Going to Freckle Bitches. You want anything?

More of a Tits and Grits kind of guy

Holy shit, this design is perfect. Infinitely better than that generic robot maid from a while ago.

why is she holding a plunger?

What the fuck were they thinking?

L I T E R A L L Y
soulless

Something like "sirs our game is of the modern please sirs buy".

>generic robot maid from a while ago
?

Are you blind?

Freckle Bitch's is too childish or offensive, but 420 is fine?

>those sexy commercials from the first game

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I like their menu, got some tasty stuff on there. Their soups sound good

He's talking about Nadroids

Bro you don't get it that's the funny meme number haha

CHILI

can't piss off the twitter trannies

I hope the game is woke so I can kill people shouting BLM and ACAB and shoot up a gay bar

Did it to appease investors from BlackRock

Oh, also kill abortion protestors

There's one bitch. "Freckle Bitch's", possessive. The freckle bitch owns this place.

Wendy’s girl is better

ywnbaw

>LadyTroons

forgot pic. It's Rim Jobs to Jim Robs

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based Kingler
Hammer those troons

Foreshadowing of what the new game will be and need to get it out of our heads.

Because the food is shit

>completely ruins the tongue in cheek aspect
What a fucking retarded ass shitfest this game is becoming. The lack of subtlety is the fucking joke, how do these retards not see this?

Hahaha cinema420 hahahah d00d w33d

the jokes were too offensive, they've been altered to appeal to a wider audience

That's what ruins things, SR was never supposed to be for everyone

What commercials?

this reboot is completely soulless either way

yawnfag

I hope that entire audience get's ass cancer

yeah, like the signs are something you could easily mod back to crude on PC but I don't think any amount of mods are going to fix the entire tone and writing of the reboot. the whole thing just looks like a shitshow

Based kingler killing that mutt

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The first four are from SR1, the last one is the old bitch from SR2.

>Rim Jobs to Jim Robs
They should at least make Jim black.

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Yeah I'll get uhhhhhhhhh a funbag

Freckle bitch gf and a vanilla shake thanks.

>I'll give you 10 billion dollars fresh from the money printer to censor that logo. Sound good?

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>the paint damage from people pissing under the sign

>happily murder civilians and your enemies
>sex bad though
LAND OF THE FREE

Is that wider audience too dumb to figure out what you get when you swap the R and J around?

If this is supposed to represent the contemporary millennial design they're going for then i want to go back to 2000's kino.

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American society is collapsing

based crub.

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But this way it's funnier, just like bleeping out obvious swear words.

This man is a blight on western civilization. He must be removed.

I think it's a Wendy's parody to be honest with you.