Grill joins the guild

>t. incel

t. projecting
I literally had sex less than 4 hours ago.

lmao

fucking kek. by her own admission she leaves a trail of destruction in her wake.

My gf is currently sucking my dick and I wholeheartedly agree with you.

>Charcoal grill joins the guild

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Whoa baby

Western civilization unironically failed the moment we stopped gatekeeping women from our stuff.

>always makes noises that make me hungry and not want to play

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>spend years playing mmo with someone
>decide to meet up just because
>they are biological grill and I had no fucking clue
>just thought I was gaming with a total bro for years
>mfw

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>milf joins the guild
>she sexts and sends nudes
>she thicc af
>infighting destroys guild
>3 guys in guild keep in touch with her
>they get to bang her in the next few years

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>that gunt
kill yourself

>girl joins the guild
>shit's fucked
>find out you're surrounded by simps
>it's ogre

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>they don't know that you're a woman
>become one with the guys
Hehehe

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fat "people" are disgusting

>likes fat hags
>talks like a retard
Not surprised in the slightest.

>He's a member of a guild
>He plays mmorpgs
ngmi

>tehehe pick me!!!
no, you're not a woman troon

>"Bogdanoff, he's farming the rare drop."
Set the drop rate to 0%.
>"The tank just pulled the boss."
Disconnect him.
>"He's mining for materials."
Put 20 Chinese bots on each node.
>"His guild is becoming competitive and is full of fun banter and camaraderie."
Let "her" in the guild.

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I wonder if the bogs ever played an mmo

Yeah, not anymore! I am ftm now

>join a guild
>hey get on discord, bro
>/gquit

true, guy n gals can never be friends. leave one of each in a room long enough and they will either fuck or kill each other.

>jew joins the guild right after
>the both of them only PvP against each other, jew always loses

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Never saw the point of joining a guild when shit like group finder exists. Is it just the social aspect now?

Femanon here

Maybe you incels should have sex instead of complaining on the internet lol

Maybe you should go get raped by wild animals and YWNBAW

well at least you kept your wizard powers... right?

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Don't mind them sis, they have never been near a woman before. The larping is cute though

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Tl;dr hehe

>nature's perfection
I'd just like to interject for a moment and say that women are not perfection. Raping them with my penis is.

based AND redpilled

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Why are you guys so scared of us? Girls can be nice

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They can, but they don't choose to be. Even to the Chads she's only interesting in how deep his pockets are and how hard he can split her every other night.

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>Sheckelstein leaves the guild

There's not enough estrogen or jewish doctors in the world to turn you into a woman.

Oh yeah? Then why does it say "F" on my driver's license?

Yeah, you seem like a loser. I would definitely bully you

Because you're a horrible person

does Cat Grill Friend make good quality food?
how often can I eat their cooking?

might just stick with the GF desu, but it's a toss-up

Because somebody thought to entertain your delusions.

Jokes on you, being bullied by girls is my fetish.

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no_

Of course I am, why else would a girl be here, hehehe

his food is second to none and cooks whenever you're hungry because he's a good friend

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>the guild master's grill friend joins the guild

>ze BoS dropped?
>alert ze hunters, activate ze need roll protocol