>Let's make a Switch but without any of the charm that made the Switch special
Let's make a Switch but without any of the charm that made the Switch special
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what the fuck the charm is that it isn't a switch you dumbass
I think you're referring to the soul and the Switch doesn't have one.
>any of the charm that made the Switch special
that's a weird way to spell "locked down, cucked operative system"
deck has soul. It fulfills the promise of the Nvidia shield and isn't shit
Anyone know if us after Q3 anons have any actual shot at getting it? It says OCT at the earliest, but I hear they haven't even gotten through the first minute of sales from when it went up for preorder, how in the hell do they expect to ship if they're that far behind?
still buying one
I only want one because I want
>all Monster Hunters
>All fire emblems
>all resident evils
>all Metroid
On ONE fucking device and emulation is the only way to go
Switch chads and diapers friends, we just keep winning!
Q2 fag here and I still haven't even received an email. You're probably fucked
>but I hear they haven't even gotten through the first minute of sales from when it went up for preorder
user they're already well into hour 3, if not more since I haven't checked since I got mine last month
I'm in the same position, I hope it comes before my birthday next month at least, I kind of thought it'd be last month till the month was nearly over.
What would be charm?
The wii u ports?
Worst in the series for a lot of their franchises?
Charging you for your own internet because they were worried people wouldn't pay for the virtual console subscription?
Genuine question I have a switch and I don't get the appeal
What fucking charm does the switch have?
The controllers were a gimmick that they didn't even manage to exploit, the dock is retarded as somehow everything looks more blurry in "1080p", and basically portable is literally the best way to play shit.
It's stupidly underpowered too, even for nintendo standards.
Even the 3DS, despite the fact that the 3D gimmick was worthless, still had the DS' gimmick of a second screen with touch controls to carry it.
The switch is fucking soulless.
>T. has a switch.
I get what you mean, I thought like that before it happened to me.
For context though, I haven't been in a proper poly relationship yet, but I'm open to it and don't regret it either.
I also used to be devastated (and still am) when someone I'm interested in doesn't correspond my feelings and just dates someone else.
But once, my partner of a couple years confessed me she was starting to crush for a classmate of hers. But she still loved me and she wouldnnever do anything to break our relationship, and she was so worried I would be upset or something... I trusted her, and honestly after only a few minutes of introspection, I found myself supporting and encouraging her. I didn't feel less loved, I felt no jealosy or heartbreak as long as she was still there with me. I realised for me, romantic relationships aren't different from friendships in the sense that people can have several friends, and that shouldn't make you jealous. If my best friend meets some other person and invites them to our online games sometimes, the more the merrier right? Or if my friend tells me about someone they met and spend time doing X activity together, I never did with my friend because I'm not interested in that but they both are having a great time... I won't be jealous, I'll be happy for them.
So, with partners I feel the same.
In the end my girlfriend wasn't brave enough to try her shot, and nothing ever happened, and we fell apart years later, but I'm still on friendly terms with her to this day.
>0.01 have been deposited into your stream account
>but without any of the charm that made the Switch special
you mean rereleasing 10+ year old games for full price with downscaled graphics?
lmfao get fucked steam even has sales and I can emulate games instead of paying $30 for fucking mario kart 1996
>Charging you for your own internet because they were worried people wouldn't pay for the virtual console subscription
What?
Yeah, the whole reason for double dipping on online was they were worried people wouldn't pay for Tetris 99 and virtual console as it's own subscription thing.
>without any of the charm that made the Switch special
Be more specific
steamdrones can't waggle their wigglers. This is an Epic loss for them and therefore they are cringe
>Instead of making a new thread
Can i get some recommendations for games that are fast to play like on work breaks or lunch?
I've been enjoying Expendabros and Worldbox but could use some other ideas
just get a switch
detachable joycons for one. not a fanboy or anything, but i do think valve should have included them. it's probably patented honestly.
>>Let's make a Switch but without any of the charm that made the Switch special
>charm
Where is the charm? Where is the... anything? This is so sad. Compare that to all the character the 3ds had. Every icon would play a jingle and show an animation. There was music across the home screen, folders, I bet it'd even have bluetooth bluetooth earbuds were common back then.
This tablet is the antithesis of "charm." It has as much soul as a Kindle tablet 5 year olds are given to watch fetish videos.
Nuclear throne has pretty brief runs if you don't get zany and do like 7 loops.
