Phoenix: Wright it down! I'm your phoenix down! The Ace Attorney is first in town. While you're the ultimate joker clown who treats murders like a merry-go-round. Foul deadbeat junk of a game, so tryhard a tragiCOPEmedy. How'd you defeat Junko again? Oh right tard, just go LOL HOPE EX DEE.
Naegi: What now Monokuma? A body has been discovered? Go take a black and white photo like this old fucking faggot. Tell Maya to stop playing necromancer cuz spirit channeling is de facto cancer. Cross examine this game's budget cuz you know it's gay and cliche. After Mia had kicked the bucket, she should've stayed M I A.
Phoenix: Ghost tricks scare you but not super science? Brainwashing plot devices are shit writing signs. No time for FTE nonsense, I have criminals to catch. No anime flicks, no gimmicks, just my finger and badge. I defended Edgey from his father with a bullet from pap's own pistol. You infected edgy highschoolers with a bull load of pepto-bismol.
Naegi: On the crime scene, you're just a pretend Kyoko. I'm me all the time, see, they call me MANkoto. You're a pathological liar and a goddamn homo. Made one mistake and then you went full hobo. I shoot sick facts out that are bullet proof. My bonds are maxed out while yours went poof. I localized this for you, so don't misunderstand. Last night, I bond burger'd your assistant.
>Last night, I bond burger'd your assistant. KINO Naegi won, without a doubt. Phoenixchuds seething rn
Zachary Bennett
he's gonna take you back to the past
Tyler Ross
rap is cringe
Grayson Scott
WELL I WIKIPEDIA THAT AND YOU WIKIPEDIA CAN'T
Owen Brooks
Toasting in reddit bread
Cooper Murphy
zoom zoom
Henry Gutierrez
Unironically good thread
Jose Ramirez
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY STAR PLATINUM VS THE JEWS BEGIN!
Oy vey, look at the goy that crawled out from the pasture Who would eventually get his ass beat by a pastor But you won't achieve Heaven, so how dare you have the gall To think your Ora Ora Ora can expose my cabal We control the western media, and we control the banks Even the Speedwagon Foundation has been breached by our ranks So think twice about your enemies, think twice about your friends Because who knows just who would sell their soul to meet my dividends?
Yare yare, not even Jotaro can put up with your crap Hermit Purple couldn't find the 6 million's ashes on a map Your whole shpiel is a great big lie you use to stir the pot When you get retconned out of history, I'll say "Araki Forgot!" I bet inside your teffelah, your hook-nose ass is shaking I'll give you a beatdown generations in the making Justice will be served, kike, mark my fucking words On behalf of all the Joestars, you'll get what you fucking deserve!
Your grandpa fought with Nazis, how can I possibly be lying? You think I'd lie to you about my very people dying? Kars? The ultimate lifeform? Even he knows that's a joke For there is one ultimate lifeform and his name cannot be spoke
No way, your god's forsaken you? "Yah weh", he hates your soul You've pissed me off so goddamn bad I'll have to seek parole When I get sent back to prison after I fucking kill you And the history of your people will no longer ----- be continued ----->
We all agree that Western Philosophers vs Eastern Philosophers is the best one right?
Alexander White
my fnaf rap YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a Freddy hat! (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSSS! awesome music plays Me: ya my name is rap pa 3000 and I’ll tel ya da story of fredy pizzeria with a Freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking Chicago all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE! girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAAH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME POZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS me strokes dong mmmm ya it’s fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blonga and frogsssss! With scary sexy animatrons!
Ragnar vs.Richard the Lionhearted is pretty damn good stuff too.
And as much as I hate to admit it, Joker vs. Pennywise is a pretty top tier video.
Jason Evans
unironically a kino thread
Evan White
Honestly there's not a lot of them that I DON'T like, most of them are pretty good at have at least one solid line.
Lincoln Green
>Cross examine this game's budget >cuz you know it's gay and cliche. >After Mia had kicked the bucket, >she should've stayed M I A. Genuinely keked
Parker Morales
john mcclane vs john wick vs john rambo really impressed me recently, they've still got it, terminator vs robocop is great for the same vibe too honorable mentions to >master chief vs leonidas >wright brothers vs mario brothers >abe lincoln vs chuck norris >napoleon bonaparte vs napoleon dynamite >kim jong il vs hulk hogan & macho man for being certified hood classics, plus tony hawk vs wayne gretzky because it tickles my autism in a good way
In all seriousness though Thanos vs. Oppenheimer is one of the best battles that ERB has done.
Oliver Collins
really highlights how much work and research they put into their lyrics and impressions, it's great thanos could've had a stronger second verse but it was pretty dope otherwise
‘You’re a glitchy old man beat left out at sea’ from Ash Ketchum versus Charles Darwin really took me by surprise. That’s a pretty clever line and a pretty clever reference.
Liam Butler
Did you write this yourself? I need to know that before I can decide if this is funny or not.
This is probably one of my favorite. Oppenheimer's voice and lines were insanely good. although, desu, most of their raps were good. the only cringy one was the frederick douglass one, because thomas jefferson literally conceded his second verse completely, even though his first one was better than both of douglass's.
Jonathan Evans
Cease vs Zulu was the best with martin vs Tolkien coming in at second
Gavin James
>After Mia had kicked the bucket, she should've stayed M I A Kino.
Carter Wood
I prefer Ace Attorney but I gotta give the win to Naegi for the M I A bit
