, really
Anything and everything to do with new content is dead in the water, Viz Media refuses to publish any more print volumes of the comic, all of the point and click games that were payed for with Kickstarter money almost a decade ago are never happening, Hussie and everyone he ever worked with closely on Homestuck are pariahs and have been laughed out of society at large.
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>Hussie did some shit where he hid toblerones irl in public places and if a fan found it they'd be able to change anything they'd want about the canon of homestuck.
>All three people who got them all wished for characters to become trannys: Roxy into a FTM, Vriska to a MTF and John into a MTF.
The only way Homestuck can be saved is if someone with Tamers-level autism decides to just start acting like they own it and making their own shit.
It's a slim chance, but it could happen eventually.
dev's too busy fucking a jade cosplayer, coward
After the comic all the remaining trolls jerked off into a bucket and used it to restart the troll breeding process, and one of the first grubs born was a genetic duplicate of Vriska (basically, Vriska is this troll’s Ancestor). This troll was adopted by Kanaya and Rose (for some reason?) and became their child, Vriska “Vrissy” Maryam-Lalonde. She is love-dating her uncle, Harry Anderson Egbert, and hate-dating her great uncle, Tavros Crocker (Jane and Jake’s son)
>All three people who got them all wished for characters to become trannys:
Not true. One person wished for the MSPA Forums to come back, so all the old fanventures would be restored.
This was not achieved. Hussie claims the archives were deleted (which would be tremendously fucking irresponsible on his part) but the more likely theory is that he just didn't want to, because he took them down due to the overwhelming negativity about where Homestuck was going.
So she's an unclefucker?
It amazes me how ripe Homestuck, just aesthetic wise, is ripe for so many game types but Hussie fucks up and can't do anything even remotely competent.
>Hussie claims the archives were deleted (which would be tremendously fucking irresponsible on his part) but the more likely theory is that he just didn't want to, because he took them down due to the overwhelming negativity about where Homestuck was going.
It's between Hussie being extremely incompetent or his enormous hatred for anyone that ever read his comic, both being equally probable.
Yes. Despite having an entire planet’s worth of boys to choose from, she’s dating her first mother, Rose’s uncle/nephew, Harry, who is John and Roxy’s kid, as well as Tavros Crocker, who is John’s, once again who is fucking Rose’s mom, genetic brother
homestuck needs a shonen battle anime
its the only way to save it
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He probably figured (mostly correctly) that a point-and-click adventure would be the best option for a freshman attempt at gamedev.
The money got siphoned away and it ended up being all fucked anyway. If he had tried something more ambitious we wouldn't have even gotten parts 1 and 2.
>The money got siphoned away
By What Pumpkin Studios themselves
Are you allowed to make fan porn games using assets from what you're parodying?
>Despite having an entire planet’s worth of boys to choose from
besides the original cast and their kids isn't it just denizens? Can they even fuck?
Also Jade has a radioactive dog penis that she impregnated Rose with because she wanted a child, giving birth to the narritive abortion Yiffany Longstocking Harley-Lalonde.