Haiku thread, 2.0

Play the piano
Choreographed dance number
Duty Completed

reply to this post
or your dear mother will die
in her sleep tonight

(you)

My base needs iron plates.
Train brings them from refinery.
Steel smelter eats all.

A tale of wizards
Devouring sausages and
Spreading destruction

DOS 2

That’s 8 FUCKING SYLLABLES IN THE SECOND LINE, GTFO

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Oops, the world ended.
Why's that character a girl?
Apocalypse 2.

rain dropping
ennemies are retarded
millions of

Those who fight further
But change comes on a dark wing
All over again

A horrific plague
Scavenging through the garbage
The theatre opens

Must master my taint
Stuck with an annoying twat
Give me the swamp witch

Cats and dogs at war
Adrift in a steel titan
Which child will die next?

I can't find Timmy
We four gay dads must survive
Cannibals nearby

First, I bang the drum.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Then, I bang your mum.

Bing Bing...
Wahoobross
I don't feel so good

>not
>"First, five syllables"
>"Second, seven syllables"
>"Third, five syllables"

Mechs fighting kaijus?
No, instead a game of chess
And yet, having fun

Winter's dark reprise.
Booming voice will fell the sky.
Mountain, you can climb.

Into dreams I dive
To solve crimes, it's my duty
Want to fondle boobs

Rocket League.

Factorio?
I never played it, I just know there are trains and your post sounds vaguely factory related.

Into The Breach

Not even a feintest clue, user, but it sounds like a masterpiece. Can you recommend it to me?

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Weapon enhancements
So costly, grinding always.
Roll, y u do dis?

Secondary one for the game I ACTUALLY played last:
My computer sucks
Even PS2, too slow.
R&C, denied.

I am as glad that someone guessed it as I am surprised.

Space ninja goes fast
Another new thing to grind
Man, new war sucked

counting the numbers
carefully not to explode
misclick has foiled me

I always post sneed
I may not appeal my ban
This is bottom text

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>Rocket League
Correct

MML2 (I don’t remember grinding in the first one anywhere as much as in the second)

I am glad to have quit Warframe.

>not Kaiju Wars

It was MML1 actually, but I'll give it to you.
It's mostly just me being an autismo and trying to max out all the weapons.

Teleport again,
This time faster, hopefully
To slay the demon

Harder than Dark Souls.
Filtered by a bony trio.
My fingers are sore.

Isaac and his mom
Live alone in a small house
On top of a hill

I've legitimately can't write one I can't remember how syllables work

Who?

O you have no right
Recycled bosses all round
So try summoning

I click on the man
And he goes horizontal
Neurons activate

Yahtzee

A witch finds her wand.
Finnish monsters must be slain.
Going deeper down.

Dumb whito piggus think Haiku is merely just numbers of syllables.
Fucking cringe weaboos

This template is dumb
You just count the syllables
And say stupid shit

Grow, Factory, Grow
More and more and more and more
Grow, Factory, Grow

noita

Third in the series.
Level design and speed clash.
Bosses take too long.

Give us a real haiku about the last game you played then, you bloody poofter.

seethe, mald, and dilate
could even cry about it
L + ratio

Caught, part of the plan
Remove the mask, will you die
A big guy for you

>U arr firthy gaijinuru notu respecturu my honorabru haritageuru!
Noone cares, pretentious chink.

The weaboo seethes
You can suck my fat haiku
Not even going to end right

Look at this sad chud
Who can’t follow simple rules
Laugh at his weak brain

Somnium Files

Gitaroo Man

Elden Ring

2ez
try this

choose the right lure
cast the line, GET FISH
hear OH A BIG ONE

Surgery, blue suit.
Cold machine takes my command.
Orange fear abound.

4channel.org/tv/

NO WAIT I FUCKED UP

choose the right lure first
cast out the line, now GET FISH
hear OH A BIG ONE

>Somnium Files
Got it.

I have ~50 ideas, but let's go with Yakuza.

They ill like fire,
With these you cannot go wrong,
And we need new roads.

>Gitaroo Man
Correct.

where is chapter 3
need barney gf badly
give me chapter 3

desu at this point i'm not even doing it for the last game i played, i'm just doing these for fun

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Neon lights at night
The side missions are awful
Green haired girl penis

Dragon’s Dogma

I like the efforts but these are too easy, anons. Try to be more cryptic.

Olga, your armpits
They are so hairy and yet
My heart is stolen

Ocarina of Time

Here are three:

it is way too dark
where the fuck is my flashlight?
put my gun away

pick up some ammo
maybe grab a health kit too
they spawn behind me

what is that whisper
guess i'll follow these foot prints
THEY TOOK MY BABY!!!!!

Carried forth by wind,
Fate has me follow my heart,
With your friends and mine.

doom 3, serious sam, cry of fear?

Same here, kek. Writing Haikus about vidya is fun