Haiku thread

> Haiku thread

Describe Vidya in haiku form, anons guess the game.


Tale of cities, two.
The joy of collecting things.
Surely, this is home.

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You love to shoot things
One hundred million you kill
You are a lapdog.

Sorry
I don’t know what a syllable is

Bulletstorm, vampire hunters, or doom. Surely

Young kid finds snake -
Fateful encounter will spell doom
For his old grandma

poor anonymous
too retarded for schooling
idiocracy

>no kigo
>no kireji

it's shit

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That one was really creative user, I know it was a roast and I'm not being ironic I actually like this one

only so many games have a frog jumping into water my man

The dragon attacks
You turn into god, cool, right?
You kill yourself, sad

Dragon's dogma

Elden ringu

Dangerously based

The physics don't work
One of the bosses sure does
It's no use, take this!

The Worm moves ahead.
Calculate all the variables.
Wind fucked me again.

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You don't have the right
You did not beat the game
Therefore, try jumping

Persona 3

do you even know how to count you retarded faggot

I thought the last line was also supposed to be a twist.

Too easy

BING BING BING ONE UP
LETSA GO MAMMA MIA!
OKIEDOKIE YEAH!!!

More makes a haiku besides matching the syllables.

Last night, I recall
A surprise bond did appear
Burger with sister

Execution stopped
Your father fucked a dragon
Todd Howard owns you

you're dead weight kiddo
shut up you're not my real dad
I need more POWER

Frog is crossing street
Dodging cars and trucks to see
If he'll make it home

Shooting devotee aliens
Chiefly and masterful one
Why on cinema?

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So what? user was trying to make a fun thread for once, haikus are accessible and encourage fun and experimentation through creative expression. Who cares.

Beats coomer shit. Kys gaytekeeper.

>YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT,
>OH YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT, OH
>YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT

Sadness and bitterness.
Uncomparable to your passion.
For the sin of wrath.

Need to find Alice
My mind and sen declining
Going to Alice

Vidya games are trash
A complete waste of your time
Go outside, touch grass

summerkun, he speaks
unbidden he farts again
a lone (You) blossoms

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he is eating shit!
the horse is fucking the bride?
it's a cloudy night..

nice

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Sorry chumley. Good guesses, but I specified a number for a reason.

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Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger niggerest
Nigger nigger kill

Are they making a new AC game, or was that just wishful thinking?

You will need a guide
Send arbitrary e-mails
To save your true love

Last game you shot foes
Now you only shoot yourself
Summon cool demons

Fall into a hole
If you're nice to everyone
You can hug a goat

Persona, idk which one. Only played psp one

BABYBABYBABYBABYYEEEEEEAH

Grind grind grind grind, grind
Grind grind grind, grind grind grind, grind
Grinding gear game

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Poe

You're a cool robot
You wake up to lots of goats
You can steal panties

You can run on walls
Your best friend is a robot
Shoot people for fun

Climb the mountain boy
Don't stay there till nighttime,
For horny devils await

Weather's cold again
No donations, now you're pissed
Total genocide

Pillaged at the Heart
All the roads converge at one
An endless cycle

It is terrible
Really really really bad
So so so so bad

People told some lies
First stores sold some different shit,
Then Hitler revived

Scarlet Weather Rhapsody

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Just a normal man
Trying to get some errands done
Interesting day

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a woman blossoms
the dog appears soon after
do white gals really

Violent man says:
Haikus can't be good for me,
But I do feel great

On the catalog
AK-12 shows off her ass
Pruned or deleted

Counting to 5 too complex bud?

Thirteen syringes
Fourteen pairs of glasses worn
Live or die trying

Eeyyy, Dr. Freeman
Bada bing badada boom
Wake up and ashes

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The phone rings
you don't know who they are
but you gotta kill

Power of friendship
It's a new day everyone
But don't forget me

It was almost great
Ninety four stages of shit
Yu's a fucking hack

Innocent people killed
by the hands of tyranny
from the moon witch

"It's not a sequel"
Visit world in a closet
The deer WILL proceed

Brandishing his blade
The Samurai slays Mongols
Then writes a haiku

Fucked up then1st line
Ff14:shadowbringers

They come from above
Nations unite to sponsor
Top secret soldiers

He's only violent if YOU are violent

Quite.

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That's not possible
Illusions to illusions
Magic isn't real

Brother dragons seek
A maiden in distress
Hark, et too brother...

Deltarune

People oft pretend
That they've played this video game
Alas, they have not

Earthbound

Yep

Bound to the Earth - Featuring Loch Monster from the Super Smash Bros series

xcum

My daughter is sick.
Words crawl across her pale skin.
A gay skeleton.

Nicely done, user.
Sonic 0 6 is still here
After fifteen years.

It was my first game
For the Xbox 360
So many regrets.

A true Riskbreaker
The man with the assless chaps
Suddenly, Shakespeare

Examine artwork
Find yourself in a new world
Make half of a jump