IRL bosses thread
IRL bosses thread
Dylan James
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Cameron Johnson
Isaac Johnson
>I’m going to ‘wet’ my appetite with your soul
Luke Mitchell
>I'm going to EXTINGUISH you!
Nathaniel Collins
>just buy thunder scrolls from the first town for 5 copper each and nuke him down before he even hits phase 2
people had trouble with this boss??
Nathaniel Adams
Probably a mini boss desu
Blake Cox
>tekitekitekidesuda?
>HUH
Oliver Bell
why is he walking around with his baby dick dangling out infront of children?
Landon Peterson
>purposefully soaking your clothes for firefighting
terrible idea
Joseph Reyes
exhibitionists are odd
Brandon Lopez
ENTER
Liam Myers
Christian Kelly
MY BROTHER
COME JOIN ME
IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER
Jose Anderson
Ryan Collins
needs sound
Joshua Turner
Ethan Flores
Blake Watson
>when npcs have really strong headtracking
Christian Murphy
Brandon Russell
>"COME ON, BOY!"
Easton Rodriguez
>this theme plays during battle
youtu.be
Adam Thompson
Who'm?
Jaxon Murphy
Thomas Gray
What a ballsy individual
Would be a shame if...
Josiah Walker
Daniel Bennett
I put it in the filename my nigglywiggly
Dominic Harris
Christian Evans
>No sound
You had one fucking job and you fucked it up.
James Bennett
zoro if he monke
Christian Ortiz
Jackson Jenkins
I wonder what he does through a normal day and what he thinks about.
Noah Perez
Way to out yourself as a guidefag
Jordan Stewart
mr kojima is that you?
Carter Mitchell
>no ass
every fucking time.
Bentley Mitchell
>Hello, and welcome to my domain. It is unfortunate, human, that you have stumbled here, for to enter the land of the Upright Bears is to never return again. Should the outside world learn of our existence they would come for us, put us in zoos and circuses, make us ride unicycles. However, we will honor your body by eating you crotch first while we pin you down under our paws. This is how we pay our respects to your people when you witness our glory. Let us begin.
>Waltzing With Bears techno remix starts
Aiden Reyes
Im imagining a boss fight that makes people laugh
Matthew Brooks
Vampire the masquarade bloodlines secret boss
Jayden Thompson
kek
Juan Moore
>blocks your path
Angel Cooper
Go touch grass
Andrew Harris
Jackson Martinez
Aaron King
coffee, meetings, eating with cabal bros
Leo Jones
double boss fight
Eli Rodriguez
the fat mexican demon from God's Hand fits perfectly.
Nicholas Edwards
cringe what the fuc
Brayden Ortiz
I wish the bears will say sorry just before the health bar goes to zero and we can become friends. Then there could be fun sidequests of saving captive bears and returning them to the bear village!
Zachary Ortiz
superstrength
Benjamin Miller
Angel Gomez
ok what now?
Brayden Johnson
No one can stop him
Cooper Barnes
>Boss has an altenate version
Gavin Clark
Bentley Richardson
>using thunder scrolls
You didn't beat the game
Owen Hughes
is that a rubber/pig iron composite?
Angel Edwards
>it's a fight against a while horde
Gavin Jackson
holy shit someone needs to put this retard down
Leo Reed
Realize that on she has a decent ass, and women extremely rarely have asses like your video game women.
Kevin Rivera
how do you go to work every day knowing you are building a death trap.
Ryan Sanders
Michael Nguyen
>its ANOTHER fat boss and skinny fast boss duo
getting really tired of this trope
Jaxon Morris
kek
David Russell
buildings collapsing are good for business
means your job is secure because you'll have to rebuild it eventually
Daniel Flores
Christian Nguyen
Noah Green
his cleanest shirt
Michael Brooks
>good body
>too skinny
>butterface
heck
Jacob Johnson
retard
Brody Young
Joshua Scott
Brandon Allen
It's the chineseium that powers their industrial machine
Bentley Cooper
ENTER
Alexander Price
Sebastian Wright
>you can pass a speech check to avoid fighting the bosses
Nathaniel Turner
Ssunbiki
William Hall
No. Touch ass.
Brandon Barnes
look again, it has no definition, no form, it doesnt stand out.
Christian Ross
>the main character from the last game is the final boss
David Morgan
>you can pass a speech check to avoid fighting the bosses
Daniel Gonzalez
Just because its actually a toned ass instead of a cellulite filled cottage cheese selection platter doesn't mean she has no ass you fat retard
Carter Perez
Yes, have sex.
Charles Richardson
Angel Sullivan
Are Yea Forumstards actually this delusional?
Luis Reyes
>when is a gift not a gift
Adrian Nguyen
James Perez
Aiden Walker
Eli Young
>ugly face
>black boyfriend and child
Adrian Harris
Touch ass.
Carson Lewis
They're chinks. Their entire economy is run on scams. I'm not even joking, go look for the archive of the steel trader user in China from /k/
Aaron Nguyen
Andrew Davis
Average /fit/ poster.
Leo Ward
>ally gets possessed by demonic forces
Jacob Lewis
>boss enter second phase
Jace Campbell
Soon
Angel Torres
Matthew Rodriguez
seals are so cute bros
Andrew Kelly
Not with that cuck mindset.
Parker Jones
>black boyfriend and child
?????????????????
Nicholas Gonzalez
Christopher Green
You really gotta wonder how no looney with nothing to lose has not assasinated one of these niggas yet
Brayden Howard
>neighlien
Ryder Martin
>Lisa, the blob has got me! Don't touch me or it'll get you too!
Charles Flores
The model. Zienna Sonne.
Grayson Brown
I'm not going to watch AEW
Owen Foster
Cooper Adams
When even post-menopausal wine aunts think you're a joke, it's probably time to hang it up.
Liam Sanchez
heh
Ian Sanders
Kek, one of these days one of you retards is going to self-reflect but the day doesn't seem to be today
Landon Turner
Is that the legendary chinesium?
Ian Diaz
I can never remember how it really is. She's looking down or something.
Jonathan Gomez
Kevin Cook
>spec fire
>all enemies susceptible
>game puts this unavoidable fucker in
IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT ITS ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY
Leo Sanchez
Jonathan Powell
???????
Oliver Martinez
>I want to try intimidation
>You must roll a perfect score at disadvantage
>I want to try intimidation
>Ok...
Oliver Powell
Daniel Green
>boss is unassuming
Justin Kelly
Adrian Stewart
>what happens when you redeem
Nathan Rodriguez
Sebastian Murphy
Blaidd...
Isaiah Long
>I wanna eat him but his singing is just so sweet
Leo Rivera
Ian Hernandez
Quote before the final hit
“Ain’t that some shit!”
Aaron Wood
Tyler Wilson
They have more money than most countries combined. You really think they dont have private security everywhere they go? Imagine the president's secret service but on steroids