Sam, we have an unusual delivery for you. We need you to make sure that this thread makes it to page 10 and gets 'archived'. Once the 'archive' is in place make sure to link Yea Forums to the chiral network with your Q-pid. There are several 'uuoohh' posters requesting some... odd services from our chiral printers. The information from Yea Forums will also help us understand more of the pre-stranding world, so make sure that they join the UCA by any means necessary.
Be careful on your way to page 10 Sam, there are 'Redditors' browsing the board, who like to 'Shitpost' and derail threads so they get '404'd' instead of 'Archived'. These nameless faceless freaks live for nothing more than to ruin other peoples days. The '404's' come from people just as vile, 'Jannies' who are known to delete threads that don't cater to their personal taste. Luckily we predicted the time they fall asleep, so you should be OK, but as you know you won't be connected to the chiral network until you reach page 10. If you run into them, keep your distance Sam, just like BT's they tend to blow up and destroy everything around them. Can you believe the 'Jannies' do it for free? Worse than MULES in my opinion, at least MULES don't destroy the cargo they steal. Keep an eye out for 'Based' posters, they'll help bump the thread and give you a higher porter when you make it to page 10. Good luck Sam, BRIDGES and the UCA are counting on you.
It is I, Peter Englert, I have but a humble request for you. Of course, I only ask that you bring me the most delicious pizza known on the exquisite site of Yea Forums. I've heard wonders of the /ck/ board, and would like to see how daring and experimental the flavors of Yea Forums would make their way into a wonderful pizza pie. Procure the most delicious meal from /ck/ and I would be eternally grateful.
>before learning you can save-scum in this game >trying to do delivery to other side of snowy mountain >shitload of cargo and a fucking nuke >try the short route >oh fuck oh shit full of BT's >only had 1 case of H-grenades >get my shit destroyed >can't even fight the mini-boss because the nuke gets set off >try the longer safer route >scaling mountains, traversing the snow, going through a the white-out >make it to the top, beautiful >can see the bunker from the top >fuck yeah boi tony hawk pro skater 4 my way down that bitch on the floating carrier >nailing curves and shit >literally 15 feet away from the entrance >hit the tiniest fucking rock the game can generate >Sam fucking wipes out and eats shit >zwwwooop BOOM >have to re-start from the very fucking beginning on the other side of the mountain
Once my car went off a cliff and started smoking. Got out and it exploded
Isaiah Garcia
*skruah* *WA woo WI WA woo*
Sam, we added a cool new feature to your Cuff Links, now you can tell who's responded to you in a thread. Whenever someone replies, you'll see a (you) next to the post, pretty sweet huh? We're all counting on you Sam, I heard that 'Mommy' posting is pretty popular on Yea Forums and, well, since I am Mama I think I might be pretty popular over there. I'll be keeping an eye out for when you link up the Q-pid.
I really enjoyed my second playthrough doing that. Got everything platinumed and 100%. Makes me slow to grab the director cut for a third playthrough but maybe one day.
Evan Torres
If you do ever get the itch the DC is 100% worth it
i jacked off at the thought of delivering her corpse since it doesnt decay and is practically alive you have the perfect sextoy i would NEVER have delivered her
Sam I know you've been delivering packages for 40 hours of game time now but let me remind you of how to deliver a package and what a time limit is.
Grayson Perez
>he doesn't know
Ayden Butler
i don't. i didn't fuckin play it. i put on an 11 hour only dialog video because i didn't wanna do the gameplay, and i kept zoning in and out of it, and all they fucking said was bb my bb bb bb ohhhh my bb
it was so fuckin stupid dude
David Powell
Excellent game. Wish they’d had a bigger budget to just slightly lower the jank but I suspect that is the engines fault
Ayden Cook
>SAM HAS YOUR UNREAD MAIL BEEN PILING UP >SAM HAS YOUR UNREAD MAIL BEEN PILING UP >SAM HAS YOUR UNREAD MAIL BEEN PILING UP check mail >from: doctor butbutt, subject: faaaaaaart 1/11 >1 like received >keep on keeping on
Elijah Gray
jank? maybe the animations are a bit stiff but the game is extremely polished
Jacob Perry
PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHERRRR AND SOOON YOU'LL BE WALKING CRISS THE FLOOOOOOR
Noah Powell
Not him but I will never ever forget every single goddamn time I pressed A to climb a rock on a hill and halfway through the climbing animation Sam just stops and falls for literally no reason.
I liked it. Not the greatest game ever, but I had fun with it. I get why someone that likes fast-paced stuff wouldn't though too. I am also glad Kojima still attempts different kinds of gameplay to advance games as a whole instead of relying purely on previously established mechanics. He has kino moments and ridiculous ones too. Characters are named absolutely absurdly to the point of hilarity, but damn if he doesn't try new stuff. Fighting ghost monsters in a game where you protect a baby and literal deliveries with your own piss, shit, and blood while utilizing terrain as a sort of twist on platforming was unique. Honestly the online kinda ruined a bit. Should have cranked it down a lot so you couldn't zipline halfway to most places. The danger is the fun part. Ridiculoys stories aside, I hope Kojimbo gets to make more new games, maybe with someone else writing the dialogue and naming characters. Just one time.
Anthony Long
>Save scumming faggot
You're going to carry that nuke and you're going to like it
Aaron Howard
Why does he wear the mask? Serious answers only.
Eli Hall
The gameplay is the best part trips man
Colton Williams
i dunno i play a lotta dungeon crawlers that give me that slow dopamine drip "enjoy the atmosphere" type of feel already
Evan Hall
because he is sad
no joke
Jaxon Roberts
is this game worth playing if I want to find out why he is sad? I don't mind simulator games, but I do mind if its short.
Luis Cook
"Live Softman" - directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, directed by Hideo Kojima What the FUCK did they mean by this?
Lucas Adams
yes it is very worth playing. It isn't short, though I guess you could rush through main missions only if you wanted, but it wouldn't be much fun and you'd miss out on a lot of stuff.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Fuck the emails, everyone writes a fucking novel
Brayden Powell
>Game about "connecting America" >Trivializes itself with pizza deliveries and japanese "humor" >Wasted hours of the player with an endless shitty pseudointellectual "deep" storyline inspired by an inorganic mix of whatever anime and Pedowood movie Kojima last watched
don't know the difference between director's cut and original so I dunno
Yes the online is worth it, in fact it is a central focus to the story and setting of the game
Tyler Garcia
it seems that the DC version runs like ass tho. I FUCKING HATE DIRECTX12 GARBAGE AAAAAAAAA
Ian Cruz
DON'T BE SO SERIOUSSSSS
Lincoln Clark
Try VKD3D/DXVK
Bentley Sullivan
Loved this game, just wish Kojima could hire an assistant to just edit him down. >Pacing in story or when you get some gadgets was really off. >Planning for journeys would have been fun if Mules patrolled or weather was actually decently variable. Changing factors on the map ya know. More so than what we got.
Ayden Morris
In off line resources are tighter and the map stays natural looking, in online it gets covered in stuff. I don't think the DC is worth it either but you might as well.
