Elden Ring

I say "should be". It wouldn't be me doing it. I don't like to touch trash but I'm sure there is some incel out there who wants to go on a shooting spree. Although I'm not sure that would work because most incels are Fromdrones on top of being gigavirgins so I doubt they'd intentionally target one of their own. Can you offer an alternative?

Just summon torrent bro.

>DS2 had atrociously unfair tracking
wut
DS2 enemies have less tracking than the rest of the series

The player in the webm beat her with that underleveled build.

>I hope all little girls get raped
>"dude wtf"
>no I'm not saying I'M the one who's going to do it!
you're still mentally ill

What are you stammering on about? I think they should be executed which seems like a reasonable request. I have no idea what your pedo fantasies are all about. Leave me out of it.

Dude YOU are an incel. No sane person calls someone else a "gigavirgin" for liking a video game.

I don't really give a shit what a gigavirgin thinks is normal behavior.

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if you think playing a video game is worthy of a death sentence you have brain damage
doesn't help that you type like a brain damaged person to boot

Death sentence? I am not talking about a court presiding over a case and then determining that you deserve death. I am talking about someone gunning you down because it would improve the videogame landscape considerably. What's wrong with that? Don't we all want to improve society somewhat?

>I am not talking about a court presiding
You're literally arguing that it would be a justifiable action you genuine dumbass.
Now that you've been outed as a genuine schizo you're backpedalling to save face. Just give up, you're embarrassing yourself. You're making yourself sound like more of a spastic than even the worst fromsoft fans.

>flimsy argument gets demolished by a simple analogy
>"haha why would you bring up child rape? so random!"
You're upset because he caught you with your own stupid logic.

>raping the child is the same as killing people that ruin an integral part of modern entertainment

ah yes. very intelligent. I tip my hat to you, fellow redditor.

lol rekt

You wish harm upon innocent people and then justify it by saying "I won't do it! Someone else will!"
Do you realize how stupid you sound? It absolutely DOES apply to rape, you stupid cunt. You are basically saying random fat nerds on the internet who piss you off are worth of the same punishment as serial killers. That is sincere derangement right there and textbook narcissism.
Now stop sulking and swallow the L like a good little baby. Here comes the airplane~

If any other developer had made Elden Ring people would have shat on it, but because Miyazaki has a deranged cult of cum guzzlers, Elden Shit gets a pass.

Epic ai design

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>You wish harm upon innocent people
They're not innocent.
>then justify it by saying "I won't do it! Someone else will!"
That's not a justification, it's just a fact. That I'm not doing it has no bearing on whether it's justified or not.
>You are basically saying random fat nerds on the internet who piss you off are worth of the same punishment as serial killers.
It's not a punishment. It's a solution. It's an act of self defense against people with shit taste. I don't bear any ill will on them but they have to be destroyed.
>Now stop sulking and swallow the L like a good little baby. Here comes the airplane~
This is not an argument you can win. I've won it years ago. This thread is just confirmation of what I think.

Just roll. Literally press roll one time.

*pisses in your thread*

>They're not innocent.
What heinous acts have they committed?
Liking a game you don't?
You're so fucking fragile lmao.

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cope. it's never coming to the shitch, nincel

>implying the nintendo discord trannies who make these threads have played the game

Guess who else was born?
You. kys

what am i supposed to be looking at here
is the complaint that the attack direction corrects towards the end of the animation?

a lot of attacks in souls games can correct their orientation right before the swing, including player charge attacks

>incel loser is a bible thumbing schizo
like clockwork

That would be an actual move if the Pursuer were in Elder ring.

Probably not even a real christian. Just dawning the mantle after hearing its "based" and "redpilled" by a bunch of warhammer nerds and /pol/cucks on the internet.
This loser wakes up everyday and imagines himself as the nordic gamer with a perfectly chiseled chin and gold locks with blue eyes lmao.

Worsening the videogame industry which provides entertainment to millions of people across the globe.

so you want to commit mass genocide over a toy
okay
you seem like a reasonable individual

Bait of no quality

I don't want to do anything. But if someone else were to do it...hmmm. I think I lost my train of thought there for a second.

this is now a souls webm thread

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>not a real christian
cope.
ALL christians pretend to be religious to rationalize their lack of sex-having.
no exceptions.

This reddittor made discord trannies piss and shit themselves in fear of being exposed.

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I don't get the issue with this one. Do you expect the boss to just sit there when he's off-camera? Or is the issue that he did too much damage?

is there a way to filter similar looking thumbnails on Yea Forums? Im tired of seeing this shit

Whatever jank may be on display in this webm is completely overshadowed by the sheer dumbassery of jumping towards the enemy when you see them charging up a thrust attack and then pretending like you shouldn't have gotten hit by their attack.

Mental illness is an epidemic.

>post a webm of Malenia pivoting and slashing the player's throat
>this is somehow a flaw in the game's hit detection

that attack is a guaranteed punish with a single roll to the side. unless you randomly jump towards an oncoming attack for no reason.

seeing the same webms over and over again just puts a smile on my face, are you all really so hung up on this game that you can't move on?

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My favorite

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Oh no, the videogame acts like a videogame...

Maybe yeah. I'm a massive From fanboy. I'd give DeS, DaS, DaS3, and Bloodborne a perfect 10/10. I've easily put in 20k hours between all of these games. I give Elden Ring a 4/10. Their golden rule was the games were always fair. They broke that rule in Elden Ring. For that I dock the game to maybe a 7/10. But the fucking flower picking and butterfly catching they added in as an attempt to make up for making you waste hours and hours and hours of riding (or running in the case of invasions) across miles of pointless terrain knocked the score down even lower for me. Fuck flowers. Fuck butterflies. Fuck horses. What a gay game. Oh yeah, don't forget the awesome new NPC quest lines that require you to go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth to the same NPCs in the same locations to listen to their pointless monologues.

>If any other developer had made Elden Ring
>If any other developer had made BotW
>If any other developer had made Xenoblade 2
Get new material

so i became the elden lord
what next?

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Should people like you be gunned down on the streets or am I too extreme here?

Get help.

fromdrones should be turned into manure, which would be an easy process because there isn't much to change

There are people unironically defending this holy shit. It's dark souls 2 all over again.

Skill issue

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