Do not interfere, user, your vidya knowledge cannot save the Fiend Princess of Hell from the judgment of an angel such as I.
Do not interfere, user...
Jeremiah Morris
Jackson Baker
I have decided that this tiny protruding bit on the side of your eye constitutes an eyelash
ergo, you are female
Isaiah Young
MUDO.
Parker Miller
good enough for me
Dylan Smith
>Do not interfere, user, your vidya knowledge cannot save the Fiend Princess of Hell from the judgment of an angel such as I.
>your vidya knowledge cannot save the fiend princess
welp looks like I'm out of luck then, sorry princess
Jordan Ortiz
What did the Fiend princess do to deserve this?
>le demon
Not all demons are bad.
Joseph Martin
Yes they are.
Liam Rogers
No they aren't.
Mason Clark
Typical "refugees welcome" fag.
Ethan Morris
Sounds good to me mate
Ryder Collins
>cherub
>obviously a seraphim
Where's your bull, eagle and lion head?
Josiah Robinson
well who am I to argue with that
Camden Hall
Listen pal some of my best friends are demons and they haven't tried harvesting my soul, this idea that every demon is out to get you is just blatant angel propaganda. Wake up sheeple.
Jaxon Morgan
red hands typed this post
Mason Ramirez
Are any of your friends chicks?
Are they hot and single?
And Yes, I am willing to sell my soul to end my crippling loneliness and depression.
inb4 furshit
Jonathan Taylor
You're not a real angel, otherwise I would've already been dead from gazing upon you, as even a tiny fraction of God's almighty spirit would kill a man in mere seconds.
Jack Fisher
You think you can stop me? I'd rather die fighting than let an innocent be harmed!
Cameron Brooks
I'm as human as the day I was born you moron, what would a close minded heavenbot like you know? I bet you've never even met one demon before because you're too busy being a recluse in your basement. You mortals should get out more.
Isaiah Sullivan
>you mortals
Jason Allen
ok, can we marry so we're allowed to have sex
Joseph Ortiz
I'm of course referring to us humans and our ephemeral nature, don't get the wrong idea. I am NOT a demon okay?
Bentley Lopez
>You mortals should get out more.
You will never be a real demon...
Nicholas Murphy
prove that you're not red NOW
Jonathan Cooper
Yeah the angel is a girl, so?
Blake Hughes
>dox yourself NOW
No way faggot like I'd fall for that. Look I get it you're prejudiced towards innocent demons you can just admit it already.
Jack King
Colton Thomas
assuming a Christian viewpoint
demons are inherently evil AND presumably irredeemable (the Bible does not mention demons that much, or offer their viewpoints on salvation)
but they’ve also been punished so not sure what’s going on ITT
regardless, it is inherent that all demons want the objectively least good outcome for you in eternity
>inb4 non canonical demonology fanfiction
t ascribes to divine command theory
Tyler Wright
quote verse where that applies to non-God AND can’t be turned off
Brody Powell
divine booba...
Jack Lee
based rewards await thee of the divine
Nathan Ortiz
Based.
Brody Hughes
You're right. no hot red demon girls would ever post here. I am sorry for being racist
Gabriel Walker
>the angel is a girl
I don't understand why a Cherubim is so far away from the throne of the Almighty, let alone why it is hunting demons when that's the job of the Archangels and the Authorities.
Grayson Nelson
>prince(ss) of hell
>innocent
Nice try, Satan
Cooper Wright
Maybe she was command by God directly to ensure no anons would be ensnared by the demon's whicked deceptions and to bring the blessed anons back with them.
Ian Gutierrez
>no skirts to look up
Well shit
Owen Torres
Jaxson Nguyen
That's literally the job of the Authorities, to ward off evil.
William Sullivan
What comes out if you suck on them?
Kayden Gonzalez
Salvation
Evan Brooks
Oh no. It's a fiend!
Jason Gomez
KILL DEMON
Isaiah Roberts
Adam Miller
Julian Torres
I had a funny one, but that enemy is just to tedious to draw. I'm out.
Cooper Morgan
BuJIN ZOKO
WAGA ZANKANTOU CHESTOO
ware ni atenanonashi!!
Ian Bennett
>the enemy is tedious
The demon isn't that hard to draw though
Camden Perez
>luther the heretic
Juan Foster
Expected plot twist: the 'angel' is actually a demon while the 'demon' is a human cursed to look like a demon.
Actual plot twist: the angel is a hyper advanced robot made by an alien species. The demon is a demon, but is somehow less fucked than the alien species that plans to farm humans as angelrobot making materials.
Either way? Bayonetta/Darksiders time.
Luke Bell
out fucking skilled
Evan Hernandez
are you a girl mr angel
Ian Rivera
>Gen IV Victory Road flashbacks ensue
Michael Baker
>Actual plot twist: plot of might & magic
Lolwut
Sebastian Brown
Yeah
Michael Gutierrez
Jordan Phillips
Truly that dog is a sainte
Austin Watson
Make the feet bigger
Camden Morales
IS THAT
A
MOTHERFUCKING
JOJO REFERENCE???????
Yeah but no really, it's bullshit enjaba was defeated by sucking in her stand like this
Daniel Fisher
It's just your basic "religion is a lie / evil / an evil lie" 'twist' that everything tends to have.
Charles Robinson
>I'm as human as the day I was born
Jackson Phillips
Best one ITT