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Meanwhile on Female Yea Forums...

Can anyone name games where I can play with men?

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real life
you play with their hearts and throw them in the garbage bin

redit moment

stop with the bullshit sister, men don't have hearts

God I wish I was a man, when I see their strong, virile cocks I just wish I had one myself instead of a gaping, bleeding hole

this IS female Yea Forums

UOOOOOOOH LITTLE BOYS

you will never be a man

I am a guy

Dick or gtfo

Playing with men is for dykes.

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Is this the monthly thread where Yea Forums finds out about Crystalcafe again and tries to raid them?

Maybe a weird place to ask, but any other femanons struggling with PCOS and not knowing how to treat it? I don't trust using birth control pills or the like because many seem to report a slew of shitty side effects messing with their already messed up hormones. I don't trust my doctor and don't have a gyno appt. until May.

I noticed symptoms about a year ago and got an ultrasound to confirm the ovarian cysts, and as of the past month I'm noticing an uptick in hormonal acne and I'm starting to notice thinning hair at my scalp. Looking back at old pictures it seems my hair growth slowed down majorly in the past 3 to 4 years and I don't know if that's due to unrecognized PCOS or poor diet (I've struggled to meet my nutritional needs for years) or just genetics or something. I imagine my diet has contributed to developing PCOS. I see a lot of women treat it "naturally" with herbs and supplements but they all say different things.

The effect on my appearance has been contributing to a newfound intense body image insecurity.

just pretend to be a femboy on grindr, it just works tm

Yea Forums users already act like cliche female stereotypes. They hate logic and complexity, and love abstract things and feelings. Yea Forums:
>loves responding with images and canned phrases
>hates men who pretend to be women
>loves nondescript concepts like soul
>high libido
>cares about dressing up women
>hates people younger than them
>argues a lot
>generally incoherent
>gossips and relies on twitter
>mostly virgins waiting on a partner to come and take them
Yea Forums is basically female souls trapped in male birth

We're eggs!

What controller would you recommend so i can use it in my vagina sisters?

My cute husband!

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Eggheads more like

Just do intermediate fasting

BOOBA

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>I don't trust birth control pills
The worst thing that happens is that you don't get periods anymore and your tits get bigger. What the fuci have they been telling you?

He looks like he fucks black women

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Man here, y'all need to have sex.

If you play as a man you're unironically a FtM tranny.

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I loved playing those horse games, I had Petz Horsez 2 and I spent so much time playing it, just roaming around through those pretty lands on my horsie, and when you're done riding you can clean your horses too, that was my favorite part for some reason although it's not so exciting. That's why I kept playing for so long even after finishing the game. You have to win some competitions though but they're not hard. And you can equip your horses with various equipment and breed them too.
Also I mentioned it in another thread but The Dog Island is so cute, and it's so fun to dress up your cute dog in cute little clothes and then go hunting for bugs or fish or whatever.

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How fucking dare someone use images on an imageboard

You know whats even worse than an abortion?
Living life knowing that you wouldve been aborted if your parents could

YNBAM

>The worst thing that happens is that you don't get periods anymore and your tits get bigger.
low value moid hands typed this post

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You would have a point if Yea Forums wasn't filled with canned frog images and schizophrenic feels guys with no coherent addition to their threads.

What are some vidya moids will NEVER understand?

moids are cringe

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based

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Are Americans really afraid to take the pill? I thought big Pharma fucking loved prescribing you with a shitload of pills and meds to them?

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>guy (female)
YWNBAM

post more sister

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You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected neo-cock.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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yes, coffee is good for you

biological females do not browse this website

>y'all does anyone else's husband do dumb shit like this while he thinks you're playing vidya

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All my shitty gyno did is prescribe me Metformin which has done basically nothing.

>Playing some TF2 on a comfy server
>New player joins and uses their mic
>It's a boy
>Pretty much everyone on the server starts simping over him and doing emotes with him instead of playing the fucking objective
>Bitches trying to give him their Discords
>Mfw just wanted to play some TF2 with the gals

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You will never be a real man. You have no testicles, you have no beard, you have adam apple. You are a dyke woman twisted by weight lifting and testosterone into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

This type of board wouldnt work for most women. They like attention and they can't get that as easily on an anonymous imageboard.

is Yea Forums... a tranny board?
Yea Forumssisters... I don't feel so good...

I take a big sniff of my little brother's laundry whenever it's my turn to do them. I wish I could stop.

holy fucking shit, at least make some fucking effort you double nigger, you dumbfuck gorrila nigger!!!!!!!!!

Though unironically this thread is literally like female Yea Forums thanks to you. That is: a place when you get 10 disgusting moids creeping around uninvited for every 1 real femanon.

