I love Aloy

more like Bae-loy :)

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Jesus christ shes ugly

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Have sex incel.

Is she like 40? Why is her forehead so wrinkled all the time?

imagine loving a goblin

so... hideous....

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Aloy is fucking beautiful and whoever says otherwise isn't a real man.

That woman is the type of woman who would have the stamina to fuck for hours, has a fucking brilliant athletic body, and if she is nice, hygienic and funny, I'd marry her without even having a second thought.

You guys can continue to have sex with your anime-pillows. I fucking love a real, athletic woman.

imagine the pungent taste of her musky tree woman pussy

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So incredibly feminine, you mean?

um elden ting bros?

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>has a fucking brilliant athletic body

lol? her body looks like shes a 15 year old boy

The Nickacado stuff really got to the devs, just to let you know.

My ex used to sit on my face after jogging, That shit was hot has fuck.

uggo vidya girls thread :D

>15 year old boy

What's the downside?

How do you know?

i just like the game

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More like Nikocado

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I met some of their people at a function. I was the +1 at some gala event for publishing people. They griped about it pretty openly and pretty obsessively, I was just listening soaking it in hiding my power level nodding.

she's less real than a pillow

You remember some of what was said?

Being a pedo.

give him a minute to conjure up imaginary scenarios in the meantime let him devour up mommie's tendies

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hannah hoekstra is a real person user

No, just typical girl stuff like ugggh and really emotive pantomimes.
I was talking to some other hapless bring along husband and boats in between their wives doing things on their phones. They kept showing us their timelines and it was normal memes.

aloy is a man-made creation and the person who's likeness aloy uses is a human being
the topic was aloy anyway and being a 3d modelled image makes alloy an electrical construct that cannot be touched

Sounds plausible, especially because what I get from this is that they were just rolling their eyes at incels and you filled in yourself that they were obsessed

funny how they bitch and seeth about Jrpg´s or Anime.
but when western games does it, its somehow cool and so good -_- kek

Given how strong reactions Horizon brings out here, I can't help but think there's something off about the whole affair, if someone is against something without any real discussion than "ugly" or "tranny", intuition just tells me, there's something wrong with this place.

>sounds plausible because it conforms to my retarded worldview

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If I'd said it sounded plausible because of course a bunch of feminised Western numale sois would be freaking out over Yea Forums's epic trolling, you could've said the exact same thing. So can we conclude that it's not plausible then?

kek

Wait what! No way! After over a month of Elden Ring absolutely dominating sales it's finally starting to slow down? Wait! The amount of users currently playing it is dropping?! Are you telling me people stop playing a single player game after they beat it! FUCK! Elden bros what will we do!

Chillin' at San Fransisco's white beaches. Kawai desu

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Do not worry, I will make a new character and beat the game by firing giant oracle bubbles.

Can't wait for the third exciting installment in her ground breaking series!

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>oracle bubbles
Resonator Blasts> Oracle Bubbles

I enjoy the payoff of firing a Giant Oracle Bubble much more, it makes a very satisfying BWOOOSH sound when it pops.

You love the idea of the smell of Aloy.

I enjoy the payoff of pulling off a resonator blast, cause you gotta be so aggressive to pull it off and so quick.

No they were upset about it, women don't ever vocalize anything unless they are upset and want it to change. I know my wife.

Imagine her bathing in a nice waterfall pool. Scrubbing off all that filth. Except the smell remains. She'll never get fully clean. Never use deodorant. And she likely has armpit hair down to her waist braided and fragrant. Nay PUNGENT.

Yes we like the IDEA of Aloy, but not the smell. She probably fucks like retard though.

Aloy's tummy.

You've never been with a woman in an intimate capacity have you?

Sounds like Yea Forums lol

This was more plausible before all the Guerilla devs were women

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Based Aloy autist

I liked the game but never liked Aloy
She was a mean bitch to poor autist Beta until the last stretch of the game when the devs tried to humanize her a bit

>canonically never showered
stanky pussy