>have 600 games in steam library from 10 years of summer and winter sales
>oh yes i should play it's a me mario
you don't get it
I'd use mine to do FFXIV dungeons, a Killing Floor/2 match, an Outer Wilds loop, any Doom level or just continue a VN if I had one now for work breaks. I was playing PLA before on my Switch during breaks and it was good. Any job worth a damn will give you at least an hour lunch break.
The Switch isn't the only console that lets you play mobile games.
The joycons fucking suck. They lose their charm after the first few months of owning a Switch. I haven't detached mine in years because I either play portably or leave it docked and use real controllers with my friends.
>charm the switch had
What charm? It's literally the most default, boring Nintendo system ever, only now you can play games both at home and portably
I think you Nintenfags are just mad that Pc users dont have to wait for shitty ports on inferior hardware just to play games, and at the same time can play all the games worth playing that are on your flimsy little piece of shit through emulation.
Funnily enough 2 of these are Nintendo properties but you can't even play all their games on Nintendo's hardware, but you can on Valve's. Stay mad switch cucks.
This. God even the shop is just drab as fuck. Why is everything silent? Compare that to the Wii U
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Even the fucking Wii U had more 'magic' than the switch
Loop Hero, Rogue Legacy 2, The Void Rains Upon Her Heart and A Robot Named Fight are all great games that can be played a little bit at a time.
Loop Hero plays pretty well once you get used to the touchpads.
I will buy one because
1) Its a $400 NUC
2) I WANT FUCKING PORTABLE SA2B.
3) I hate nintendo.
>PORTABLE SA2B
Nice
>charm
nintendo hasn't had "charm" since the gamecube, you're just basedfacing over dumb gimmicks and brand identity
Based
The Wii has soooome charm with the Miis and TV channel memes
Very sterile but pretty relaxing, I love the ambience
???
The Wii is one of the most charming Nintendo UI's, there's tons of small little details and cute quirks, and every menu has it's own music
By charm do you mean crippling hardware shortcomings that make nearly every game released run like shit?
using gyro on that unwieldy thing isn't going to compare to joy cons anons. might as well not play anything in first person at all.
gimmick trash with a list of good games I could count on one hand
Boy that is a shame, if only it did something crazy, like play nearly every game nintendo had out at that point.
I love the wii. Such a kino console. It even had better exclusive versions of games like force unleashed.
Ultimate Alliance, Red Steel, wii sports...
Thanks, I'm gonna check all that shit out now.
Mods seem to work fine. I had lighting fix + Chao World Extended + improved Knuckles radar + physics mod to make Tails and Eggman fast like Gamma from SA1.
I just want Wetrix being playable on it.
DUDE I HAVE 600 GAMES ON STEAM. I DON'T CARE ABOUT FUCKING GYRO
I've been playing TF2 on it and it's great, not sure what you mean
The weight distribution on the Deck is good. I used Gyro on Wolfenstein New Order + Old Blood + New Colossus. I could flick the unit slightly up and get free headshots, especially in the latter two. Pretty cool stuff.
I can try to test it out right now if you'd like. I'm not really doing anything and I prefer sincere posts to bait ones. 1999 on PC sound right to you?
What about the fixed cutscenes mod?
This one is buggy. If you have the Dreamcast opening on it, it'll crash on startup. Other cutscenes seem to work fine and the Linux guide for SA2B modding indicates some people have had more success than me. I guess it's best to say your mileage may vary. Too buggy to recommend.
what "charm" there both mass produced pieces of Chinese plastic crap, if anything theres more "charm" to a steamdeck then a switch because its more open about what the user can and cannot do with its hardware and what software there allowed to run, if you define "charm" as which one is more compelling then being able to change my os with a flick of a switch without needing to get a specific serial numberd model is a damn compelling reason!
the issue is:
>it recognize only two resolutions in windowed mode: 320 and 640
>it's the best tetris like ever
that's cool man but quit yelling before you wake your mom up
That is a known problem in windows too.
What's PLA?
The joycons are the worst part of the Switch, besides the obvious, they're expensive as fuck to replace and gives you a poor excuse of a dpad. Im glad they gave us the option of a Switch lite but you can't use docking or rumble on that version. Being detachable is pointless as my friends would bring their own controllers (or switch) anyways.
Is that a huge issue? GameScope hooks into windowed games. It looks a little funny but seems playable to me.
Has anyone tried kingdom hearts on proton?
It's time to settle this once and for all: Steam or GOG?
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The WiiU had more soul than you'd even begin to comprehend.
God even the Vita, despite being a massive failure, had so much soul in it's own right, not even just in comparison to the switch,
>steam thread
>ctrl f "artifact"
>nothing
What the heck