Its looking great

The joke is you. Not realizing you're an old man that is no longer relevant. You're going to find less and less of children's media appealing to you as time goes on. Might I suggest you take the opportunity to finally grow up?

everyone hates this faggot shit though

yeah well you're a fag

I hope it flops.

No. Just everyone YOUR AGE hates this faggot shit. You're not the primary demographic anymore. You're supposed to have stopped playing video games by now. You're supposed to be a mature adult.

nah everyone hates this faggot shit lol

obvious b8 from a fellow shitposter but come on, good character designs are appealing to all ages. Not even children think some nerdy nigger, rihanna-esque mulatto, and faggot spic are going to sell a game.

Considering how saints row 3 and 4 went. My expectation is low even if the game wasn't presented as zoomer row

Playing Saints row 3 remastered made me realise the game is far worse than I remember. Everything from the lack of customisation, the awful transition between cutscenes and starting a mission.

SR4 is meant to be just a DLC and it really fucking shows after playing gat out of hell. They are also just ignoring the open world they have crafted and made a whole bunch of missions outside of the open world.

Volition is a low functioning dev,

The only thing this entire game has going for it is the ripped guy in grey sweatpants, and even then they gave him a fugly ass face with a stupid haircut.

this game has no incentive to be good, tim already bought and paid for it 3-5 million times over.

sauce

don't forget larry fink and his endless money pit probably had a hand in it

I hope everyone in Volition loses their job after this

saints row hasn't been good in eons. 4 was only slightly fun because it was a superhero fuck around game without actually being capeshit. i'm honestly surprised they haven't made it online only to attract whales away from gtao.

My little brother is a zoomer and hates it. Cope you out of touch tranny faggot. You twitter drones are out of touch.

OUCH

The "nerdy nigger" is super generic for American media.
It's like they want a black character, but he can't be anything close to a stereotypical thug so they make him rich/nerdy instead.
I must have seen that character a thousand times.

so you faggots going to cry about a character creator again

Where are the Saints?

>nerdy nigger
I fucking hate this trope so goddamn much

if your face nigga if you want to cry about the old characters all day go play the old games

>It's like they want a black character, but he can't be anything close to a stereotypical thug so they make him rich/nerdy instead.
What about Dex?

ew minorities, skipping this one

so the gameplay they sowed looks good the character creator looks good as well and they even put back shit that was in saints row 2 so why does Yea Forums want to hate this game again because they wont see gat kill people or have some kid that popped up for 2 story missions and die?

so you never played any saints row game?

I hated it the second I saw the diversity hire boss

>if your face

?

the game has a CHARACTER CREATOR you retarded fuck

previous saints row had all races and didnt look like faggy zoomers, this game is just all nigger faggot minority zoomer fortnite game

So what are the odds that volition gets shut down? This game won't even sell a million. There's a reason why NOBODY releases games in the summer

Yeah but why show us the strong independent woman?

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na this is bait

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I don't have to be young or relevant. I'm entitled to my opinions.

Elden Ring is great though.
This is just woke garbage.

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You heard me

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this

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But why is that the default? How does that archetype make me want to play the game?

Dex was the coolest. I can't believe they did him dirty like that.

are you one of the retards that use the default characters in video games

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Sometimes. When the character is appealing to me.

are you one of those retards that dances around a point when it is inconvenient for you

this doesn't look any different from some of the shit you'd see in the 1rst game, what's the big deal?

Why are they in a desert?

Pick your poison:
>anons are so retarded they've been told by youtubers to "be angry" at this over saturated art style because it's "woke" despite all other saints row being identical
>anons are so retarded they've fallen for guerrilla marketing by saints row publisher

Because leaving 90% of the map empty saves on budget

dios mio

>1rst

certified retard

The protagonist represents the target audience for each game, of course

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it's just a pajeet marketer

Southwest is kino and few games are set there

Looks pretty tight to me

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Black women treat white men way different than they treat black men. If you're gainfully employed and haven't been to prison, you're already ahead of like 95% of her dating pool.

this is one of those rare games where it's so obvious that it's gonna flop horribly, you don't even feel anything when it happens

I have to say though they represent the faggotry of the zoomer era quite well with the new squad

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She looks like an uppity bitch that needs to get smacked and learn her place

fuck off you retarded ass shitpost

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Comparing those two images, there's been quite an improvement.

She kinda looks like Rosario Dawson.

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first?

>i lack imagination so i use the default character in saints row
must suck to be a basic bitch

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Modern-day woke-run corporations like to appeal to what I've now taken to calling "ghost demographics." What is a ghost demographic? It's a fictional group of hip, young people ages 15-25 that a woke company *wants* to exist, but doesn't. They are so hellbent on marketing to this demographic that they're willing to tank every 00s/10s franchise out there just in the hope so one might stick so they can say "Ha! We told you so!"

This game will come and go like a fart, and then quickly be forgotten. You can't just design a game for people who realistically aren't interested in it, while ignoring and insulting the fans of the classic games. It's bad business, and tells me a company is letting the same type of blue-haired dipshit that gets my coffee order wrong make their long-term business decisions.

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>It's a fictional group of hip, young people ages 15-25 interested in buying their product that a woke company *wants* to exist, but doesn't.
Forgot a part of my sentence, I'm really fucking high on marijuana btw.

It's the same archetypes
the street asian, the big boss, the black "strategist" and the slut
except they look more socal college kids than gangsters

team Charles forever

i didnt know people in regulars cloths are college kids

Is there a name for the phenomenon of old media getting better as new media rapidly declines in quality?

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Are we absolutely sure this isn't some Watch Dogs spinoff game?

retards like you are crybaby's

Yes it's called aging into irrelevance due to being obsessed with what made you happy as a child.

What is a ghost demographic? It's a fictional group of hip, young people ages 15-25 that a woke company *wants* to exist, but doesn't
They do, I grew up around them. Most of them don't play games and the few I know that do play Apex Legends and the like
Guaranteed they won't make up most of the purchases for this game because they will have never heard of the series and won't care, it's an obscure indie to them

they look completely unintimidating

nostalgia

Saints Row has no identity anymore. You show this ten years ago telling me it's the same kickass street gang that took over Stilwater and I'd think you're crazy.

what reason is that?

fuck I forgot to greentext.

>Rated M game franchise
>children
Thank god you will never reproduce trannie.

>the street asian
Gat wears clothes and looks higher test, he doesn't have a friendly face
>the big boss
SRR boss isn't big
>the black "strategist"
Have you even seen Dex? He looks more intimidating than anyone in the new gang and fits the part of a gang.
>and the slut
There's no sex appeal anywhere in that image

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