Damn, this game is hard.
Damn, this game is hard
Zachary Thomas
Samuel Fisher
*graze noise*
David Green
Hecatia is my wife but I cannot masturbate to her until I beat extra. I'm using Reisen and still losing.
Kill me.
Daniel Turner
>WelRi
>comever
James Scott
You know what else is hard?
Jason Gomez
Clownpiece's penis?
James Ramirez
Nolan Robinson
welcome to shmups
Charles Russell
In Marisa's mouth.
Jonathan Sullivan
retard you're supposed to read it from right to left like in japanese
>RiWel vercome
Nolan Bailey
Just play it on easy mode.
Samuel Ward
I love Sanae!
Cameron Bailey
>post artwork box art
>pornfags STILL infest the thread
there really is no surefire way to making a good touhou thread
Lucas Jackson
>playing touhou games to the point you make a thread about it on a coomer board
>apparently doesn't jerk off to the porn
>surprised by all the porn
Josiah Adams
All primaries are the ones who masturbate to 2hus the most. An immense desire to rape-correct Clownpiece cannot be born without reaching 99+/99+ first.
Brandon Jackson
You must be new here.
Henry Diaz
CHIMATAN SEXOOOOO!!!!!!
Andrew Price
This image every fucking time...
Gavin Long
Only people with extreme libido are capable of 1ccs.
Brandon Myers
"It sure is. Here let me show you how to tame this sliding doody shooter."
Lincoln Nelson
Let's see Cirnos card.
Mason James
Is chicken good for you?
Jaxson Nguyen
Not Video Games.
Hunter Anderson
Not Video Games.
Chase King
Behold, a man.
Carter Lopez
>fucked a poitdevice run and now I'm stuck on the part in stage 4 right before the boss with no bombs
>too stubborn to start it over
>mindbroken into thinking of Sagume first whenever I think of this game
She's got a very pretty design.
Alexander Brooks
Behold, a zoomer.
Logan Cook
now kiss
Jordan Gonzalez
Crossovers?
Kayden Miller
John Young
Mason Sanchez
Cirno sexy
Landon Morris
Alexander Perry
Lunarians = AI
Now it all makes sense
Jason Miller
Logan Nguyen
I only play EoSD in my entire life
Jayden Murphy
.................................
Josiah Cruz
Samuel Morgan
I love toe hoes
Andrew Wood
No it's not. LoLK with Reisen (or Sanae, even) is top 3 easiest games, and you literally cannot fail in pointdevice, you'll eventually clear no matter what. I'm tired of this meme, it's fucking stupid. UFO, SA, EoSD, TD, WBaWC are all way harder
Lucas Jones
>EoSD harder than LoLK
Yeah right. Sick b8 m8
Camden Johnson
>you literally cannot fail in pointdevice
reaching PDH with no bombs is a failure state
>UFO, EoSD, WBaWC are all way harder
yes
>SA, TD
no
Levi Myers
EoSD still is the game that took me the longest to 1cc and I still have a mindblock on stage 2 and 3.
>you literally cannot fail in pointdevice
reaching PDH with no bombs is a failure state
I have never once gotten there without bombs, LoLK just gives you too much resources. And if you aren't a retard, you'll know it's coming so you'll keep your last bomb no matter what.
>SA, TD
>no
TD, I'll give it to you, that game did not click for me at all and I found it really hard (especially the Extra, third hardest Extra in all of touhou idc what anyone thinks), but SA is the hardest game and it's not even close. Stage 3, 5, and 6 are literal hell.
Jaxon Thomas
Charles Perez
WBaWC and TD are only hard beyond Normal because they're shit games and not fun to play
Andrew Moore
TD extra sucks dick. it's not really hard, just retarded with moving bullets and few resources
as for SA being the hardest game in the series, it very well might be on Normal modo. the giganigger of Touhou difficulty is scientifically proven to be UFO fuck UFO
Alexander Ortiz
Fuck you, I don't like TD as a game but it's my favorite extrra
Jeremiah Hernandez
MY MOM
Elijah Diaz
>westabrap cartoon
Jason Anderson
Alexander Sanchez
Reisen is pretty simple to clear with. You don't even have to bother dodging a lot of her shit. Meanwhile I used Sanae afterwards and gave up around Junko's 2nd spell. The whole stage is just way too volatile in terms of what I can potentially die to that even after dozens of runs I didn't feel like I was making any progress.
Elijah Rogers
I used Sanae first, it took me around 90 tries but I didn't give up
then I tried Reisen and I beat her first try with 2 lives in stock. she's just broken
Mason Reyes
You're not alone, I'm the user here and I can say that doing the LoLK Extra with Sanae was easily the single hardest thing I've done in Touhou. It took me a month of playing every day. The worst fucking part is the beginning, you insta lose every run where you fuck up Doremy so I've restarted it again and again, and in the end I ended up being unable to do it at all no matter how easy it was. And after that come spells like the moons, Junko's spells, the annoying safespot you have to do for graze before the boss, and Hecatia is no pushover either. It was torture. I would not recommend it to anyone.
Michael Rodriguez
stockholm syndrome
Jace Butler
I only did runs for a week or so, but after over 50 runs I was still occasionally dying to the "easy" shit like Doremy's first spell and Hecatia's first non, which tilted me to no end. I'll come back to it eventually when I can stomach doing runs again, for now I'll accept being filtered.
Logan Rodriguez
Huh, I would think having a favorite Extra alone would make for somebody's favorite game, but Extra are what I like most about Touhou so I guess I'm biased
Austin Gomez
>Doremy's first spell
if you fly up to her, you don't have to dodge half the bullets
>Hecatia's first non
yeah, fuck that shit. if I have a bomb to spare, I usually bomb it just to be safe. having to get twice the graze is also shit
Benjamin Watson
You know, I was stuck on UFO Marisa A for 7 month, 7 MONTHS. I finally beat it yesterday and I feel nothing...
Luis Brown
told you to skip UFO
Ryder Diaz
I love Extras too user, what are your top 3?
For me it's Mamizou > Nue > Flan, though I don't think I've disliked a single one, they've all been fantastic. Once I get a bit better I plan to try to clear all of the Windows extras, in order, in a single sitting (and probably stream it to 0 viewers). I can't yet though, need to get better.
Alexander Clark
What difficulty? Marisa sucks in that game
Josiah Jackson
Yeah, I switched to doing that after getting the same advice a while back. It is a lot easier that way but it can still get awkward to move through depending on Doremy's position relative to you.
Gabriel Moore
>tfw I bought a copy of this when I was in Japan
It's my favourite game from the series.
Evan Phillips
I refuse to skip and I still have the extra stage to do on all three characters.
Normal, but I'm working my way up to Lunatic.
Ryder Lee
>all of the Windows extras
you best not skip Gengetsu and Alice just because of sigma balls
Aiden Morgan
Juan Bailey
EoSD, MoF, and SA. DDC is an honorable mention. SoEW is one I'd like to clear someday because I think Evil Eye Sigma looks cool and I'm tired of people calling SoEW a bad game