*gives zoomers confusing boners*
*gives zoomers confusing boners*
Chase Cruz
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Nicholas Ramirez
fuck off test tube baby mass marketer
Benjamin Bell
its just one of those monkey plushies with the velcro hands with an edgy mouth.
Cameron Mitchell
Honestly just a pretty nice scene. I hate everything surrounding this game but the game itself is really well done (well, Chapter 2 is; Chapter 1 was a little too barebones to make a judgement at the time).
Noah Roberts
Fuckin idiot
Austin Lewis
Kill yourself, stop triying to push this shit, shill.
Get fucking saged.
Joseph Brown
I continually return here, and am continually disappointed that no one is allowed to like anything except porn. This thread would probably have less of
this, and more discussion if there was cropped porn being posted to bait people in.
Anthony Sullivan
How much longer is current children’s media going to be for zoomers who are now entering their 20’s instead of the current generation of kids (gen alpha)
Ryder Cooper
The thing is, you like a very shitty thing.
Charles Hughes
Rounding up politicians and locking them in a basement where they're forced to sing the Huggy Wuggy jingle in perfect harmony to earn their freedom.
Ryder Gray
I'm allowed to like shitty things. The fact you criticize me for liking them tells me that you're insecure about your even shittier taste, lol.
Levi Walker
you wanna discuss a game that is just target advertisement for the Zoomer and Alpha generation to uy those stupid fucking cheaply made toys
Logan Sanders
>Bron fans getting teased that he's going to play a part in the second chapter only for him to basically have no role
Julian Morales
For me, its mommy
Landon Gray
I'm not going to be silent any longer.
I want mommylonglegs to fist me.
Jackson Phillips
And people like talking about shit like He-man, Transformers, and other old cartoons, or even Undertale/Deltarune(lol), all of which are vehicles to sell cheap toys to children. Same with comics, etc. Everything is either a product or a service retard, that doesn't mean you have to consume those products, nor does those products existence reduce the quality of the media they're based off of. Stfu.
Owen Kelly
>kissy missy
Surely there's art of her covering the player's face in lots of kisses?
Connor Powell
Sorry pal. No such thing, but there is a drawing of Poppy shitting on Huggy's chest if that helps.
Jonathan Hall
You just admitted that what you like is shitty, but things aren't shitty when i like them.
Parker Price
Are guerilla marketing companies really paying people to go online and ask leading questions about whats giving kids boners?
Colton Moore
Um bros....that's a completely unique render of Kissy Missy not found on any of their social medias. I think OP might be....A MARKETER!
Landon White
Yes, it's bizarre and intriguing, it causes people to give reactions right away.
Ryan Wilson
I'd rather fist her.
Matthew Turner
ok but He-man, Transformers, and other old cartoons have a plot
The garbage you wanna discuss is literately just "AHHHHHHHHHH SPOOKY TOY (buy now at your local retail store) CAN YOU ESCAPE THIS SEXUAL NOODLE WOMEN (only 45.99 at your local walmart super center)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :) (don't forget to watch matpat discuss our game )
Brayden Evans
Just imagine her long rubber spaghetti arm and fist exploring your asshole and then her pulling out and wiping the shit off on Kiss Missy. THAT is perfect.
Daniel Johnson
Sorry, I don't like things getting shoved up my ass because I'm not gay.
Aiden Clark
stop being a faggot
Hunter Myers
Imagine not wanting mommylonglegs to fist you. I bet you don't want to buttfuck Poppy either while she screams about Bron and Catbee.
Kayden Walker
>SHITTY THING isn't shit because I like it
lol, kill yourselves.
Wyatt Hughes
Hey marketer, you wanna explain why you're posting here and not contributing to the discussion? There's some talk about the characters and lore and you haven't said anything.
Landon Reed
>not mommy
Parker Hall
I dont get your point when OP is talking about confusing boners. The thread is still coombait, just about weirder stuff.
Try again later?
Liam Allen
Time to answer the biggest lore question of them all
Which living toy has the most powerful braps
Luis Price
>>SHITTY THING isn't shit because I like it
Yes, what I like >>>> what you like.
Thomas Carter
your game sucks cock, it's unoriginal YouTube reaction video bait for underage kids to watch. nothing about it is impresive and it's cheaply made.
Porn addicted fucks like will only """"Talk"""" about because they wanna bait draw faggots to draw porn of a stick person.
You will not capture lightning in a bottle like FNAF did and you will be regarded as a shit joke like Hello neighbor is and beg Youtuber personality to talk about your game on twitter
The only time anyone will discuss this shit ass garbage game is to Bait for porn on Yea Forums
Adrian Richardson
Looks like you need a Huggy Wuggy!
Levi Morgan
Gen Alpha is growing up on the internet too. They’re indistinguishable.
Jace Jenkins
hahaha imagine them twerking
Joseph White
Zoomers grew up on the good Internet though before Twitter and Facebook raped it.
Chase Baker
Huggy Wuggy: YOOOOO it's hugging time
Poppy Playtime: Oh shit it's Huggy
Huggy: *dabs*
Bron: Bron.
Cooper Sullivan
huh...
Jonathan Parker
DAMN Kissy Missy looks like THAT?!?
Lucas Cooper
if she did, what would you do about it?
Logan Brown
I'd cum and want to play Chapter 3! And buy the merch!
Easton Roberts
"sex definitely sells" deniers, explains this
Ethan Perry
Based OP shilling the game and based replies bumping the thread even though they are seething about the game. I'm going to play it now thanks to this thread! Also Fortnite is obviously the best zoomer turn to coomer game.
Joseph Thomas
>best zoomer turn to coomer game
That's Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Justin Price
Golly I sure hope there's no scene in the next chapter where the player walks in on Poppy violently shitting and has to ensure the stinky smells hahaha that would be a really bad experience hahaha like imagine Poppy trying to say something lore related but her braps keep overpowering her and she rockets off the loo a bit hahahaha
Charles Rodriguez
>FNAF
>literally the sonic the hedgehog of gen z autism included
lol, security breach was a flop btw
Lincoln Gray
>Shows up to open a door, then leaves
>Refuses to elaborate
What's her problem?
Zachary Martinez
Funnily enough, Sonic the Hedgehog is already the Sonic the Hedgehog of Gen Z autism now, hence all the Shadowposters on this board.
Dylan Gonzalez
Me when I can't Poppy Playtime.
Brayden Butler
Didn't this games Twitter account hold an art contest and the winners were fart fetish artists?
Andrew Lee
Sadly there's no farty art in the game.
Ayden Myers
ill jerk off to many things but this creature is not attractive in any way. it's cute in a way though.
Isaac Cruz
Not even, it just exists, its not cute or attractive, its just 'girly'
Jordan Miller
>Shadowposters on this board.
that shit is years old by now
proof that a single autist spamming shit makes retards spam it too
Liam Thompson
Anyone else pop a boner hearing her voice from the cutout?
Andrew Smith
>fart fetish
wut
William Wood
Wasn’t that glitched?
Charles Jones
The best fetish!
Colton Murphy
Mommy long legs wouldn't like you using that language, user!
Liam Lee
Some people are just not Playtime Co material.