Why do Wood Elves in Elderscrolls wear this in combat?

Why do Wood Elves in Elderscrolls wear this in combat?

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Why does OP go by chokes-on-dick?

you can actually make a girl cum with her feet when she's young

>tfw girls don't wear shit liek this irl
>tfw women don't dress the way i want them to

now i know why men become fashion designers.

How young are we talking here?

There is nothing sexual about feet

okay post your feet then

Why are they ticklish then?

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Stirrups are kino

toe rings are kinda hot desu

Ever lick some before? You would understand if you had

Wrong.

imagine having feet for hands and hands for feet

well that is just a wood elves garb on something that clearly isnt a wood elf.

wood elves feet are swollen and calloused (sometimes hairy too) from constantly being barefoot in the woods.

trannies are essentially incels with low testosterone and BPD
of course he has never touched a girl's feet before

>incels with low testosterone and BPD
you just described footfags

How?
Feet is high test, third biggest male fetish.
if anything trannies would hate feet because as soon as they take their socks off its obvious what they are and have massive shame everytime they think about them
Again, footchads win

>submissive fetish that is ranked next to cuckold is high test
lmao

Excellent mind canon but cuckoldry is very low on actual fetishes, however your own experiences may have warped that on your end. I'm sorry.

>but cuckoldry is very low on actual fetishes
I bet you also think women aren't into rape.

>Feet is high test,
No it's not, it categorized brain damage, you're just coping with your shitty fetish.

has feet technology gone too far?

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imagine seething over feet. embarrassing

Footfags need to be culled. This is a fetish on par with cuckoldry and piss drinking.

Imagine defending being a footfag.

if I told you I'd have to kill you

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nice try but I'm not talking about porn
massaging a young girl feet is heavenly
porn isn't the real world lol

>massaging a young girl feet is heavenly
submissive faggot

Imagine being gay

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Yeeeeah it's kinda weird. Never thought that would be an erogenous zone

You can actually have a young girl make you cum with her feet*

Why do women wear toe rings bros?
What does it mean?

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you actually reek of virginity
you too, holy shit. there's nothing funnier than sexless mouthbreathers raging over a basic foot fetish

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keep watching porn, it's doing wonders for your brain

imagine using virgin unironically on Yea Forums, you must be a tranny

Got with a girl once who never had any foot stuff done. While we were missionary I grabbed her foot and started licking her toes, she resisted at first but then started moaning and moving her hips more. It's a blessed erogenous zone

>only ever seen/touched consistently in intimate situations
>entirely composed of smooth curves, the most aesthetic and attractive construct nature ever created
>generates BO of a very specific, unique kind which some people like
>if properly taken care of it has smooth, supple, sensitive and maybe even slightly erogenous skin that feels good to the touch
how are they NOT?

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it obviously struck a nerve. mad it's true? ill use whatever i want you worthless faggot. keep dancing, puppet.

keep on rubbing that girl's feet as tyrone pounds her

Congratulations Mr Anderson, an agent is on his way to your residence.
Please stay put and remain calm.

>getting your data from the walmart of porn sites

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The softness of well maintained feet of a woman is like no other part of the body. So soft...

believe it or not, women are aware of the fact that men find feet hot

Imagine a tranny calling anyone a virgin when they got their dick chopped off before having sex.

Distraction

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>footfaggot tries calling anyone else a mouthbreather
kek

user please I have a powerful need

Especially these days.
Back in the 2000s it was still kind of "weird", porn was minor and feet was barely anywhere besides specific sites. Every gf I had thought it was weird I liked their feet, and they've had boyfriends before me.
Now its such a meme that everyone knows about it.
Wonder how much it changes how girls feel about wearing sandals lol

Most of Footfags dont use pornhub

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>actual cope

what's funny is if i cut my dick off i'd still be more of a man than you'd ever be.
confirmed mad. it's too easy

Conundrum. I don't support Devola Popola bullying, but I also have a tickle fetish.

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Massive cope.

you actually confirmed that your a tranny kek

thanks for the bumps as cute feet keep getting posted.
you have no reading comprehension. dumb tourist

repeating memes ad infinitum isn't an argument

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Delusional. Just admit you're freaks on par twith cuck enablers.

>tourist
says the tranny that doesn't know about Yea Forumsirgins

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why? for liking a body part? that's what you're so bothered by?

there's a good chance you were in diapers when i first came here. go the fuck back

>he doesn't know about Yea Forumsirgins
how new

but they smelly

keep seething. think about me as you try to sleep tonight

Stop posting low quality soles.

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Foothaters are just stupid. No creativity, they just atick to the same stonetoss comic and pornhub chart like crazy.

Also pornhub chart doesn't mention people who just search for feet without any other tags so....

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keep crying newfag

so what's the best site to go to now that the hub has removed amateur stuff without "verification"? There are only nasty skanks on there now, and other sites are similar.

Some footfag got so ass blasted by that image that he needed to make this schizo headcanon to cope, lmao.

>that lazyprocrastinator thread where he mentioned that he gets constantly assaulted with DMs asking for feet animations
I love cute feet but god damn do I share a fetish with a bunch of actual retards
no matter, the man already BTFO most footfag animators with a single clip, I'm content

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i accept your concession

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