Fuck, man just give me a happy ending DLC already

Fuck, man just give me a happy ending DLC already
I didn't slog through hundreds of quests and gigs to die in 6 months
At least some of the endings are left kind of open, I guess

What an absolute clusterfuck this game was, such a shame
Especially with how the characters and writing shine through the undercooked overambitious mess sometimes

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Apparently they are working on another patch
>steamdb.info/app/1091500/depots/
I can't tell if true, but I want to game to be less buggy

I played through it on 1.52 and aside from a few minor bugs, it was pretty alright
Given, cars still handle like shit, the AI is braindead and some questlines are borderline unplayable (Beat on the fucking Brat) - but that'll take more than bugfixes

>Beat on the fucking Brat
i dont get it

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I just got this a couple days ago. Every motorcycle I get on starts spazzing out and flying as I accelerate. Are they actually working on fixing bugs with these patches?

street brawl questline, absolute shitshow
opponents take 100+ hits to take down and KO you in two, hitboxes are dark souls 2 tier terrible

what version are you playing? never had that bug
bikes handle like shit though, haven't played much with them
notice how you're the only one who ever rides a bike, too lmao

>Especially with how the characters and writing shine through the undercooked overambitious mess sometimes
i found the worldbuilding and especially the environmental storytelling to be excellent. There's a lot of stuff you can piece together if you bother reading terminal entries or random shards. Every zone even has exclusive background chatter, there clearly was a LOT of soul poured into making each environment unique in the most minute details, right down the trash you can find in each zone.
Kinda wish cdpr's board wasn't retarded as fuck and the game got 2 more years in the oven and the marketing didn't focus so fucking much on trying to sell it as gta77

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Huh? You clearly went in underleveled.

but why the kid?

Yeah, the writing team sure was worked right to the fucking bone
Blew my mind how every single dumb NCPD thing and gig had unique written conversations, and many of them actually interesting

Same with shards, literally thousands describing lore and shit

I didn't read through that many though, the game being so uneven would have hurt even worse

Nope, level 45 on final fight
Beat it only because I discovered stamina doesn't matter and you can just constantly attack and stunlock anybody

Razor's personal loli

>be on the path to make a good game, even though you already butchered the original vision of delivering a AAA crpg
>one retard with enough pull in the company decides that the game needs more hype behind it, hire reddit actor man keanus reeve to play the one character from the original tabletop that people might recognize
>rewrite game, shoe-horn actor man into every aspect of the main story, cut down dialog and content to make room for actor man
>can't even be bothered to change actor man to have him in the game, just make him look like his real-life self
>in the end deliver a shitty, buggy game

Shame.

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The game would have benefitted so much from toning down the scope.
Instead of trying to make GTA, AssCreed, the Witcher, and wrapping it inside an FPS they should've just focused on the story and exploration.
The worldbuilding/city and the characters are literally the only two things they got right.
And the sad part is, they got them extremely right.

I think the DLC / Expansions will influence the current early game. You will be able to actually play quests from the selected paths (Corpo, Nomad etc.) and progress through the game in any way you want.

You become legend by actually doing stuff in the Night City and the current main Johny quest is moved to the late game.

The only shame around here is your inability to enjoy cyberpunk and you enjoy being a cynical piece of shit far more than video games.

Welcome to capitalism in a post-commie country.
CDPR was one of the most valuable companies in Poland, it had to go wrong.

malding

More likely the expansion will just add 4-5 hours of a shitty quest line.

It's worth remembering that more time in the oven was also more time to plaster left wing propaganda all over everything, and this was something 30% of the devs (they all remain, too) were adamant about. This game was a perfect storm of everything but gaming itself all using it as a leg up.
Without mods it really shows that it's an open world game made by tabletop players. Every process or interaction feels janky and slow. It's got the star citizen problem where everything is a huge long animation and making that clearly drew time away from things like the vehicle handling, weapon feel, movement etc.

I still trust they will recover and deliver the W3 quality expansions.

All they need to do is to actually expand on some of the existing quests (Peralez story for example) and just pack it all as an open crpg game without the shitty Johny questline bothering you the entire time

I do hope you're right, but are any of the W3 devs even employed at CDPR anymore?

