What video games feature the best male bodies?

The dockhands in Witcher 3 were a little overwhelming the first time I saw them

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He just posted and proves his exists.
He is right. Video or photographical evidence proves Hitler did. There is literally no proof Aristotle existed other then someone writing down 2,000 years ago “yeah I saw him trust me lol” it’s shit pushed by white supremacist to fabricate evidence did the “great” accomplishments of the “white” race which doesn’t even exist

>He just posted and proves his exists.
prove that proves it and that you aren't just hallucinating this thread right now

>what is athens
>what is rome
>what are ‘second and third hand accounts of their civilisation’
Post nose

>He just posted and proves his exists.
It doesn't. It's just text. It doesn't prove anything about any person in particular.

"Hitler" was an actor btw, come on dude

his real name was Charlie Chaplain

IIRC Greek sculptors intentionally made dicks tiny on statues because it was seen as a sign of being vulgar/unable to control yourself
and gave Satyrs and other super-horny beings or people oversized monster cocks
or maybe they really were just dicklets back then, who knows. Modern humans probably have the biggest dicks of all time.

Weird hill to die on

Back to twitter.

Prove that me proving it to you would actually prove it to your mental I’ll nihilistic solipsist mind

great gif

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Back to /x/

I can't take classic art seriously when their dicks are so tiny.

i don't think i could take classic art seriously with a big magnum cock either to be honest

Nice bait.

>Modern humans probably have the biggest dicks of all time.
are you a cock expert?

Not brotes for sure

That's not a philosopher, that's a statue of Heracles.

Video and photography can be faked, maybe hitler never existed smart guy it's no longer sufficient proof.

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imagine if the colossus of rhodes had a GIANT hanging dick that hundreds of ships had to avoid daily

They could just make the proportions average. Classical female statues don't have massive anime tits.

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small dicks are based
big dicks are toxic sexual objectification of men

>small dicks are based

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>big dicks are toxic sexual objectification of men
this but only if they're on non-black males

fable

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Did philosophers back then really look like fit chads or were they just a bunch of virgins coping behind their "avatars"?

Can you romance them?

I'm surprised you didn't get that much (You)'s

>Did philosophers back then really look like fit chads
yes
healthy mind in a healthy body and all that

Why do Euros have such small peepees?

being weak meant you were just a cocksleeve
being a dumbass meant you were an inferior man

Ill need to see some more images before i can decide if its one of the best male bodies

Well for starters it's harder to break off if it's smaller, and it's fucking flaccid. I don't know what you expected.

So this is the famous colonizer ""BWC""
Kek

Sir that is a statue and it clearly exists

>it’s shit pushed by white supremacist

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???????????????

Literally not natty

Because it was considered obscene to make a large dick. Besides, you're supposed to admire the muscles not the cock you, absolute homo.

maybe he's just giant and his cock is above regular average

The ideal male penis size is between 5-6 inches while fully erect.

Don't be swayed by propaganda perpetuated by pornography. The vast majority of women worth pursuing do not want penises that make sexual intercourse painful.

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So the ancient equivalent of slut shaming

I too have a small dick

>ideal
No, that's just the average. 7+ inches is ideal to women.

Guys.

Guys.

I think OP just wanted a husbando thread.

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7" is the worldwide average (rounded down) and it's really just barely sufficient.
You really need 9+ to BEGIN satisfying

t. roastie

you are a gray alien collaborator

No it's not, not by any statistical backing since the thing you're probably referencing are self reported dick sizes.

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>OP is a faggoto thread

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