The most reviled man in all history

AHHH
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE BOARD

He developed Keynesian economics in their timeline.

He didn't give me his varre porn collection

He shat in the pool.

He didn't shut it down.

he did this

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he broke his pasta in half before boiling it

he fucked up my face

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He was Jewish.

shabriri sounded like a chill dude. why did he hate the world? also, is the body possession ever explained? i realized only after 100h that the grape maiden is irina, i thought that quest was completely pointless at first

drank a flash in front of everybody

he made the first sneed post

he discriminated against the elden ring equivalent of jews while holding a national socialist ideology

The Three Fingers just kinda bodysnatch people, it's what they do

and by flash i mean flask.
gomen

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Circumcised children

probably this, hence why the item description is "corners of his mouth curled in an almost flirtatious manner", he wrote the "reply to this or I will fuck your mother in her sleep" posts instead though.

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I doubt you could even imagine it

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Told the truth

created skub

He literally fucked around and found out. He talked shit and got hit, yo.

What's up with third eye Strange anyways? That shit flew over my head.

He read the necromicon to cast the spoopy spell so now he's got magic evil aids

Is the third eye supposed to be a negative? I'd assume it would give him some boost to sorcery.

Tell Radagon that he didn't pass

No one knows, but he got it specifically from using the darkhold, which is a corrupting influence to anyone who merely reads it. In the comics the third eye is called the eye of agamoto or whatever and it's a power boost, but I dont think the MCU is going that route.

He was too based

No, that was Alberich.

Probably told them the truth.

it does give more power but they play up the bad sides of it

didn't put his shopping cart back

He made Rivers of Blood

He was behind all of this

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>In the comics the third eye is called the eye of agamoto or whatever and it's a power boost
Nah, in the comics the eye is the medallion he wears around his neck, just like in the movies (save for the time stone bit). There's three of them floating around in the marvel universe. One eye of Agamotto contains power, one contains knowledge, and the third eye is a fake that will bind around your neck until it cuts your head off.

Unleashed a jüdische curse on the Lands Between

he was pro skub

He's pro skub? I'm getting the miquella needle now

He just lost the game

The eyeball looks dumb as fuck.
They should have gone with evil spiky fists.

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I only saw the thumbnail and i was already mad
I can even imagine Mega Man's face

he told margit to go hang out at stormveil entrance

but skub is great

He said the Erdtree was bad.

They couldn't do that because unlike in the comics where spells are more yelling them out at the enemy like a shonen anime, magic in the movies is all hand and arm movement.

>Women in the age of feminism

fuck off, faggot

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Considering he works with the flame of frenzy he said something awful about the erdtree.

Ultimately he is an anti-life fag and anyone who considers life worth living should hate him by default.

Didn't put the fucking god damn top back on the 2-liter like some godless heathen.

he's a canonical jew