>Instead of trying to make GTA

Except they didn't try to make GTA, and that is what made the GTA ADHD sub-human ape hate the game.

Do you have severe brain damage and you are incapable of understanding that this is their first time making a FPS RPG? Look at witcher 3 and how far they have came from witcher 1 and 2.

They aren't ubisoft, they aren't rockstar, they aren't Id. they did well making a game like this for the first time.

Aren't you a little too old to be talking like a meme spouting toddler you neckbeard faggot?

Cyberpunk is literally the only settings where trannies are a welcome sight.
It's a setting supposed to explore the perils of late capitalism and reckless pursuit of technological development. Trannies it right in.

The woke shit is the least egregious part of this travesty. They got too high on their own farts and genuinely thought this story and gameplay was worth anything else they put around when those aspects aren't even that good on their own.

>plaster left wing propaganda all over everything
good, cyberpunk is anticapitalist

Why do you need a happy ending? You sound like a bitch

No they didn't do well lmao
The board got way overambitious and kept pushing for useless shit like thousands of forgettable side activities and crafting for le epic ubisoft breathing open world. Then they made the most retarded move possible and picked Christmas sales over releasing a finished product.
They absolutely did not do well.

It used to be easier before they nerfed everything.

Zero desire to play unless they restore my stats.

I don't need one, I want one.
I read Panam's ending as a happy one anyway, what with the final tarot reading Misty gives you.

I do understand V is dead anyways, I did play SOMA

Go back, your lack of nuance is showing

Yeah you got it user.
So much time that should have been spent getting the gameplay nailed down was clearly wasted on ideological pursuits.
Some areas of the game remain really really shallow too, like the perks/upgrades - really boring and involve lots of reading. Compared to deus ex it looks terrible, which is odd considering the world is generally better... Or at least bigger.

>perks/upgrades
>boring and involve lots of reading
>Compared to deus ex it looks terrible

you are mentally handicapped

This is unironically how most game devs of today react.
A return to no lifers doing it for the autism is required

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Nice argument, oh wait, you couldn't come up with one you retarded fag

We wouldn't even get witcher 3 and cyberpunk if the world is full of lmao using faggots like you

The shooting aspect is so piss poor, the one thing you should get right is the first person aspect it's a chore to play with how jank the fps is rigged to your characters body

Clearly believes
Picrel

There is not happy ending, arguably the only decent ending is you going with Panam, don't fear the reaper is pure kino but the ending is fucking trash cause you cannot choose what to do, on top of that that ending is locked behind 1 conversation and a 5 minute wait.

Yep this is cause they went with the star citizen style POV locked to eyes idea, which does not work unless you have some brilliant animators and are willing to take liberties with the finer movements. Cdpr can't animate to save their lives at the best of times.

>I have a severe case of zoomerbrain and am unable to read more than two sentences in a row.
I could snap your body like a twig with my bare hands.

>claim about video games
>I want to beat you up
Take your HRT and dilate, tranny

Maidenless hands typed this post.

>They aren't ubisoft, they aren't rockstar, they aren't Id
that's for sure

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Probably more bug fixes and qol shit, actual content won't start dropping until they announce it but I very much doubt it would be anything worthwhile.

You can use slow time implants. Just circle the gorilla and punch his fat head from the sides

>Except they didn't try to make GTA, and that is what made the GTA ADHD sub-human ape hate the game.
They've always been chasing Rockstar and they're pretty open about it. They went from copying GTA to copying RDR2.

I did beat on the brat back in 1.0 or something, used the bleed gorilla arms and strong attacks to make that fucking nigger stagger, then parry the occasional blow, I did it all with my incredibly fragile stealth netrunner.

>RDR2 well written characters, enjoy listening to all the dialogue on horseback
>Cybershit literally mashing skip dialogue button

I fucking hated the V and johnny parts felt like that overshadowed everything else in the game because muh Keanu

Yeah because it came late. Pretty sure they even talked about RDR2 changing their course. I like the gameplay as an action game but the RPG parts are just a nuisance (and, ya know, I was promised an RPG) and with the story being tanked its just unsalvagable. They can't fix the story from whats there, it would need a complete redo, and since they decided to make it so story heavy no gameplay tweaks can fix it.

