Zelda was the only human female Nintendo character (and least among the well-known characters) who wasn't sexualized. Peach had her butt attacks. Don't even start me on Samus.
So instead of a royal dress, she wears super tight pants which gives her a prominent butt crack. Did they REALLY have to be this tight? Couldn't they have made them a bit more loose fitting?
Why is it that as soon as women wear pants, the pants have to ride up the ass?
Zelda has been sexualized since Ocarina of Time where she turned into Sheik and wore even tighter pants.
I'm not clicking that strawpoll, you double faggot.
Make her wear burka, this is very haram indeed.
what if zelda was a hot girl
Thats Link
OP just HAD to be a faggot, didn't he?
>zelda
>female
retard
Zelda was never sexualized before BotW
Of course, he's OP, after all.
Zelda has sexy movements in all of the smash games though.
she looks like she fucks bokoblin cock on the reg
this webm just gave me a boner tee hee
Give it up, Dobson
Callese joto
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All healthy women are sexual to men, regardless of clothes. It's why humans still exist.
Modern women wear more revealing clothes than that.
What's wrong with sexualizing characters? Male or female, go for it I say. I'd rather have people exploring their love for each other than hurting and killing each another.
proof?
Yum
Thigh gap.
OYE BEANER ASQUEROSO CALLATE LA PUTA BOCA! aqui se habla ingles y punto asi que dejate de joder con tu lenguaje repulsivo, negro de mierda.
Baitposting and being a fag go hand-in-hand.
according to you retards it worked wonders for the game's success, so it'll keep happening
Everyone knows that, but we like to talk about the subject anyways because it's something you often hear elsewhere. Most people responding to stupid OPs do so knowing the OP is baiting.
whats wrong with being gay in this day and age? i thought we were past this....
Samus isn’t sexualized at all
Fans sexualize her. But I never saw Samus as a sexualized character. It’s all very practical with her, even with the zero suit.
Callese joto
Are you a faggot? Were you raised by Christian parents who told you that sex will make you go to hell and now you're afraid of women and tits in video games? You're all here because somebody had sex, and now that you can't have any literally everything distracts you? How about you meet your fundamental needs and get laid instead of posting on Yea Forums?
Don't worry, her actual ass is flat
Agreed. Video game characters need to be put in burkas to decrease the sheer amount of depravity amongst gamers.
Samus wears a skin tight suit. Yes, she's sexualized.
being gay =/= being a fag
a sizable portion of Yea Forums is gay or bi, but all of Yea Forums are fags.
Based. Anyone who thinks that finding attractive, healthy women sexual is a bad thing is an incel troon.
still woodberry
build for goblin cock
OP's right. And to answer the question : money and two bombs.
Actual?
Pretty much. Fuck them for wasting my time; It is my duty to call OP a fag when they act as such.
Thats what tight pants do, retard. You would know if you wore anything besides a moo-moo. Jump off a bridge.
OP is a faggot
I have to admit her ass is slightly more fluffy than I expected.
I hope she gains weight...
Also, this is peak zelda don't (you) me
I fucking knew this was the P.N 03 autistic faggot whos been posting about "flabby asses" for literally YEARS, you are the only idiot who calls an ass "flabby", jesus fucking christ user move on already.
context? who is the pn.03 fag? also wtf is a pn.03
video game character wears yoga pants
>Blatantly oversexed.
>absolutely disgusting male fantasy. You can see her buttcrack...
women at my gym wear yoga pants
>its just comfortable!
>shes not wearing them for you!
>who cares if you have a hardon and cant lift, thats not important at the gym!
Females like to dress cute, elegant or sexy, they naturaly have curves.
>NOOO STOOP SEXUALIZING FEMAAAALES
What the fk is wrong with people?
Its a game for GameCube "product number 0 3" it stars a lady that dances seductively while attacking, it cool and all but OP has been and im not even joking, posting about "is her ass fat or toned? does it look flabby, what do you think?" for literally over a decade, not even exaggerating, i forgot his real username but you will notice he always talks about asses in such a weird way, like if discussing about asses gets him off or some shit.
I forgot what the archive site was but if you look for flabby ass you will see his spam
>not doing 10x10 sets of dicklifts
Never going to make it
How dare women have asses
Fucking bigots
>white boi pretends he doesn't think Vanessa has junk in her trunk
They will never top the Skyward Sword Zelda design
I wish I was Link.
Is BOTW worth playing?
I just searched "Flabby" and got this exact thread and image a month ago with the same poster, good schizo spotting.
real schizo
ah got it dude thanks.
btw THE ASS WAS FAT
Nah, she's just a beautiful woman
Something you will NEVER be
Why is Twitter posting sexy women on Yea Forums?
hell yeah thakn you
Sure thing user, you are not a freak at all.
>the ass was fat
Is this a meme?
yes is about some retard from b i think who wanted to fuck a kid from the arthur cartoon and he kept saying "the ass was fat"
And what has that to do with Vanessa?
I like that one butt expansion video of Zelda where she complains about her butt is not big.