Would you name your kid after a videogame character?

You should run all your ideas by Tyrone first and only take his three best oks to your wife. It would save you all a lot of time.

my wife has a plan B/abortion fetish so I probably never will be able to. we literally get done getting a fetal lump flushed out of her and she wants me to go find a park to creampie her in. we have to drive out of state to get them done now because the local planned parenthoods refuse to treat her now

jesus christ.

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He's a redditor.
reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/trxayc/this_month_i_turned_17_i_just_realize_someone/

I know several people with anime or video game tattoos

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That's not mutually exclusive with posting on Yea Forums anymore.

You're a cuck if you don't name your kid after yourself, or your parents, grand parents, great grandparents etc.

How many kids do you think are out there and named Anakin?

I fucked chicks with anime and game tattoos.

Jesus Christ no user that is in no way one of the acceptable ones, and I'm also going to masturbate to the thought of your daughter because I've grown to hate the actual character enough to no longer be able to beat it to her

Didn't a bunch of parents name their kid Dovahkiin? I honestly don't mind that much if you name you kid after a pop culture thing so long as you edit the name into something kinda normal like said

You lucky son of a bitch

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Living the dream.

I named my daughter Lucina

I don't want to date or rear chicks who would fuck you, user

Nice try Sephiroth.

>His parents raised him as a Redditor
Cps should get called on them

For me, it's:
Girl: Alice
Boy: Alexander

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does she like Spiderman?

why not just sterilize her? she can get herself killed

Lucina's fine for the kid but nobody likes lucina for non waifufag reasons so I would be concerned if I was your wife

Someone on Sonic Cult (Sonic fansite) called their kid Yuji Naka some years back. Wish I was kidding.

We named our kid after a mythical warmaiden and turns out there are bunch of final fantasy characters that share the same name.

based seph. as someone with an equally weird name I always get angry at those "OMG HE'LL HATE YOU AND HIS NAME FOREVER" people because it's just not true.

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>Only posts made on the account are just him claiming to be sephiroth in a few threads a month ago and then nothing else.
Shit's either fake or it's a burner account and he doesn't actually frequent the site.

nigga went and named his kid cactuar lmaooo

Actually it was Tonberry.

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>tfw that was the exact same hospital my grandma died in

>same year no less

I wonder how Reimu is doing.

>Impregnates a woman
>9 months later name the kid Sephiroth
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

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My mum used to work in a school and there were kids named after game of thrones characters.

Bros... I don't think Sephiroth's doing too well

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Why yes, I named my first born after a video game character because the bitch wouldnt get an abortion and i ended up leaving anyways. How could you tell?

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>dad left 5 years later
I wonder what FF games were out at that ti-

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>xiv is almost 12 years old
What in the name of fuck

>he's a redditor
>his dad left when he was 5
>he's almost old enough to start posting here
he's going to cast fucking meteor on all the kids at his university

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I don't expect to have the option. My mom lost custody of me when I was pretty young and I was fostered for a while and eventually adopted so I know firsthand what good adoption can do and plan to pay the kindness forward by adopting kids of my own. Within that, if I have the option to help a kid with a name I can connect to videogames like say "Jack" or something, they might get some unfair attention

I named two of my daughters after spaceships in eve online for the laff

no regerts desu

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>adopting
user, you should have kids of your own.

stop posting this
its widely known that the parents renamed him not long after getting their free shit from Bethesda
kids name is something boring now like Scott or Jamie

>dad left after giving him a shitty name
lel

>anymore

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Better have been Orca and Armageddon Navy Issue.

>you can call me Ani for short

>Nichol & Charles's
>Charles can be shortened to Chuck
>he came from Chuck's seed
>he ate Chuck's feed for five years
>but then Chuck left him
>now he's formerly Chuck's

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Jack is a pretty inconspicuous name at least. nobody would even be able to tell what game specifically it came from unless his middle name was Raiden, or Garland. or something like that.
At least it isn't as bad as naming your kid 2B johhnson

You're not the first person to tell me this, but I just genuinely don't have any drive to. It's not like I'm so proud of my own lineage that I have to see it live on, I've been disconnected from it for 20 years at this point. What I feel passionate about passing on are things like values, and if they wind up in someone with hair like mine or not it doesn't really change them.

>And he said, "Son, this world is rough
>And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
>And I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along
>So I give you that name, and I said goodbye
>And I knew you'd have to get tough or die
>It's that name that helped to make you strong"
>He said, "Now you just fought one heck of a fight
>And I know you hate me, and you got the right to kill me now
>And I wouldn't blame you if you do
>But you ought to thank me, before I die
>For the gravel in ya gut and the spit in ya eye
>'Cause I'm the fucker that named you Sephiroth."

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>The state of the Final Fantasy was so bad it caused a diehard fan that named his kid Sephiroth to abandon his family
That kid should probably sue Square Enix.

kek im surprised somebody else remembers this

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>kid
Fucking hylics