Rdr2 does everything better than cyberpunk not just dialogue. I guess it is a fair comparison though since CDPR has stated their intention to be Rockstar2. Cyberpunk doesn't even have 3rd person mode.

> Everything needs to have an happy ending where i get to save the princess and have many children. I need thaaaaaat.

Gamers are trash

That's because the whole chungus storyline was shoehorned in pretty much last minute

No, not everything.
An RPG game that was supposed to have meaningful choices should have more possible outcomes than "you merge with an ai", "kys" and "your brain is mincemeat, 6 months to live". They've done endings pretty well in the Witcher series, 2 especially. No idea why they dropped the ball so hard here, even mass effect had more player agency in the end.

An ending that is bleak and without hope doesn't make it compelling or satisfying.

You can get that ending though. You just have to be friends with the Big Chungus faggot which is the worst part of the story.

>That Letho dialogue towards the end of the game
That conversation shits on the entirety of cyberpunks writing

your meme is full of misinformation and cringe

there are things x'd out that are in the game
it has a transgender headline in it just because you're autistic and can't handle people being transgender (i think they're weirdos too but i don't fucking obsess about them and lose my fucking find if there is an option to play as one)
it also just has a photo of a bald woman with zero context, she's just there because again i assume whoever made this just hates bald, gay women so they use that as a negative against the game

the game is fun. it's definitely not perfect or the second coming of christ like retards such as yourself hyped it up to be and did the game more harm than good, but it's enjoyable. there are bugs with vehicles at times but i can at least play the fucking game without having to worry about it crashing constantly like it did upon release. i bought the game cheap as hell for PS5 and i've had very few issues with it. you should try enjoying games for once rather than playing everything with a hate boner as you go out of your way to pick things apart just so you can complain on Yea Forums and try to impress the other miserable cunts on here.

Truth, I wish they prioritised player choice over spectacle, if only for the endings.
I still can't get over them not implementing the most cyberpunk of all possible endingse - merging with Johnny and becoming a hybrid consciousness, GiTS style.

>do some meme breaking bad quest about destroying a drug lab
>fps drops to 1 as soon as the lab blows up
>had to fight 2 gangbangers that show up at the exit during that slideshow
that shit was not okay

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>merging with Johnny and becoming a hybrid consciousness
fuckers even tease it at the Delamain AI quest with all his personalities merging

It doesn't satisfy you because you play games purely to live a power fantasy for escapism.
A bleak ending is fine as long as it fits the whole themes.

It's fat marvel loving retards like you who hold the medium back.
Thats why the industry is mostly made of insipid formulaic sequels.

based matureposting user
don't waste your energy though, shitflingers won't change
interacting only with the posters that display signs of sentience actually makes Yea Forums a pretty nice place

Fucking exactly, Johnny was even adamant about making you merge the personalities.

>finishing Psycho Killer peacefully nets you two pieces of ugly-ass legendary gear and 25K Eddies
Wow guys totally worth it

I'm just honest about what I like and what I consider good storytelling. If the Odyssey ended with Odysseus getting cucked, killed, and usurped after all he went through I would say "what the fuck, this is trash".
If Joker ended with him killing himself the moment he gets on television, I would say "what the fuck, this is trash."

No lmao, a bleak ending is good for a bleak game, like Silent Hill, where the gameplay mechanics serve to reinforce the bleakness of the setting and powerlessness of the player.

RPG games are supposed to be about player choice. If the choices are ultimately meaningless and all lead to the same exact conclusion, the game is a shit RPG.

Pretty rich coming from a tranny

>get call from Ozob (who???)
>do his quest
>he shoots three Tyger Claws and leaves
I don't get it.

Pretty sure you don't get anything for doing them all peacefully. I killed a couple on accident and still got those rewards. You only get the eddy bonuses for each non lethal takedown.

better than the bullshit item for scanning all the tarot cards

Absolutely obsessed. Did a tranny fuck your crush?

>Kills tyggers
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
absolute gamer