>biological females
terf detected. Yea Forums stands with our trans brothers and sisters

My husband is 2D

men are the niggers of sex

>Boys playing TF2
Why do you lie?

Oh no no no Sonybros

3d > 2d

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>she doesn't know about crystal Cafe

absolutely based, child penis is the property of femanons

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>crystal Cafe
>"woMAN"

My boyfriend finally finished training my gag reflex to accept his cock in my throat..

He then proceeded to blindfold me and make me suck his cock, I had never been blindfolded before but his dick tasted so much fucking better than it usually did, I could feel every grain of skin, the entire texture of his cockhead, i tasted and felt everything. It felt so wild, I could barely take it.

Then.. he grabbed my hair, and against my will, started fucking my throat. It was a sensation I could never forget, the squishing noises as he thrusts against my tonsils, the feeling of his throbbing hard cock pounding against the back of my throat, the intensity of it all.. until he finally came in my mouth. It was the largest load he ever deposited onto my tongue, pulled me off of his cock, and rubbed it in my face.. after I swallowed the cum, I couldn't stop panting. My mouth was open and tongue sticking out, I couldn't stop kissing it either. That happened just last night, and now I can't get it off my mind. I'm at work and at least 10% of the time I'm daydreaming about it. I can't stop reliving that amazing experience. I don't know what to do.

What should I do Yea Forums? I can't stop thinking about it..

>fantasizing of getting cucked by sandniggresses

Meanwhile on male Yea Forums.....

PCOS without hormone therapy is a bitch but one of the major options you have is dietary control.

Alot of it comes from inflammatory agents in your diet and alot of those are from nightshades like tomatoes and fucking wheat. As pussy faggot as it is as a choice cutting wheat and nightshades and upping your meat consumption is a good hormone fix. Also cut onions out. Phytoestrogens are shit for men and also for women.

Finally up the magnesium in your diet. Any pussy problem usually is linked to hypomagnesimia.

-t doctor who hates and distrusts the medical establishment

Where do I find a bf like this

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Friendly reminder that you will never, EVER be a real woman.
Just end your pathetic life right now, it serves no purpose.

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kys

>Also cut onions out
Sorry ONIONS, cut onions out

>bf
get the fuck off this board

LOL

I dont trust a doctor who doesn't even know about word filters.

WTF

S---O--Y

fucking nigger mods

why do moids always go quiet or start chimping out when i get on vc? ALWAYS. even in a fucking nintendo game ffs. do they seriously think that because a person they will never meet thousands of miles away from them has tits and pussy the dynamic now has to be different or awkward?? you make it awkward by being a weird creepy scrote moid.

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You first white boy

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I'm too old to keep up with the retarded shit on this fucking board. Jannies are really fuckign butthurt on that word eh

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I'd rather recommend that you play games primarily for your enjoyment rather than seeking out members of the opposing gender.
But since I've already replied to a possible bait... most video game communities in general have a larger male playerbase with the only glaring exception being League of Legends where male-female ratio being around 50/50 on european servers atleast.
All that said, just play games which you genuinely like and try to participate in the community and you'll eventually find what you are looking for.

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>playing online games with voice chat on
>playing online games at all
Just take the autism simulator pill user. I've put a shitload of hours into Cities Skylines and trying to make my city look nice and pretty.

Kek

This female Yea Forums looks strikingly similar to the male Yea Forums that's two blocks down.

Is this your first day on Yea Forums? The filter's been in place since like 2015 or something.

IF is inconsistent in terms of outcome for female endocrine systems. There have been several studies showing how beneficial it is for men, but results for women are a mixed bag, at least in terms of controlling your hormone and insulin levels.

Shame really.

The eternal moid strikes again

/ll/ NOW!

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dick size matters
of course you wouldn't object to this because you're women.

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Honest to god I've never used the word before except when discussing diet on pol. I never even noticed in the 10 years I've been living in this hell.

Yes. When buying a bad dragon, size is more important than shape.

Built for TEP (tight ebony pussy)

Fasting for women is a really mixed bag as user stated. The problem is that starvation fucks with menses. Women also require about 8% body fat to have normal hormone levels and regular cycles. I wouldn't recommend it for any woman. They just dont handle stresses well comparatively

Nintendogs
Animal Crossing

>male protagonist
into the trash it goes

never had a thread make me feel sick to my stomach until now

>/pol/fag who can't even write the name of his board properly
>still pretending to be smart and totally an oldfag
You really should just leave, you're only embarrassing yourself more and more.

First thread on Yea Forums?

Yeah and why is that, Chudette? They are socially and economically disadvan-wait... are we the privileged sex?

>Mfw I used to pretend to be a boy on Runescape so I could scam dumb cunts out of their GP
I have no ragrats

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THE FLAT UN-MUSCLED CHEST OF A SHOTA

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MY CLIT IS DIAMONDS

am I banned?