>*shitty KICKSTARTER-funded chiptune music starts playing*
>I EAT MORE FLOOR CHICKEN THAN ANY VAMPIRE EVER SEEN
>*shitty experience gem drop limit*
>LEVEL UP
>LEVEL UPPPPP
>LEVEL UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>*shitty ten minute chest opening animation*
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>*30 minutes game ends*
wow, truly GOTY. Thank you poncle for your truly groundbreaking ''''''game''''''
It's GOTY because every other game has been shit.
>comfy kino survivors thread
Based
Post you're builds, lads
>library
post immediately discarded
I've seen a popular streamer play it for 20k viewers so it must be good
filtered
library is literally too easy
This game is so fucking hideous.
Elden Ring mogs the shit out of this garbage flash game
You can skip the chest animations, except for the lucky chests.
>$3 game has very simple gameplay
dang that sucks man, I'm should make a thread on Yea Forums seething over it
You're supposed to play it on a CRT
Vampire Survivors is based and I'm tired of pretending like it's not. You are mad and probably gay.
Elden Ring is a joke
I think it's pretty [s] fun[/s]
I like the new Character. I hope they don't rebalance the game too much with the Arcanas and make Death an actual boss fight instead of some autistic 4 hour challenge.
That looks very gay
>4 hour challenge
fuck that just do the clerici strat
fuck just edit the save file and unlock missingno
>brother walks into room where her sister is sucking cock
>joins in
>by sucking cock
Gee
>Elden ring mogs the shit
Shit with sprinkles is better than shit I agree
That's not the same character though. I wish they'd add a way to unlock him without fiddling with the game files
Is it true that the creator uaed to program gambling machines? Because it makes a lot more sense knowing that. I feel like playing this triggers gambling addiction and don't enjoy playing unless it's in short bursts.
Yep, they worked for a small North Dakota company that programs over 60% of the slot machines used in the US.
Different years you stupid bitch
The point is that missingno can kill death very easily.
>buy flash game for 3 bucks
>have fun for a few hours
>check it once in a while when it gets updated
wow I've been fooled, thank you user. I'll stop accidentally having fun
He could very easily turn the gameplay into some new form of pachinko with some tweaks to the gameplay and progression.
That would be fine by me. I want games to fun. I don't give a shit if they're psychologically raping me, especially if I only have to pay 3 bucks for it.
This post might read as sarcasm, it isn't.
I really don't understand why people like this game. It baffles me. In way it kinda reminds me of Dusk, in the sense that it deliberately goes out of its way to be visually revolting and invoke an era of shitty graphics that really never existed.
its fun
try to pull your head out of your ass for 2 minutes
More particles. I can still see the player.
>*shitty ten minute chest opening animation*
PRESS
ESCAPE
YOU FUCK
i hate video games too, Yea Forums
can't, head too big, ass puckered too tight
It's like crimsonland but ugly
It was fun for a bit but the drip fed content they add doesn't change the game enough fundamentally and just provides more means to break an already easy game.
I tried to do a sustain build with Clerici but the last minute fucked me over so badly. Nothing was being knocked back.
Or right click. The only one you can't skip is the massive one with 5 items.
>Calling filtered on the easiest map.
But also the whole game is easy it plays itself
Things can't really be knocked back if there are other things behind them. You also need some damage to survive.
Lamao. This retard doesnt know you can skip the chest opening animation
how
Pressing esc skips the animation
I wish the game would say somewhere
>literal flash tier game
>people actually give a shit about this type of stuff after 2011 and in fact pay for it
Who the fuck plays this on a keyboard
Its the B button on bone controller
>talking shit about flash games
Better watch where yo walking nigga
I bought this game because it was so cheap and everyone else seemed to be loving it.
The dev should be proud.
Never even booted it up but I will right now.
me on the left
>31 minutes
So you just stack revives?
And fuck them for removing items after you max them out, going beyond the cap was nice.
Library is too easy
Thanks, I got new material now.
>The new character's item is strictly superior with gamepad because it can fire 360 degrees
This is unjust
Playing this on controller is a great way to get carpal tunnel. Keyboard is 100 times comfier.
>Pick up chest, fully leveled up and waiting to upgrade weapons
>Get this instead
Wtf. Its not like you press anything other than movement, which is more relaxing on a pad
>Getting filtered this hard
Lol imagine crying about a $3 game. Holy fuck, kill yourself kid
I've gotten to 29:30 like 5 times but never to 30:00.
Bone zone is no fucking joke.
Why won't you just die
He has 655k x your level in health, do the math
Nah I got Death caught in the library shelves. Using Lancet and Laurel for survival incase I fucked the positioning or got an unlucky spawn.
>8:18
Upgrades don't spawn until 10:00
You can't evolve before 10 mins.